Popsicle
Roasts the intestines
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You do know you’re supposed to freeze them first, right?
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Frozen habenero juice on a stick, maybe?
Whoops! I missed reading your comment, or I wouldn’t have bothered with mine. Yours is much better!
You absolutely rawk!!!!
You are both too kind.
And you’re supposed to put them in your mouth…
I have every clue as to a response to this. However, I think that it would be deserving of moderation!
Moderation in roasting intestines is not necessarily a virtue.
The candy bits were made with “pray for death” sauce.
*circles the bowl appreciatively*
It roasts the intestines, or it gets the popsicle again.
Wtf.
i think it means the poopsicle is made out of roasted intestines
OMG, that is sooo clever! Did you really spell ‘popsicle’ as ‘poopsicle’ on purpose? You realise poop comes out of intestines, right?
Can it apply the lotion first?
If it applies lotion to the intestines, I don’t want to watch.
“It applies the marinade before it roasts the intestines, or it gets the popsicle again.” Howzat?
Proper use of the popsicle is clearly as a torture device. Clappity clap, dr handle.
I wish it were. I could probably get my daughter to behave. You don’t want another…POPSICLE!!!…do you?
Ha ha – - like you could make me eat another popsicle! You don’t scare me. and besides I’ll tell Mom.
How far off was I, John?
Too mild! My daughter’s combacks roast the intestines!
Pepperoni on a stick?
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
I had no idea…
The ultimate Popsicle from hell!!!
A Popsicle roasting something is in and of itself a strange thought. It would melt from the heat. Menudo? Hotdogs? Sausage?
Uuuuummmmmmmm!
Chitlin’s on a stick! Just like momma used to make!
Win for southern food reference!
If you eat a very flammable popsicle, like maybe one made out of frozen kerosine, and then swallowed a match, I think it might roast your intestines.
Since kerosene has a freezing point of -99 degrees Fahrenheit (-73 degrees Centigrade), good luck eating THAT popsicle! That’s certainly cold enough to remove the skin from your tongue and throat, not to mention that kerosene is highly toxic, so the chances of it reaching your intestines are virtually nil.
I never said it would be easy!
I didn’t even mention the problems trying to keep a match lit while you swallow it, let alone having it reach the intestines! Then you have the problem that “roasting” implies a slow cooking process, whereas the very best case scenario I can imagine would be more like an explosion.
Yes, it is a fast roast. Very fast. The idea is actually to allow the kerosene to coat the intestines smoothly and evenly, and then strike the match with a gallstone in the duodenum. A tricky maneuver, but if you can do it, you get your roasted intestines.
I guess a person who just has to have roasted intestines is not easily deterred.
That is an understatement.
And your statement, being under an understatement, must be an underunderstatement.
And yours is now and underunderunderstatement…
i believe they sell popsicles and *hot dogs*
Fire in the hole!!!
Must be really spicey popsicles. Maybe they should sell Pepcid AC next to them.
They sell it in popsicle form as well. It’s called Pepsicle AC.
Wait… Then what do they call the frozen Pepsi?
When that’s happened in my freezer, I call it a helluva mess!
What about the Frozen Pepsi on a Stick?
Engrish fail, the Chinese words above it does say “assorted popsicles”.
Wow, a true translation error of the best Engrish sort, and downright showy. I’d love to know HOW the error was made, but I’m glad to know this much.
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