Please waste paper basket with disposable income. Thank you with.
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I think the cigarettes are the “disposable income” – as in, “you’re throwing your money away” (and maybe your life)…
Those aren’t cigarettes, they’re ash dropped from the insect coil.
That’s no insect coil. That’s a space station.
That’s just silly; it looks nothing like a moon!
It’s obviously a stove burner, which will drop down from its pedestal and burn your hand as you snuff out your cigarette. It’s a classical conditioning device. Of course, for most smokers a hand is a small price to pay…
Ahh, I see it now. Very clever; we should have those in the US.
I thought it looked like an insect coil too … but wtf is an insect coil doing on top of a trash can? I’ve also never seen one on such a tall stand….
The last thing you want is a mosquito nomming on your hand whilst you try to dispose of your income…
Guess so…..
Thank you with.
The insect coil is there to repel those nasty little insects, the butt munchers.
I thought it was a whole building sized incense air freshener from the industrial supply house. Instead of hundreds of little sticks, you just need one. Two of these per acre will cover a feed lot.
So wastepaper basket, could you lend me a tenner til pay day?
You’ll have to please it first!
And apparently unless you have disposable income, it won’t be pleased. So it’s a classic Catch-22; don’t ask the waste paper basket for money unless you don’t need it. Come to think of it, that’s pretty much the way American financial institutions work! Are we sure this is in Asia???
I read the text differently and assumed that it was the waste paper basket that HAD the disposable income and if I wanted to use it I had to please it. Therein lies the problem: just how does one please a waste paper basket? Maybe emptying it often? Or perhaps feeding it things it likes?
Always start with a compliment: mmm, nice butts… how are YOU doing…
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Although I must say that even if it has disposable income, it’s not much of a looker. Its friends probably say it has a “nice personality.”
Does it turn nasty if you don’t please it?
No, but it does turn nasty if you don’t empty it for a couple of months.
In truth, immediately i didn’t understand the essence. But after re-reading all at once became clear.
I see what you did there
Indeed, it is incense, most likely burning to mask the smell of the refuse bin. Mosquito coils are just a different kind of incense that contain a fair bit of citronella. Before there were mosquito coils, there was incense in stick, cone and coil form.
The more you know…
The mosquito coils I buy locally contain some sort of half-hearted insecticide. It doesn’t kill them, but it does bring them out of hiding, whereupon they meander slowly and stupidly near the ceiling. And that’s when the fun begins, because they really do get the hose; the vacuum cleaner hose!! Good times!
maybe its a lighter for cigarettes…they give you an ashtray, why not give a lighter?
I’d LOVE to meet a waste paper basket with disposable income.
No matter how much income it has, sooner or later it will dawn on you that it’s a WASTE BASKET! And who wants to be stuck with that?
But wastebaskets have useful function in your life. I have at least 5 in my house (just don’t tell them about each other, that’s the trick)
Yeah, if you have five of them! Just try wastebasket monogamy for a few decades…
I thought it politely requested us to waste any paper baskets that had disposable income.
As in, “Please waste that paper basket for me.”
I thought that wasting someone took more than at least I have in disposable income. Maybe wasting a paper basket is cheaper because it doesn’t move as much.
You can start with one bottle of cake to whisky, and see where it goes from there!
I thought it was a Buddhist temple (incense) and they wanted donations (disposable income)
Throw your disposable income into the rubbish – clearly, this is a weekend workshop for people who don’t have the time or inclination to have children, but want a brief experience of some aspect of parenthood.
If the waste basket doesn’t whine or embarrass you in public by pointing at other customers in the hair shop and saying, slightly less loudly than a scream, “Look Grandma, that ladies is BALD. Why is that lady BALD, Grandma?”, then the experience isn’t complete. And if the waste basket doesn’t curl up in your lap and tell you with great solemnity that it loves you, then your can have no idea.
I thought it was a trash can setting itself up as a cheap, chrome-plated, pompous little deity demanding offerings. Pay-to-pray, or you will be cursed by the trash deity.
damn those rich waste paper baskets, thinking they’re better than us.
Is this some kind of weird economy?