Roasted Skewers
Pork With Salt
Squid Mustache
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I wish he’d shave, but he says it makes him look “rugged”
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It’s not a real mustache, it’s only drawn on with ink.
Nice, DNT! Both the first comment and the cleverness of it.
Now there’s a nice coincidence! I’m sure my comment above was a result of your recent comment where you were pretending to be Groucho. I was trying to come up with a suitable reply to that, something about the mustache, and then this pic came along.
Thanks, Holly. Sometimes teamwork just happens.
As I’ve said before, most of the LOLZ here do result from the interplay, not necessarily the Engrish itself, although that can provide lots of laughs in itself. But those who don’t read the posts miss the most clever, witty stuff.
FIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loser! Nyah nyah!
We’re well advised never to claim that on the Engrish site as so many of us type & enter our comments at the same time.
If only he’d have left of one or two of the exclamation points, then perhaps he could have been first! Such tragic consequences can be avoided by simply asking oneself, is this exclamation point really necessary?
Sure, if he’d used fewer characters, he might have been accurate, but he’d still be an idiot.
As I would be, to argue with you.
I know that exclamation points should be used sparingly but it’s one of the only three vices I have left. And the give a real sense of how I’m speaking: with a lot of emphasis. Not a very good excuse, but true. You’re right about the irony of it all, though!
I wonder if the Roasted Skewer is really a Roasted Skua- for those who think steamed tit is only a snack.
Tit is one of my favorite appetizers, but I prefer a different main course.
If # 170 is an instruction, there better be a female sailor….
It could be a sweaty policeman; they can be quite fun, too.
Just make sure they’re not with the Vice Squid.
Using a skewer for a tongue stud is hard on the teeth and gums.
Since it’s roasted, and presumably still hot, I’m sure it doesn’t feel too good on the tongue, either.
Is the squid mustache related to the bearded clam?
Only if the bearded clam consents.
That was a good enough pun to post twice, although I expect some disagreement from the DPH Fairy.
I’m glad at least two of like it. I was hesitant about using it in twice, but, hey, how often would we get consecutive pages with a squid reference?
Lately, it seems to be coming up more often!
Yes, well, some punners just never learn, do they, le sigh… there are days, you know, there are days when I wake up in the morning and wonder to myself, “Is it really worth the bother of chewing through the restraints?”
I didn’t exactly strain myself making that pun the first time, so I couldn’t re-strain myself by doing it again.
Le sigh? Do you sigh in French? And if so, why? And if not, why not?
I like how the title says “he’s says” instead of “he says”. The title is engrish itself!
“Says” is the squid’s name, so what’s really missing is a capitol letter and a period. “He’s Says. It makes him look rugged.”
It needs a letter from Washington DC?
Depends on the location of the squid. If it’s in international waters, probably a letter from the Ban Ki-Moon would suffice.
THE Ban Ki-Moon. Accept no substitutes.
Since “O” is an old-fashioned code for a hug, and “X” is code for a kiss, #172 appears to be instructions for foreplay, for a not-very-bright person.
But it still doesn’t explain how he got a skewer through his tongue. I’m sure it is in his Emergency Room medical chart. His folder is the thick one.
I’m guessing because it failed to observe Instrument Flying Regulations when visibility was under 800 feet?
I would think you ought to use IFR any time you’re making out while piloting a plane, regardless of visibility. But in general if you are intent on joining the Mile High Club, I think there are safer ways.
He had the altimeter set for sea level, not ground level when the autopilot flew into a BBQ near Denver.
Well, at least you had something for the on-board meal!
Well, he was practising his O and X on a young lady whilst they were trying to eat kebabs, and he slipped on some hommus, and, well, it all got a bit untidy from there.
If they’re that slow, it would be best for us all if they never got beyond the foreplay.
If you order #172, you get a hug and a kiss with tongue. Seems pretty straightforward to me! Say, what kind of menu is this…?
#172 interpretation WIN!
Of course, he got a big hint from my previous post…
No offense, JohnB; I thought bluejade said it better.
I also think bluejade is female. I wonder which of us is right?
If bluejade is female, then obviously the credit should go to her. I suppose I was just precognitively sensing what she was going to say.
Oh dear, it’s not from the Fat Ho elderly centre canteen, is it?
0 x tounge? but i cant eat that much
I never did have ox tongue (although having sliced up many a cow’s tongue on a slicing machine, I assume ox tongues are similarly massive), but I once had dinner cooked by a friend who was a bit of a gourmet chef. She served oxtail stew. It really didn’t taste bad, but I had a lot of trouble getting my mind around the fact that I was eating something from the hind end of an ox! Making an attempt to be gracious, I forced it down, and declined any further invitations for dinner at this friend’s house.
If you don’t like eating the very tail end of an ox, best try not to think about where eggs come from, then.
And then there’s tripe…….
And Rocky Mountain oysters….
Where something passes through on its way to my gullet is not as great a concern to me as what it’s made of.
Mild green hairy lip-squid
ox and cow are one and the same, are they not?
and anyway, chinese doesn’t distinguish between the two, if there is a distinction to make.
the mustache should read ‘hair’ – it’s a kind of dried shredded meat, in this case squid, but usually pork or beef/ox.
Yes, they’re the same. An ox refers to cow (usually a castrated male, a steer) used to pull a wagon, plow, etc.
The use of like oxtail for describing meat doesn’t necessarily mean the cow it came from was a draft animal.
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And squid mustache makes me think of Warcraft.
As I have often noted, this site is very educational. I always thought the ox was a closely related bovine species, different from a cow. But you are right, an ox is just a cow, usually castrated, trained to draft. Of course, there are several closely related bovine species that can interbreed, which makes cattle complicated.
I always thought “cow” referred to the female of the species, which would make them kind of hard to castrate.
My dictionary gives one meaning of “ox” as any domesticated cattle, cow or bull, kept for milk or meat. The other definition is a castrated bull used as a draft animal.
Having grown up in suburban New York, I am woefully deficient in farm terminology. I still get confused, for example, as to exactly what a “heiffer” is. I had a therapy client who was a farmer, and he’d talk about his struggles with his work, and I had more trouble making sense of farming than of his mind.
A “heifer,” with one f, is an adolescent female bovine. They are noted for friskiness and unpredictable actions. Sound like anybody you know?
If they get too frisky in school, they may end up with more than one F.
Hey Vegeta what does the scanner say about the sodium lvl in that Pork with Salt?
IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t care if that meme’s old it’s still awesome
imo
laughing my off?
in my opinion : P
Moustache followed by tongue…just another Saturday night
You have to be careful when you order the squid mustache. Often times they will try to disguise moose kankles and serve that to you instead.
the reason it’s on a skewer is because the moustache is so small
They did it wrong…. The mustache is in the SAKI, not the skewer… oh well… at least they have that rare delicacy…
The Chinese originally thought the tentacles were the squid’s mustache. I’m not sure how they thought that.
i never knew squid had mustaches!