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FIRST!
You succeed at enterness. Welcome. Regrettably, there’s No Exit.
Lol. Well I’ll be happy here. I’m no longer a 1st-post virgin.
And I have nothing interesting to say.
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Boredness…
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OMG this must be hell!!
Just ordinary hell. You clearly have a long way to go before you qualify for Dreadful Pun Hell. No revolving door for you!
Welcome to hell my friend, do take a seat right by that little guillotine in the corner, you know, the one by the trolls…do you see it?
Unfortunately, there is no exitness unless you decide to reincarnate.
Enjoy your stay at failblog!
and i can slam that revolving door
No you can’t.
Only Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
No he can’t.
Only Bruce Lee can slam a revolving door.
i think you mean Exitness.
Lame.
Then every other person who has said ‘first’ is also lame.
Deep down, everyone wants to do it. You’re just jealous
As I have said before, there are a few simple rules to “firstness.” One is that saying first and nothing else is lame. Being first with a clever response shows a quick wit. Saying “first” means you know what number comes after zero. Congratulations on that stunning achievement! Complaining that a first-sayer is lame is also lame, however, because when something is lame anyone with any intelligence sees it, and the less attention called to it the better. So no, I’m not jealous. In fact, if you check the archives you’ll see I have put in the first comment numerous times, and never did I say “first,” let alone JUST “first.” So what is there to possibly be jealous of? You don’t know my deep down, so don’t pretend you do.
I have said “first” in ordinal posts of sites a few times, but only when I could work it into something that at least showed that I posess 2 neurons that keep each other company, rather than leaving people in doubt as to whether or not I have one to get lonely by itself.
Speak for yourself. As for most of us, we have no desire to look like complete tools in front of the internet audience.
I hate it when my husband shouts ‘FIRST!’…it means a date with BOB…battery operated boyfriend.
LOL! Never heard them called that before. Puts a whole new slant on the old post “Stop seeing at my bobs”. That could have been from one of those women who has a drawer full of vibrators.
This way to the egress. =>
Being “first” on these must rank right up there with curing cancer and discovering alien life. You must be proud, and don’t forget to tell your grandkids about it!
Enterness. The stage before beingness. We won’t talk about exitness just now.
Enterness is where you join the contest domain. The Post Office’s business has collapsed since banking, billing, and Publishers Clearing House went online.
Is that somewhere in Scotland? Inverness, Loch Ness, Enterness? Is there and Enterness Monster, named Essie?
Win for a different – completely different – take on the word!!
I was about to comment that, without the Oriental characters, this could be a Scottish invitation to go jump in the lake.
Except that we’d actually say something more like “away and play in the traffic” in these situations.
And the “lake” part of Loch Ness is the “loch,” not the “ness.”
Even with them: tie your fingers in knots, then walk to the square thingy.
Am I the only one who thinks that sounds dirty?
No.
No uppingness-and-downingness!
It hurts,
Enterness.
I’m h a p p y…
Enterness Enterness Enterness Enterness
Elliot?
No. Ness.
Elliot Ness?
NO. Google Ness in images. It will also become clear if you also google Giygas.
I don’t know Giygas well enough for googling! But I can say that googleness in images is a very elusive quality. Most images are not googleworthy.
I don’t blame you. one guy on a giygas battle video on youtube commented: That’s some scary-ass sh!t.
Enterness: the state of standing in the door frame. But not knobbing the door.
LOL! You win an Enterness!
I have observed a similar state in cats that we could call exitness, which is when you open the door for them, and they sit there for eons mulling over the decision about whether to actually go or not.
Maybe it means “this way to the internets”.
you mean there is more than one?! what’s in between the internet(s)
Urine.
Ah, a perfect case of Ingress Funny.
Groan!
Not so funny on the egress, is it?
AAAAARGH! Just when Dreadful Pun Hell fairy thought it was safe to flutter back into this site.
There is no safeness on this site.
Leave your emptiness behind and enlighten yourself with the divine state of enterness.
this is nothing but awesomeness.
Do anyone else see people performing kamasutra in those Chinese or whatever symbols?
I laughed at this so hard.
It’s an inside joke I share with my friend.We say “ness” at the end of everything.
Also,if there’s enterness,where’s the exitness?