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That’s entirely understandible; monatomic hydrogen just keeps reacting with stuff!
I know, it is not very noble!
Ghastly chemistry pun WIN! Oh yes, and *clonk*
Matter syntethization WIN
Curses, so close to being first…. oh well, i guess thats when you contruct the water with the hydrogen and oxygen? :S
construct*****
They’re making water on the security camera- and after the other sign told them not to!
We all know this really means that there’s one person working half-heartetdly on constructing molecules of water while eighteen people hang out and lean on shovels.
I don’t think they’re following directions. The black drop indicates they are chaining hydrogen onto carbon, not oxygen.
Oh black water, keep on rolling,
Mississippi moon won’t you keep on shining on me…
Mississippi moon shine? Someone was still playing with the ethanol.
I am not under the affluence of incohol!
Gonna go build myself a drink 8^D
I built lots of drinks, but I tended to start with EtOH rather than HOH.
I always find it difficult enough to grab hold of the ethyl group and attach it to the hydroxide – how the hell anyone can get hold of that damned proton, I’ll never figure out. Maybe I just don’t have a pointy enough pair of tweezers. Frigate, I’ve had enough with craftsmanship, I’m just gunna go fire a solid fuel rocket and do a batch job.
I always outsourced the construction of the EtOH and the HOH and proceeded from there, but there were certainly plenty of batches, not to mention some botches and b!tches.
Two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen. You know, they might just be driving Hydrogen Fuel Cell Cars. The only exhaust from them is water vapor.
Since we are already experiencing stifling humidity here in Kentucky, perhaps this isn’t the ideal climate for hydrogen-fueled cars…
Stop constructing water there, then!
We don’t construct it here! We import it from the Gulf of Mexico, where it collides with the cool air we import from Canada, resulting in violent thunderstorms and tornados. We know how to have fun with weather here in Kentucky!
QUIT STEALING OUR COOL AIR!!
Hey, we pay you plenty for it, with all those chemicals we send across the border at places like Detroit!
Well, you don’t deserve it.
The way I always heard the rule was, you get what you pay for. Nobody ever said anything about deserving it.
We get to tease it and watch it get angry as it marches across Missouri.
Y’all got it angry enough yesterday to destroy my poolside canopy!
O RLY?
Oh, yeah! Demolished.
It depends on the driver. Our smaller storms out of Oklahoma are heading for Chicago. If the storm comes out of Colorado or Nebraska, or stays in Oklahoma and Arkansas, it is heading for you.
So after you construct the water, you also need to hire a driver for the storm?
It is a Microsoft device driver for weather and toy cars. You wind it up, set it down, and watch it crash.
Driver of the storm
Driver of the storm
Into this house I crash
This car is overblown
Like I’m drunk or I am stoned
I drive this storm alone
Driver of the storm
Don’t get the drivers from Microsoft, go straight to the manufacturer’s web site. They usually work better.
You southerners, always outsourcing your construction jobs to Mexicans.
Well, we can’t get none of you Yankees to come down and work in this heat and humidity! What are we to do, set down our mint juleps???
Throw some chocolate on the floor, Yankees will come.
Who eats chocolate off of the floor?
Yankees.
Like the candle company?
Or the baseball team?
Well, since at the moment they own the best record in baseball this season, I don’t think they have to worry much about the floor, since they’re on top again.
Chocolate addicts. Starving people. Obsessive-compulsive people whose floors are so clean you can eat off them.
And you are one of the latter?
*Chortle*
Reasons for chortle:
1. When I lived alone, I didn’t need a broom. Only a shovel.
2. I have a 10-year-old daughter now, not to mention an only semi-trained puppy, which means that on any floor of my house, at this moment you would probably find 27 pieces of toys and/or games; 16 hair appliances of various colors, forms, and degrees of brokenness; 12 dirty footprints, about equally human and canine; three or four urine stains, identifiable by smell and/or color; 6 dirty socks, none of which match any of the others, and none of which my daughter left there, even though they are all her size; one shirt, ditto; one pair of underwear, ditto; and two pieces of brown stuff, lurking in some dark corner or partially underneath some furniture. Would you like to try the brown stuff on the odds that it might be chocolate?
Definitely no eating off of your floor, then. Who left the socks if they aren’t your daughter’s?
The odd sock fairy?
Those pesky fairies… Stealing teeth and leaving socks… The nerve of them!
Those fairies seem to have an unhealthy attachment to my daughter, since they follow her around depositing used clothing, empty drink containers, hair appliances, and knocking random items on to the floor, none of which ever have anything to do with her.
It’s also never ceased to amaze me how single socks emerge from the dryer and their mate never turns up. I’ve taken apart my dryer, so I know they’re not stuck somewhere inside. I theorize that there is a parallel universe where people regularly put two socks in the dryer and come out with three.
Your dryer is just on the teleportation network. Many peoples’ dryers are like that, from what I hear. I actually know someone who gets extra socks she has never seen before out of her dryer. Maybe they are yours? Harry Potter uses fireplaces, we have dryers. It is that simple. As for your daughter, perhaps it is your pet poltergeist that we were talking about earlier that is putting the things there. They like to knock things down, too.
Is heat and noise also exhausted from a Fuel Cell powered car?
I’m exhausted from this conversation! Go construct me a glass of water.
It says “waterworks” in Japanese.
I never thought it worked as well as alcohol!
When Hydrogen played Oxygen, the game had just begun
When Hydrogen scored two fast goals, while Oxygen had none,
Then Oxygen scored just one goal, and thus it did remain:
Hydrogen 2, Oxygen 1 – called off, because of rain.
Gotta love B.C.
Water Boy.
Where are you hiding?
If you don’t come out, I am going to get pretty darn cross.
So it’s not allowed to mention that this photo has been stolen from another website?
Well, if you can see another site’s watermark on the photo, of course it is. Otherwise there are 2 obvious scenarios which don’t involve breach of copyright:-
1) 2 separate people took very similar photos an submitted them to different sites.
2) One person took a photo, and submitted it to more than one site.
Funny that you mention the watermark….
You mean the one that was half-removed after I first mentioned it and before my comment was deleted?
I didn’t look until after I saw your 01:59, but I honestly can’t see another one.
Anyone notice the irony of talking about watermarks on this sign?
Yeah, well, whatever…
Since the submitter was anonymous, I thought I was making the webmasters a favor by pointing out the fact, but obviously someone didn’t share my perspective….
D’oh! Nesting fail.
“Making the webmasters a favor” is also a nice bit of Engrish!
Doing! Doing. Gimme a break, it was in the middle of the night…
what’s on top?
No, what’s on second.
What met someone and went back to the hotel.
So then who’s on second??
I Don’t Know.
What’s on the yellow caution sign warning about getting STD’s from strangers.
Third base!
The man on the yellow caution sign looks like he drank some bad water and is now having stomach pain.
Perhaps he swallowed some hydrogen and then smoked a cigarette…
水=Water
道=Road
水道=Water Conduits
工事 = Construction
中=Middle
工事中= Under Construction
水道工事中=Water Conduits Under Construction
Don’t know why, but almost all automatic translator, translate 水道 as water and not water conduits.
耐震化=Earthquake resistant
工事＝Work
耐震化工事=Construction is Earthquake resistant.
局＝Office/Bureau
水道局＝Office for the water conduits
C’est vraiment moins drôle quand on comprend la langue.