This DVD is drunk, no doubt about it
The Terminators
Duilt to Prdtbct
Mankind, nor produlawwied
to destroy.
Submitted by: Sam K via Engrish Funny Submissions
Found in Vietnam while still in theaters.
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O.M.G. I’ve been produlawwied!
‘Tis better to be produlawwied to destroy than never to have produlawwied at all.
May I please just be prodded, and not produlawwied? It’s a more comfortable feeling
NO! YOU MUST GET PRDDULAWWIED!
I was produlawwied and now I love The Terminators.
Love the Terminators. Get produlawwied now.
NO!
You must be produlawwied or you will be terminated.
Fine. I’ll do the first thingy.
No. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
RESISTANCE IS USELESS!
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
You are on the way to destruction.
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?
Take off every zig!
All your basic us belong to!
whta you say?
they’ve set up us the bomb
Please send Seven of Nine adjunct of unimatrix Zero to my husband’s watch-house immediately – he, and many of his workmates are eagerly queued up to be assimilated by her. More than once, if that’s possible, they tell me.
How do you determine whether they are assimilated or are just idiots with Bluetooth receivers. Maybe it all started with hands free cell phones…
Very few people with azure dentition have the monocular, or, usually mercifully for the rest of us, the skin-tight leather outfits.
I’ve just had mental picture of my husband in a skin tight Seven of Nine style leotard.
…
MINDBLEACH, STAT!
*Hands over mind bleach*
[ubergeek] – That would be “Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero”.
And incidentally, statistics show that voluntary assimilations to the Borg collective rose 700% following Seven’s first appearance on ST: VOyager.
I never would have suspected she was merely tertiary…
WRONG … it’s “Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero-One”.
ubergeek indeed …
She does have a nice set of tertiaries.
FIRST !
Fail.
New Albany (pronounced /ˈɑːlbəni/) is a city in Floyd County, Indiana, United States, situated along the Ohio River opposite Louisville, Kentucky. In 1900, 20,628 people lived in New Albany; in 1910, 20,629; in 1920, 22,992; and in 1940, 25,414. The population was 37,603 at the 2000 census. The city is the county seat of Floyd County[3]. It is bounded by I-265 to the north and the Ohio River to the south, and is considered part of the Louisville, Kentucky Metropolitan Statistical Area. The mayor of New Albany is Doug England, a Democrat, whose current term is set to expire on January 1, 2012.
but New Albany is also a village in Franklin and Licking Counties in the U.S. state of Ohio, just northeast of the state capital of Columbus. Most of the village is located in Franklin County; only a small portion of the village extends into adjacent Licking County. The population was 3,711 at the 2000 census. Founded in 1837, it is now a growing suburb in the Columbus area. The New Albany Country Club constitutes a significant portion of the village, and the golf course has 27 holes.
Well, this may be a first; a post made under the Ordinal Post rule attacting a post which seems to be made under the Ordinal Post rule!!
My god, the internet is beautiful.
And New Albany happens to be the only city in the world I literally ran into several times. Back in my fitter days I ran the River Banks Run in Louisville several times, which goes over the bridge and ends in New Albany. Although I was strictly a plodder and rarely finished in the top half, nonetheless the natives always cheered enthusiastically. I wondered what was wrong with them, as it seemed, even to me, to be too early for drinking!
25000 DOLLARS?
I assume it’s dong, the Vietnamese currency, and not dollars
Don’t produlaww my dong!
And I thought it was only in the West that we equated male wealth with potency.
nah, that is VND so it comes to about $1.50
“nor produlawwied” is “now programmed” on IMDB. What happened?
Probably a software glitch. You know how careless some computer produlawwiers can get after mixing Red Bull and Mt Dew.
The package here does say “now” and not “nor.” That was apparently an error in transcription by the caption writer.
It’s most likely an optical character recognition bug: apparently the software wasn’t properly produlawwied and misread the letters. Sith happens.
I was going to say deliberately using similar-looking letters so it looks correct at first glance without actually using a potentially copyrighted/trademarked phrase (and failing horribly with “produlawwied”), but this makes a lot more sense.
As if the concept and title wasn’t enough of a ripoff, this DVD cover even uses images from the Terminator series. Wonder what their target audience is, people with poor reading comprehension who wanted to see Terminator?
They were working toward a razzy or rotten tomato, but ended up with a movie too bad for MST3K.
This is in the land where you can find Transforners, so I’m not surprised…
But are you sunbrised?
Must be some terrible bootleg cover. The film has it’s own coverart.
They had a much better working concept, but got produlawwied to destroy it.
Another festing nail!
Is that Obama walking in the bottom part?
This movie is horrible. it was on SyFy the other night.
So, in the end, who got produlawwied?
Agreed. I made the mistake of watching it all the way through. I don’t want to say I was disappointed because some of the actors really tried hard but well…. well, maybe I felt a little produlawwied.
for the real movie check this link out:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1350512/
When In Danger, When In Doubt, Run In Circles, Scream And Shout
And take a look at the list of other films that the director worked for – straight-to-video rip-offs, all of them:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2732283/
Brilliant, I’ve been looking for the Welsh dub for ages.
look at that price
Who is that man beside the Terminator…? He reminds me of Ronald Regan.
XD I had my grandma read this!
Why?
because
Grandma’s love the Terminator, I thought that went without saying, Alice.
Yeah yeah produwtf… Funny, but twhat’s bothering is how can they get away with the whole idea, AND have people go see this ridiculous movie?
Why even bother to translate? geez.
What I want to know is who in the heck is the ugly guy to the left of the Terminator robot? I’ve seen the movie that I think the picture is talking about (I don’t recall it being called ‘The Terminators’) but I don’t remember that guy. Was he some extra who is famous in whatever country this movie was found in?
He’s the OTHER Terminator.
He’s an actor from the Philippines. I never knew how he got to be The Terminators.
This is actually an Asylum movie production. It’s a “mockbuster” film made on a shoe string budget to trick people into buying this crap. They also made such classics as “Snakes on a Train” and “Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus”.
Don’t forget 100 Million Years BC! Holy Ceiling Cat those movies suck.
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus = EPIC FACEPALM
Don’t forget “The day the earth stopped”
Attempting to translate into English with the Cyrillic alphabet = fail.
The quote at the bottom is a mistranslation involving cyrillic … cyrillic “d” looks like our lower-case “b” (that’s where “Duilt” comes in) and they don’t have a capital “e” that looks like ours … so they used “B” instead/without the option of “E” (thus, “PROTEBT). PRODULAWWIED … not sure how they got that.
Have I been produlawwied yet, or what?!
I shall produlawwied all of you!