No P*ssing
(On the security camera)
Submitted by: JessieAdair via Engrish Funny Submissions
Warning sign found in the stairwell of a building near Roppongi Crossing.
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I know my aim is poor, but that’s a bit high for me to hit.
Did you try from the floor to the up?
When I was a teen, of course I experimented with various combinations of range and vertical inclinations, sometimes to the detriment of custodial personnel. Security-camera height was not possible then, and I’m fairly sure it hasn’t improved since then.
Everything is easier if you stand on the top of the false wall above the false ceiling. Urine and electrical current strips all of the traces off of the circuit board.
There is only one way to detect a false wall. USE THE LENS OF TRUTH.
Pop the ceiling tile and look up with a flashlight. Any area that is not a fire passage or a security area has a false wall.
If you don’t already have 30 gold skulltula tokens, Be sure to get the one in the cage. (I know there are 100, but it only matters until you get 30.
5 bonus coins for opening the locked desk, reversing the order of the file folders, placing a sandwich and bag of chips in the drawer, linking all of the paper clips into a continuous loop chain, and relocking it.
If there is a ReDead in the room, play the Sun’s Song.
Get OoT of here and go save the princess!
No need. She scored tickets to the Lotte Summer Festival. She said she enjoys them and feels like she fits in.
I did?
Well, Majora’s Mask to that, then!
That, or the space is absolutely crawling with aliens, coming to eat you or drag you back to their lair for their darling little face-suckers to incubate in.
The space has the boss’s candy jar with expensive chocolates and decanter of good bourbon that are mysteriously emptied twice a week.
What? Do you urinate Ferric chloride?
Electric current will pull the chlorine out of salts and form soluble copper salts. I’ve seen pop and coffee spills in activated equipment strip the traces off of boards.
Yes, urine is a much better electrical condutcor than water.
After that much chocolate and bourbon, anyone would urinate ferric cholride.
That wouldn’t be urine. It would be FeCl matter.
LOL!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH! That’s the second ghastly chemistry pun that Dreadful Pun Hell fairy has had to deal with in the last 10 minutes or so. *clonk* I think I need a little lie down.
I was afraid you were busy or had run out of clonks. Before you lie down you need some soul comfort food. Have some f@ggots and peas with a big porter or stout to wash it down
Oh NO! Are you trying to create natural-gas powered DPH fairy?
or use a portal gun
Reminds me of the Portal Potties from that April Fools edition of Game Informer that time. Just remember, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out!
May I fling poo at the security camera?
You must be one of those friends who are trouble-maker!
I did ask permission, and it wasn’t prohibited. I don’t really need to piss on it. If that’s being a trouble-maker…
Whoa, runaway italics!!
Did you close your italic tag properly?
According to the email, she did. It’s probably just a glitch.
My bad. She forgot the / .
Could be worse; there was supposedly one case ICHC where a failure to close a bold emboldened everything else posted after it (in time, not just position) on the pic.
Lord knows what would happen here if we had unbridled emboldenment!!
You’re right. There are so many buttons to remember… she?? Howya figure? Actually, you’re correct, Sister; there are two of us; our combined age is 65, and we live on crystallized lemon peel and cream puffs.
I feel like Santa watching everyone play with the new toys.
I’m not a sister, I’m a brother. I figured you were female from some comments you made a while back. Couldn’t have picked that there were 2 of you using the same avatar, though, but with JohnB , Yoda, Loretta and the rest, it doesn’t surprise me.
Now repeat after me: Close the italics / Close the italics / Close the italics /……..
it’s a cranky keyboard and stuffed with cat hair. Things may not go as planned.
Word to the wise: Don’t stuff your keyboard.
If they didn’t put the camera in the urinal it would be easier NOT to!
Erm…. I don’t think that’s a security camera. It’s probably recording for one of those Voyeur cam p0rn sites. Wave to the pervs!
It’s going to be all over the internet… that would be shake it to the pervs.
So it’s fine to piss anywhere else then. Think I’ll go on the nearest security guard.
Just don’t whiz on the electric fence.
What?
I will crazy.
Why? No one is smoking, only p!ssing.
It’s just another abridgement of my rights.
Or perhaps an abrightment of your ridges.
Can I throw the toilet or any kind of paper to the security camera?
Just as long as you don’t throw it to the toilet.
If there were a toilet, my hopes would be that people would piss in it, and not the security camera in the first place.
I admire your optimism.
How high is that camera mounted?
I’d start just a lil’ try…
Better give it all you got or stay home!
Do, or do not. There is no try.
there was a young man from Darjeeling
Who travelled from London to Ealing,
Where a sign on the door
Said “Don’t piss on the floor”
So he carefully pissed on the ceiling.
Nice limerick, but Ealing is part of London.
Maybe it should be “Who travelled in London to Ealing”?
From Wikipedia, Ealing became part of London i about the 1850s; before this it was a town or village in its own right.
True, but also true of lots of parts of London. Like most major cities, it’s grown a lot over the years.
According to the comments around here lately, it seems that Hull sucks but London swallows.
African or European?
With or without coconuts?
That would be laden or unladen?
Bin Laden.
Hey! You CIA guys- he’s hiding in London! You can believe it, you read it on the internet.
Where I come from it’s much more popular to piss off the security camera.
You come from a planet where cameras have anger issues?
Where I come from, everything has anger issues.
Does this happen THAT often? I think I’ll avoid that place.
I know of several companies that mounted security cameras everywhere because they had employees that would defecate in random locations. Several companies require a dna swab for a background check and as a way to identify mad crappers.
Okay, now that’s just, um, weird – I mean, if you hate the place, poison the favourite pot plant of the officious idiot who rules the stationery cupboard with an iron fist, yes, rub blue cheese into the carpet under the desk of the micromanaging bundle of nerves that is the project manager who keeps trying to tell you how to do your job, yes, prawn heads under the monitor stand in the office of the fat, lazy bastard nominally known as “the boss” but actually the freeloader who spends all his time lunching with colleagues and passing it off as “networking”, okay, but… guerilla crapping? Sheesh.
I had a client in a residential facility who defecated into what seemed to us random locations, but in fact were carefully selected to avoid detection for some period of time (although thanks to the olfactory properties of feces, it was never as long as she intended). She said that she was laying “eggs” that would hatch into snakes that would, after hatching, somehow coalesce into the Second Coming of Jesus. Sorry, but when we get into strange experiences at work, I’ve got an almost endless well!
Well, maybe parasitic nematodes worship a creator of all things too, and also await the return of a messiah, who will hatch one day from the excrement of a virgin, then there will be a huge, ultimate battle of the worms and the minions of Combantrin (Lord of Hell), when their version of the son of their god will triumph and usher in a new age of peace and civil behaviour amongst helminths, flukes, nematodes, trematodes, trypanosomes and even ringworm (the fungoid cousin deemed lost to the sight of heaven before the Great Purge, when god flooded the body with Telmin Plus for 40 days and 40 nights).
Or she could have been mentally ill.
I also watched her go into two hours of intense labor, although she was not pregnant. So of course I leaned towards the mental illness hypothesis.
You guys are weird.
And thank heaven for that!
Thank you!
Makes me feel more normal.
Define normal.
That’s nice for you. I always wondered why anyone would want to be “normal”.
There is no such thing as normal. Everyone is too different from each other.
“Normal” in the sense that many people do it does exist, although the fact that many people do something does not imply any moral value to it. “Normal” in the sense of, “that’s what sane people all do,” does not, in my opinion, exist.
Yes, but what is “Normal” for those people may not be “Normal” for anyone else, thus it is “Odd.”
Then we’re even.
Quite. Now multiply that by pi and see what you get.
In the case of this post, you get pee pi.
Or would that be pi pee?
If you get them both, then it’s bi pee.
I’m not leaving until I get my pi! Cherry or blueberry will be fine. NO pee on the pi, though.
And if it has two legs, it will be bi-pee-dal.
防犯カメラで記録しています
防犯＝ Security(Crime Prevention)
カメラ=Camera
で=by
記録しています=Be recorded(Record, past time)
So it’s mean “Security camera are recorded”.
They certainly want to said, “you’ll be on security camera”s, but in japanese there no future tense and personal pronoun are rarely wrote when it’s clear.
“You’ll be on the security camera” became “On the security camera”
立小便= Piss on the street
禁止＝ban
“No pissing on the street” since the notice is on the street, they translate it by “No pissing”
I visited your site it
In Soviet Russia, security camera pisses on you!