Comments on: Pedophiles AND shrimp on drugs?? Shocking!

By: fogojones

fogojones — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 23:24:34 +0000

I think it’s ‘chidded’.

By: The guy behind you (no, not that one, the OTHER one)

The guy behind you (no, not that one, the OTHER one) — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 09:25:04 +0000

Paws4thot, could it be Il Casteletto?

By: The guy behind you (no, not that one, the OTHER one)

The guy behind you (no, not that one, the OTHER one) — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 08:26:54 +0000

It’s in London, England. I’m looking the restaurant up for you.

By: The guy behind you (no, not that one, the OTHER one)

The guy behind you (no, not that one, the OTHER one) — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:13:04 +0000

Well, it’s a pretty funny comic.

By: Lucas

Lucas — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 01:18:06 +0000

Pil Pil is a vasque sauce made out of olive oil, garlic and the gelatine of the cod fish as a result of a 15 m wavering of the pan. No tomatoe in it! Congratulations for the web. I can’t stop laughing. Here you are another brilliant mistake in a spanish menu: “Rape in catalan style” (“rape” is “monkfish”).

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 10:06:46 +0000

That could be, but IME spelling a word with a J and pronouncing it Y is mostly a Northern European (particularly Scandanavian) thing, and this menu makes me think of Iberian or Italian cuisine.

By: GFilipeB

GFilipeB — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 07:13:21 +0000

I think “jork” is a kind of boiled ham, usually called York.

By: Runner Girl

Runner Girl — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:48:11 +0000

i do like my jork and cheese

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 10:49:46 +0000

Did they ever write back?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 10:48:19 +0000

Dahling, going for such an obvious troll is far too infra dig for moi.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:40:28 +0000

I’m surprised nobody commented on the lean of pig. I’d think this must be a pig from West Virginia…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:34:02 +0000

Your asparagus only makes my resistance harder! I’d say we were at a Mexican stand-off, but that would be more likely with artichokes.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:30:33 +0000

There are many people who realize that. In fact, I dare say it might constitute a majority opinion.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:27:43 +0000

“Mere female”? I don’t know how you’ve escaped being pounced upon for a whole week now!

By: PencilSharpener

PencilSharpener — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 05:01:14 +0000

This also explains the Ham of a Warehouse– factory-farming.
*nods*

By: Saoirse

Saoirse — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 22:55:05 +0000

It’s seems Spanish. And obviously not Ireland, we speak English.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:15:21 +0000

* and / or

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:14:21 +0000

Any clues as to the city, state / Provence, and or country?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:35:30 +0000

I can’t remember the name of the restaurant, or of the street it’s in. I find it by dead reckoning from Tottenham Court Road tube, East along the North side of New? Oxford Street, turn left at the second corner after Giotto pizzaria (very good Italian restaurant) and it’s about 50 yards on the left.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:55:56 +0000

What is the name of this Greek restaurant, if I might ask?

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:37:01 +0000

I like Olives, too. They aren’t spicy like Jalapenos, but they are good. I like the green ones and the black ones. I like the green ones stuffed with Pimento. If there are any other flavors of Olives, I have not tried them yet.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:23:06 +0000

There’s a Greek restaurant I’ve been to a couple of times that serves jalapenos and olives as a complmentary appetiser. I eat one olive to remind myself that I still don’t like them, and polish off about 5oz of jalapinos!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:18:18 +0000

Yay! I’m glad my love of spices can save my fellow Pokémon from… blandness?

By: Roflcopters!

Roflcopters! — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 04:01:58 +0000

Meowth is awesome for his love of spices. You might just save Pokémon!

By: Roflcopters!

Roflcopters! — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 03:58:17 +0000

Your resistance only makes my asparagus harder!!!

By: Roflcopters!

Roflcopters! — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 03:55:13 +0000

You just won. Finally, someone who realises that it’s not that only the right wings are evil! There are douchebags all over the political spectrum.

By: Roflcopters!

Roflcopters! — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 03:49:42 +0000

Do you know how to keep Pedobear away?
These Asians make it too easy!

By: An elite

An elite — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 22:36:17 +0000

This place the same as Bacon of Sky. Are be it so?

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:21:47 +0000

I’d like some of those. You are correct that Jalapenos are not hot, but they taste good, and are sold in big cans.

By: Hertz

Hertz — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 17:12:39 +0000

Jalapenos are not that hot, they only score up to 8000 Scoville units.
Scotch Bonnets and Habaneros (same chilies but different strains) score 100 000-350 000.
Luckily where I live there are plenty of jamaican and indian shops selling Scotch Bonnets for about 3 pence each.
You can grow them as well quite easily indoors or out too.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 03:45:02 +0000

~~~~~~Shudder~~~~~~
What a waste of perfectly good jork.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:56:05 +0000

I should have said, “Prawns, asparagus, and dope.” Then you’d be singing, “Prawns, asparagus, and dope, doo-dah, doo-dah…”

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 21:05:02 +0000

I know I’m in a decent Mexican restaurant when they have habanero sauce out on all the tables! That and when the beef is shredded, not ground.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 21:01:53 +0000

No, I certainly did not. I know I sound like I say it half jokingly, probably because I say it half jokingly, but this site IS very educational. When I made that riff about the octopus epistle, I was thinking of Galatians, to whom St. Paul did address an epistle.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:59:16 +0000

That is true, Rabbi PoodleGroomer. Next time I shall consult my Talmud.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:57:27 +0000

True, I did chid you two weeks ago, but before that you had chud me many times.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:40:56 +0000

I love habaneros, but I can’t get them easily enough.

By: Owner

Owner — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:54:31 +0000

well, it’s actuall a mere female sheep :rofl

By: Taksuda

Taksuda — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:53:11 +0000

would you like some Spam with your Jork?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:50:51 +0000

How did “overall” get into the mix? Could someone have translated “con” as “combination” and then proceeded to mess it up even further?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 10:39:26 +0000

‘Sparagus, prawns and narcotics, oh my,
‘Sparagus, prawns and narcotics, oh my…

By: Evolve

Evolve — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:33:26 +0000

Jajajajajajaja!!!! Jojojojooj!!! It is amazing!!!
They are direct translations from Spanish, done with a computer translator. It is funny after all.

For example:

“Habitas baby con jamón”. Correct: Small ‘baby’ beans with ham.
But “habitas” is also a verb: “habitar” (to inhabit). “habitas” also means “you inhabit”. Put this with ¿child?, and you have the nonsense result.

Better learn Spanish

By: MyMomHasShortCircuitOnDVD

MyMomHasShortCircuitOnDVD — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 04:30:19 +0000

I’m having better luck reading this menu from left to right.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:54:30 +0000

It’s not just a cold cut, JohnB, it’s the coldest cut of all.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:51:14 +0000

Perhaps it’s the past tense of chide. I chide you now, you chid me two weeks ago.

By: Kinseth

Kinseth — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:11:55 +0000

What were they even trying to get with ‘jork?’

By: bluejade

bluejade — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 00:35:50 +0000

Ah. Scotch Bonnet chilies. If you like Scotch Bonnets, give habaneros a try. Habaneros really aren’t much hotter, but they are fleshier and have a delicious fruity aroma/ flavor. You only get the flavor for a moment… then the endorphin rush sets in.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:43:19 +0000

Ah, so that’s why jewish people don’t eat politicians.

By: Hertz

Hertz — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 19:19:48 +0000

lol
I can vouch for that, done it myself once. Contacts and chilies do not make good bedfellows!
Talking about ‘bedfellows’, years later I touched my then-girlfriend after forgetting about the chilies I chopped…
For a short minute she thought: “Wow… he’s never been THAT good.” 30 secs later she was in the shower.

And yes those thai chilies are birdseye chilies.
They are bad but beware of the Scotch Bonnet pepper!
They’re worse and look quite harmlessly like baby bell peppers.

By: Hertz

Hertz — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 19:08:33 +0000

Did you know that there are two Galicias?

The one your grandfather hailed from and the one this menu came from.
it’s the bit of Spain to the north of Portugal.