Good good sex in shanghai health care thing
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Shanghai, PRC.
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Mom?
I doubt Obama’s healthcare plan is going to pay for such things.
I’m feeling better already!
No engrishness here, this is perfectly clear.
as opposed to the bad bad sex in Shanghai health care thing? What is a health care thing anyway? Is it that pill pill the prawns were abusing?
Good good sex requires health care for your thing. It is like owning a car; You don’t know how much you need it until it is broke and parked in front.
Oh, I know how much I need it, no doubt in my mind. But I had no idea China was so progressive on these matters. Suck on it, Sweden!
As far as I can work out, for many men there is no such thing as secks that is not good good.
… unless it is broke and parked in front.
Get it towed!
Or fingered…..
Or get the nut drivers, screw drivers, and jumper cables.
A can of Fix-a-Flat will get things going, too.
Here in the States we call that Viagra.
May need to write this all down but my Pen-is out of ink.
Call the Vice Squid.
You know, I hear they keep a good supply of ink.
moose
or the thing pump.
Double the goodness, double the fun!
And these people are complaining about health care, why? Someone explain it to me again.
Asia has always been ahead of the curve on the holistic medicine perspective. Think how much the average American’s health care costs would drop if we used acupuncture, did Tai Chi, and had good good secks on a regular basis!
Anyone have the phone number? I’d like to make an appointment as soon as possible.
So, if polite get son, romantic get daughter, more romantic get ladyboy – what the hell happens if you have good good secks, and conceive? You get RuPaul? Twice?
RuPaul twins… oh my!
But at least you’d have an easy time picking names. Ru and Paul.
Man, I know *I* feel better! Wow!
I haven’t been able to spend much time at Engrish Funny lately since my youngest daughter got re-married today. So what’s with the comment ratings? Whose brill idea was that and how’s it working out for everyone? BTW, the wedding was great! The guy is right for her and the families get along.
NFI where the ratings thing came from – it just appeared this morning when I logged on. A big boy did it and ran away.
Probably someone who thought to themselves, “Let’s see, what can I do to make this site less enjoyable and more divisive.”
It’s annoying while the page loads – first I get the thread, then the rating lines pop up, which moves everything down the screen a jump at a time. It’s like myfastforum meets Space Invaders.
It’s totally annoying, I have every intention of boycotting. It irritates the eyes and it really does seem designed to promote divisiveness and mob behavior.
Congratulations on the wedding!!
Failblog isn’t having to put up with it… maybe we should become more militant…
On the bright side, it can save the trouble of replying “WIN” and then waiting for the page to reload. But you can’t tell who liked the comment, and sometimes, that matters.
I’ve not seen a single actually positive comment about the voting buttons either here or on Pundit Kitchen. Yours is about the closest, and frankly I’d sooner say WIN or LOSE/FAIL than put up with this manic scrolling behaviour.
Checking through the comments in previous posts, I noticed these ratings are being abused already. Someone (I’m pretty sure it’s mainly one person) seems to like JohnB and myself, but dislikes Dr Handle and bluejade. The ratings seem to have no relation to the quality of the comments, even allowing for personal taste. Now I see what Holly means by “divisive”.
So much for escaping to engrish… everybody, back on your heads!
Let’s have another picture dealing with child s*xual abuse, and I bet the ratings mechanism blows up! Either that or they’d have to start displaying my negatives in scientific notation!
JohnB, I am disappointed. I thought, with your vast knowledge of american sub-culture; you’d catch my joke reference!
Sorry, I’ve looked at it again and draw a blank. Of course, I ended up having to do six straight hours of lecture to new staff today, so my head is mush!
Well, since you insist…!
These two guys wind up in Hell, and Satan is showing them around so they can pick their poison, as it were. It all looks bad… they’re becoming more and more concerned. Finally they reach a room where everyone is standing waist-deep in sh!t eating donuts and drinking coffee. They look at each other, do a quick whispered conference, and reach a decision. “This is it!” they declare.
“You sure?”
“Yup!”
“OK!” The Infernal One looked at his watch, blew a whistle, and
shouted: “Ok, everybody, back on your heads!”
It does sound vaguely familiar, but it must have been some time since I heard it.
Wow–escaping to engrish is right! I was also disappointed to see the ratings cluttering up the comments. And the escape part…I never even read failblog comments anymore because of all the *squeezing* and happee partees and stuff. Too hard to sort through the schmoozing and get to real comments.
This is what I say in the tea-room when telling the minions that it’s time to get back to work. Every time someone new starts, we have to tell them The Joke.
I have seen no comments ratings or any curazy scrolling stuff. Looks like NoScript under Firefox keeps it at bay. You may want to give that a try.
Second marriages can be sooooo much better than first ones. This, I know.
I’d love to, but my employer insists I use Mickeysh@ft Internet exploder.
So does mine – however I have installed and use firefox for anything personal
shes always thinking of your thing
Yep, that’s why she keeps bursting out laughing for no apparent reason.
Haha love it. Keep em coming!
Last week I broke my arm, and had to go to the… umm.. the uh.. ugh, what’s the word? You know.. the.. health care.. thing..
I hope you got good good set.
I’m assuming the two missing words in the top row was the ‘sex’.
I think we’ve learned that, where Asian languages are concerned, it’s not safe to assume anything. Isn’t this one read from right to left?
Dunno why, but somehow I fancy the third character from the right to mean “sex”.
Now, do I get the Aussie yogurt before or after I go here? It’s kinda confusing. Maybe I’m thinking with the wrong brain.
Bring yogurt to the appointment.
generally speaking i don’t go to any doctor who calls their clinic a ‘health care thing’. but if they’re offering good good sex…
My first impression was that it looks like the guy the store owner hired to do the English translation just decided to the p!ss. =P
According to my husband, this is the Shanghai hospital for sexual health items. I think everyone prefers the original translation.
Sure gives the old Doris Day song “I’m going to Shanghai” a WHOLE nother meaning!
engrishfunny.com, how do you do it?