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Enjoy the rest of your summer bitches!!!
And I was hoping to get some of the first of the early Autumn (Fall) bitches too!
Bitches will bitch on any season.
oh god now they’re organizing.
We’ve always been organized. Didn’t your mother (and possibly your wife) b!tch at you about picking your things up or something similar? See, we’re organized. Summer us are just coming out in the open, that’s all.
You’ve ALWAYS been out in the open.
That’s right. Don’t f#*k with the Sisterhood, fellas…
And here I thought I was starting a pun trail, not a skirmish. Thanks for the backup dr handle.
Having been essentially surrounded by women all of my life, I long ago learned that you don’t take on a female head on, because there is no way to win that. Even in the unlikely event that you win an argument (since there is never any effective comeback to, “that’s just the way I feel”), have the woman agree you’re right and apologize, it will still cost you more in the long run than it does her. So I play by their rules, have learned them well, and manage to survive.
See? There’s a sensible approach. If you want to survive the Summer Bitch festival, fellas, just fall into line. (There you are, back to puns, holly, I hope you’re satisifed, you dreadful punster, oh some people are just incorrigible so they are what is a Dreadful Pun Hell fairy to do…)
So in other words, you’re a bitch.
It is the spring breeder dog and puppies show, before the dog days of summer set in.
Oh dear, PG, you took the dream away. A gathering of MY people has been turned into a show for canines. Liked the “dog days” ref though.
I looked at their web page. They manage companies that make fast food, soft drinks, candy, and ice cream. they are the puppet masters of the b1tch toilet sharks.
Their one soda tastes not unlike Sierra Mist.
And Lotte is (has been?) heavily involved in the hospitality sector.
Hotels, wedding receptions, and bowling alleys. Sounds like a natural progression.
I like to think of them as my sponsors. As to puppet-mastery, one of their overpaid execs did try to pull my strings once, but instead I pulled his chain, which caused a flush, and the next thing he knew we were both racing around the u-bend… actually, he did taste of ice-cream.
Dahling, if it doesn’t exist, we can INVENT it! If I book the venue and the caterer, perhaps you can address invites and organise some guest speakers? I’m looking forward to the “Why I Not Has A PMS” lecture.
You need a world class panel of speakers. I suggest Oprah, Joan Rivers, Roseanne Barr, Martha Stewart, and Condi Rice. Any other suggestions for speakers?
No, not Martha Stewart. Unless I’m allowed to throw things at her. Oh, wait, hang on, I can spend the entire session bitching about her! Brilliant idea, PG!
They have all bitten or killed someone for stepping into their territory.
Looks like it’s that time of the year again!
In my house, it’s always that time of year!
Bitches can be male as well, you know. They are usually of the whining little sissy-bitch variety.
Or the pretty boy inmates.
This year, held at the Perez Hilton.
Okay, ive changed my name (used to be lawlin’) and OHMAIGAWD… there gunna get us QUICK TO THE BITCH SHELTER! :O
Quick to the Bitch-mobile! Don’t let Lawlin’ escape!
Well, this IS Korea, so it could have something to do with female dogs getting ready to raise puppies for the older men to feast upon…
In the words of Mr. Mackie, the South Park guidance counselor:
Step 3 – with “bitch”, drop the “T”
‘Cause “bich” is latin for “generosity”…
I imagine parking for this event is going to be a bitch too.
This is the working title for Big Brother 11 (USA)
I think a Bitch Festival is a great idea!! Get it all out, and leave refreshed! I want a start-up in my town. It could kick-start the tourist season; or just be a nice thing for the locals. The friends to meet, the net-working, this could be fantastic!!
The only problem is….you know. However, it is fun to add “Bitch” to every sentence when you’re there…..bitch.
haha, my current girlfriend should go there.
and then it’s followed by the Autumn Whore Pumpkin Dance
That’s where I met my wife! Wait… don’t tell her I said that…
Quick question… Is Zelda ocarina of time a good game to play while stoned?
You need the ocarina app for the IPhone.
Why?
go to npr.org and search on ocarina. The app allows you to find every fellow stoned ocarina player in the world.
Ok, but would it be a good idea?
Considering the ethics of everything that makes an idea good, stoned gaming is not a good idea. Comparing stoned gaming with anything that is a worse idea to make it seem better still does not make stoned gaming a good idea.
Maybe I should play Kirby instead… It’s really colourful and it’s weird…
Lilith Fair isn’t until next year, though.
Oh Lilith Fair is on a whole other level. THEN you’re playing with supernatural forces, Yosh.
And DON’T play with supernatural forces, especially those of the feminine persuasion, lightly!
Is it okay to play with supernatural forces if you have a pet poltergeist?
Poltergeists can be difficult to domesticate, but if you do it properly with the elemental kind, they can be kind of fun to play with. But if a poltergeist is associated with a teen, as they often are, I advise having as little to do with it as possible.
I shall call it Fluffy, and I shall love it and squeeze it and play with it forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever…
Perhaps you should ask it what it prefers to be called first…
Good point. I think I should go find one at the ASPCA Shelter first before I do that. Unless someone has one to give away.
Oh Lilith Fair is in town?
This is for emphasis, *****!
Otherwise known as my love life. Okay I’m joking.
I don’t really have a love life. : (
so Photoshopped to high hell it’s not funny
SHOPPED
PIXELS
SEEN ALOT
I CAN TELL
Is this going to be held near where the Hispanic -American A**hole Association is going to have it’s “Sunny Beaches” convention?
It would have been nice to get all types of bitches everywhere ready to do whatever you them to do!
:O wow!
O: interesting..