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Sounds like the new Powerthirst flavor. Maybe I can have some PAINAPPLE with my MANANA.
i was going to say that too!teehee ,would you like some PAINAPPLE with your RAWBERRY?
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it will make have babies ,so many babies,400 babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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This juice has a flavor… the flavor of PAIN!
and High fructose corn syrup
Flavoured with what exactly?
Crude drugs from some Starfish
What flavors are they offering? Green apple quickstep, Pecked to death by ducks, abandoned by loved ones, all day sunburn, missed the bus, or anvils from the sky?
They all build character. Yes, that’s it.
Oooh, I tried Trapped In Interminable Meeting With Utter Fools last week, it nearly took the top of my head off.
I suggested withdrawal from multiple addictive substances and the moderators printed and then deleted my entry.
A week or so ago, I had a post about being traumatised by patties made of offal (called “f@ggots”) as cooked by my grandmother from Jersey (the Channel Islands one, not the YouSay one). At first I thought that it was the use of the word “f@ggot”, although it seemed all right in other people’s posts, but then I worked out that it was the vivid description of how those patties were made, starting with minced pig’s kidneys, brains and other revolting bits of animal guts, that must’ve got me censored.
Sounds like your grandmother should have been censured! Offal patties! Yum!
Pig’s kidneys, brains, tripe, liver, you name it, beef/lamb/pork offal, all minced up, then fried into patties that were crunchily black on the outside, but still pink right in the middle. Served up with mushy peas (split peas soaked and boiled over 24 hours until they were indeed nothing but mush). The worst part, the WORST part, was that after I’d forced down this stomach-turningly-disgusting fare, my grandmother went back to the kitchen to get seconds for my dad – whilst she was out of the room, he leaned over the table, and took my ear in one hand and my brother’s ear in the other, and decreed “You will now ask for seconds so as not to offend your grandmother”. Later that night, he sent me outside to throw up, in case my grandmother heard me in the loo.
And I thought my grandmother was bad for making me eat all my peas, even though they were just, well, peas! But I outsmarted her. Every time she turned her head, one or two peas would go flying behind the radiator. (She had an old-fashioned water-driven steam radiator.) I think I would have had no trouble turning in your grandmother for child abuse! That’s just inhuman!
It’s actually pineapple with those little spiky bits left in.
Maybe whoever wrote the sign had a pineapple inserted in them.
The “painapple” is just a companion device for the “pear of sorrow” that was used during the Spanish Inquisition.
Well, I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
Hah!! No-one expects ze Spanish Inquisition!!
I didn’t even expect italics!
well NO ONE ever expects the spanish iquisition!!!!!!!!Not even Cardinal Fang!!!!!!!1
The pain is when it makes you pee blood.
But I’ve been drinking lots of … MALK? (with vitamin K)
Just drink you Mike. It is all natural.
My “r” fell off. I’ll toss it back up there.
Drink you Mike. Natural it all is. If fall off “r,” not to grieve over loss. Force, you use.
It’s only natural that people will be a bit concerned if there r’s fall off, although I have to admit that I wouldn’t be concerned if mine shrank a bit.
Their, their, their r’s. Oh, ferchrissakes, I shouldn’t try to type before I get that first cup of tea in the morning, it leads to all sorts of grammatical horrification.
That is a big r’s over there.
This is a big r: R
Hmm… I guess that tag doesn’t work on here…
R I found this bold R in Colorado.
That’s much ado about Color.
Well, at least it isn’t nothing.
There, there.
They’re here! They’re there! They’re everywhere!
Here, there, and everywhere… Have you been talking to Paul McCartney?
Not lately, I haven’t.
I originally read it as Patnapple. Early Monday morning…that must be it.
So that’s where all the cans of Steven Segal’s energy drink wound up.
Must be made from breadfruit!
Wow! 2 liters for $1.29!! I’ll buy it!
Will you take it back if it doesn’t hurt?
At that price, why bother? I’ll just swill it down to dilute the impact of my next email exchange with my ex!
Clearly written by a Geordie!
It hurts so good.
Must be related to acheplant or pomegrenades.
Not long ago we had an Engrish menu where “pineapple” seemed to have been consistently translated into, “fragmentation hand grenade.”
Oh, no, not again…
Fragmentation hand grenade, doo dah, doo dah…
Fragmentation hand grenades were frequently referred to as “pineapples” in the seventies and eighties.
Yes, I was aware of that. Nonetheless when “fragmentation hand grenade” keeps appearing among your choices for breakfast, it makes for considerable LOLZ. In fact, I’m guffawing helplessly while just remembering it now.
I missed the original LOL, and I’m still at LOLHMS!
Painapple? Must’ve tried to bite into it without taking the skin off.
I thought painapple was just a regular pineapple but taken …. through the other end. 0_0
Oh no my good sir, you bit off the top first, give the “pain”apple more of a kick! ‘if you know what I mean!’ It also makes your mouth bleed with several different cuts, which they’re not responsible for! (They are, they just don’t like taking responsibility for your health issues!) Speaking of health issues, the spikes on the “pain”apples outer core would like to take some gratitude as well… So why not eat them as well, eh? It might make ‘em feel better! =3 (Even though they don’t have feelings!) Well, I’ve said too much, just take a bite of your “pain”apple & dig into the mouth watering blood goring stomach ripping best thing you’ve ever had the chance to choke on fruit! =]
That should be a new flavour of PowerThirst! Painapple!
hit me harder
rofl im joking
I actually took this picture, thanks whoever stole it!
The Flavored PAINapple – Chuck Norris’ favorite food.
Every Painapple comes with it’s very own Knuckle Sandwich!
Hand made by our finest Heavies! (TF2)
Heavy; “SANDVICH MAKES MEH STRONG!!!”