1. Paste needed before the cloth notebook shell Wipe clean.
2. Determine the location of the same paste.
3. Put a bright opening of the iceberg, the beginning of paste.
4. On the right side to left side put their hands to prevent or heal rags have a bubble until paste End.
5. Film will be cut off part of the surplus, the need to resist cutting when the knife edge of the notebook in order to ensure smooth.
6. Success, Hull
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What I want to know is why Hull is deemed as a success… O_o
Hull = most distressing awful place in England, or a benchmark of success for emo-kind
True, true. I suppose this IS aimed at emo-kind, since is specifically says “the need to resist cutting”.
Very clever!
Chesterton, a hundred years ago:
For Huddersfield is Shuddersfield,
And Hull is nearly Hell…
“From Hull and Halifax and Hell
Good Lord deliver me.”
From “The Dalesman’s Litany”
Hull/Halifax are 2 of the most epic Massachusetts cities. Love Nantasket Beach! YEAH BOY!!!
Geography fail – everyone else was talking about the borough of Kingston-upon-Hull, Humberside, England, and Halifax, West Riding, Yorkshire, England.
Yes, but Hull and Halifax are common city names. Not everyone has been to England, you know. I didn’t even know they had a Hull or Halifax in England until you just told me.
Am I allowed to growl, or shall I just grit my teeth here?
I’m an American and I think you should do whatever makes you feel better. Our friend Meowth doesn’t realize that 99% of the English sounding city/town names are taken directly from cities and towns in England. Boston in the UK, Boston in Massachusetts. York in Northeastern England, New York in New York State plus York, Pa. Jersey in England, New Jersey State. And there are dozens of Londons all over the US.
The names don’t only come from England, of course. I wonder how many Americans know that Memphis was the name of the old capital of Egypt?
The original English explorers weren’t very imaginative sometimes. They gave names to a lot of places in Australia that were already in use in England.
Yes, yes, I know that, but what I didn’t know was that they were from such famous British cities or anything. Geography is not my area of expertise. In fact, I didn’t even know that there was a Halifax in Massachusetts. The only Halifax I have ever heard of is in Canada, and I only know that because it is where a television show I used to watch was produced.
It’s partly that geography is one of my things, and has been since I was old enough to read (so since I was about 4, 43 years ago) as well.
But you should remember that not everyone is as interested, or knowledgeable, in geography as you are. Many people honestly do not know. There are probably some people who don’t even care. As for myself, I’m always interested in learning new things.
HULL (adj.)
Descriptive of the smell of a weekend cottage.
Meaning of Liff win!
EPIC. WIN.
<3
YAAAAY!!! I win an Engrish!
Huzzah for the Meaning of Liff!
Here, you’ve won some extra internets for that.
I think you’ve won some internets for the word “huzzah”.
But yeah, Meaning of Liff wins major internets.
I want to know whats up with the bright opening of the iceburg. Oh, and I think they may be congratulating any Hulls that have tried and succeeded at understanding these directions.
Walk towards the bright opening of the iceberg, emo!
Hull and Success are two words rarely seen together
Heal Rags on the other hand are frequently seen in Hull
combined with that bright iceberg I suppose they wouldn’t.
The best thing to come out of Hull is the ferry to Zeebrugge!
I’ve been to Hull and back.
Not many people can say that…
It appears that not many people want to.
Whoops – I left a name I used last night and didn
t correct. That’s what playing on Engrish at midnight gets me!
Nice try, but you’re not fooling me, young lady! Just for that, you get another popsicle!!!
Nooooo….not another popsicle!! You fiend! No Bacon of Sky for you tomorrow.
I won’t need to get it out of the sky. I’ll take it out of your hide!!!
Tsk, tsk!! Is that any way for a licensed therapist and ordained minister to talk? Are you sure that that’s our calm and peaceful JohnB talking or perhaps someone from the Collective? It’s been a long time since I had to deal with tweens.
Talking like a therapist or an ordained minister doesn’t work on my daughter. I have to talk like a parent. Now I often find myself screaming ridiculous stuff at her, one part of me looking on and saying, “You idiot. This isn’t doing anybody any good.” There are times when I can deal with her more rationally, and generally these work better. But if she’s in a particularly extreme mood, rationality will get me nowhere. I do, seriously, suspect my daughter has bipolar disorder, which would not be surprising, since both her biological mother and adoptive mother have it. (I have detailed my own experience with mental illness before, so I won’t get into it right now.) But I’m going to talk to a highly recommended psychotherapist Tuesday, and lay out the whole situation in our family and whatever she says about who needs to see whom, individual or family, we’re going to do it. I know I’ve gotten to the point where I’m totally stressed out. Of course, having had my wife nearly die twice in the past year didn’t help any of us…
Apologies for the serious again! But from some people on this blog I sense a genuine warmth and concern, so I felt I should let you know that we are getting help.
It’s easier sometimes to talk to people who do not have a physical presence in our lives. There is a friendliness here that allows us to feel free to be who we are. You’re certainly in my thoughts John and I’ll be praying for you tomorrow. (Back to Engrish funny).
Kids are tough. It seems like no matter who you are, and who they are, they’re more than you can handle. Good luck!
Yes, parenting is clearly the most difficult thing anyone ever attempts to do, and one of the tough parts is that the outcome is ultimately out of our hands entirely. All we can do is give it our best efforts, and (for those of us who rely on such things) pray, pray, pray!
Even for those who don’t – in extreme cases it certainly can’t hurt.
And for those of us who believe in the potency of laughter, keep cracking those jokes
And then there are those who just have kids… with neither the skills or inclination to be a parent… no, that doesn’t belong in the funny.
Don’t get me started on them!!
Only if you shred!
Truly, some people should have to sit an exam before they are allowed to have children.
They should have to PASS the exam. Just sitting through it isn’t enough!
Hull, no! We won’t go!
I’m quite prepared to accept the serious if you still make comments like that!
I had no idea that you were a Kiwi, Bruther John.
Neither did I!
I’m not sure that the hull is going to remain a success, if there is iceberg involvement. Look what happened to the Titanic.
Emo version: ♫ My hurt will go on…. ♫
Or a slightly revised version of Bryan Adams,
I cut with a knife
And it feels so right.
Perhaps if we can encourage emo to cut Leonardo diCaprio, you know, kill two berks with one hone.
Aha, DPF, at the Dreadful Punning again! Although the only dreadful part of this one is I don’t know what a “berk” is. Is that some Aussie term?
I had been thinking that “berk” might be a contraction of “berserk,” but Leo doesn’t seem to be particularly so, at least compared to the backdrop of the usual Hollywood insanity.
Oh noes! Cultural imperialist assumptions – I makes dem!
DnT is correct as to the derivation of the term, but in today’s parlance, it is usually used to mean someone who is a bit of a clueless idiot. A nong, if you will. Down Here, if you want to call someone a c#%$, you just say that.
It’s shameless entrapment, that’s what it is.
This is a fail product, with engrish instructions … double bonus!
The highlight is that the skin is a thermal insulator over a heat generator/radiator. It can upgrade it from an ugly product to ugly and dead.
Install the iceberg over the radiator.
That’ll make it hard to keep most of the iceberg hidden.
Anyone else notice that this seems to imply having someone else do the work while you physically guide their hands? (#4)
yeah it does O.o
And it looks like maybe you get to drink some bubble tea while they’re doing it.
Are we obligated to drink the bubble tea? Is it a must-do part of the process? Perhaps I’ll just pass on the whole using my laptopskin thing altogether.
I’ve heard about Places Like That, where men sit around and drink bubble tea and watch ladeez doing laptop dancing. Not my thing at all, although I do know a girl who’s putting herself through uni doing laptop dancing. It has its hazards; last week she tripped on the space bar, and twisted an ankle. Still, it’s really amazing when she whizzes around on the mouse, it takes real skill to do that without spraining something.
I hope she can Control that mouse. They can really Shift. Wouldn’t want her to get a backslash.
It was when some bloke tried to Enter that she had to kick him in the tab.
Then he said, “F1-F2-F3-F4-F5″ followed by esc.
Has anyone seen the paste? I can’t wait to start!
I’m afraid that kid in the corner over there has already eaten the paste.
Noooo! Get Brookers outa here! She can’t have the paste!
The Pied Piper led the polar bears to the bright opening of the iceberg.
“Hull!” is the new “Hooray!”
Is it even right side up? Who cares if it looks great with the hinge up, is it going to look stupid (well, stupider) when someone sees the back in actual use and it’s upside down?
Apparently, it’s only for you to “enjoy” for that brief moment when you close your laptop before you pack it away or leave it.
There is no End to this paste. I’ll just sit back and have a bubble:)
I don’t know which side to put my hands on, because I can’t decide whether I want to prevent rags or heal them.
crap made a comment on this very thing without realizing this one :[
Come to think of it though, rags could be slang for leprosy. Though what that has to do with laptop skins I’ll never figure.
I was going under the assumption that rags meant rags. If you prevent rags, your clothes stay unholey, unfaded, and untorn through indefinite wearings and washings. If you heal rags, you turn them from shreds into fine, intact clothing again.
You heathen! Are you saying you desire the Unholy Clothes! Rags are for the devout! Amen! And other such religious fervor!
Verily, I doth be clothed in unholeyness even at this moment!
But beneath my unholeyness doth lurk much evidence of my holeyness, for many times hath I bled and scarred.
JohnB…? You doing alright, buddy?
See my comments above! I hadn’t seen this question before I posted to Hollyr57 above. But here I was really just joking about the fact that after 56 years of life, one can see a record of numerous mishaps that left their marks upon my skin, including three surgeries, three broken arms (didn’t know I had three, did you?), and my shins have taken a beating. But no, I have never been into cutting myself (I found other ways of hurting myself, which seemed like more fun at the time) and haven’t been at all suicidal in the last 27 years.
Thanks for your concern, though! 8^]>
Three broken arms? I bet that extra arm comes in handy
when it’s hot broken.
Srsly, I’m wondering if the stories behind those breaks are interesting, or if you even care to remember them.
On one hand; on the other hand; gripping hand…
In one of the universe’s many ironies, I never broke any bones while drunk or high, but broke my right ulna when I was sober two years, my left ulna about seven years later, and my right radius in 2003. And the stories are not particularly interesting, although when I shattered my right radius while moving a refrigerator down concrete steps to the basement almost single-handedly, I actually completed moving the fridge to where it needed to be before informing my wife of the need to go to the hospital. I consider that a reason for pride (you know, git ‘r done no matter what! I’m a man!!!), while my wife judges it to be evidence of my total insanity. The right radius is the one that now has a titanium plate and ten screws, if you remember playing with that one a while back.
Notice how the paste is needed in Step 1, but in Step 2 you have to determine the location of the same paste. Must be a variation on the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. I can use it, but I can’t tell you where it is, or I can tell you where it is, but I can’t use it.
Paste? It’s right here, I just used it. (see step #1)
“Prevent or heal rags,” I hope it’s not contagious.
incidentally, I looked it up and found no such diseases. Must be a new one.
Perhaps it’s something like shingles?
No, silly, if you heal rags, then you make them into fine, new, intact clothing!
As a Canadian, I really appreciate the gratuitous reference to icebergs.
I agree.
But paste has no beginning and no end.
I’m Canadian, and yet I’ve never even seen an iceberg.
Sit on the roof patio at Trapper John’s on George Street (St. John’s) in late May. One will be right along.
You could take just the final pic and repost it as “notebook skin fail”
That’s an ugly laptop skin.
Who’s the douche that put the engrishfunny logo over the instructions?
If you moved it to the right, you wouldn’t have covered anything. But I suppose someone was too busy sucking digger nicks to notice…
agreed with everything but those digger nicks. the logo is a piss off.
You can read what’s under the logo in the text below, so why blow a gasket over it?
hahaha makes no sense
I think it’s saying “Hull” as in, your have successfully put Hull on your ship aka laptop?
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