Prepare to get assaulted. Euro fashion inners.
Submitted by: Tom T via Engrish Funny Submissions
Indian billboard for “Euro” bacteria resistant briefs
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OK, I’ve got on my helmet and kevlar vest. What’s next?
Not enough protection! You’re still open to this.
ASSaulted!
I never said WHERE I was wearing my helmet, did I?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY ASSAULTED!? I MEAN ASSAULTED!!!
Kelly’s Heroes reference win!!
Woof. Woof woof woof. (That’s my other dog impression.)
Oh man. Too early in the morning for all these negative waves.
Or maybe ASSHAULTED
Can’t assault the willing
Not even if I ask politely?
Polite gets son.
but its not a rape if you yell suprise!!!!!!!!!!!SUPRISED?
by the picture im guessing it means ass-aulted…
Wherever – from the look on her face it’s not unwelcome!
But the odd thing is that it is clearly an ad for underwear for him, but if somebody is actually being assaulted, it’s her.
Naw, she’s about to punch him in the mouth.
She had to wait until he was stripped down to his undies to say no?
This guy ONLY wears his underwear.
I would think that would tend to be a sign that this guy might not be interested solely in making good conversation.
I would they she would already have punched him if his actions were unwelcome. I mean… if a nearly naked guy just came to you and suddenly hugged you from behind, would you waste any time cracking a smile at him and and caressing his hands before taking direct action?
Then again, what do I know.
Bacteria-resistant briefs. I knew there was an antibacterial craze on, but the usefulness of this property in briefs seems remote, unless you plan on wearing them during intercourse, which would seem, if at all possible, to be much less fun even than using condoms.
I know! I know! These would be just perfect for Bart Simpson!
Bacteria-resistant… might keep one from being a stinkypants! Or not suffice.
Its cause shes a virgin.
If only the native americans had heeded teh warning about Euro bacteria
THIS..IS…LOL!!!!
Welcome to the website, Mr. Shatner.
Win for cleverness!
Ok, so the briefs are bacteria resistant… what about the guy’s junk? Is IT bacteria resistant? Are we being assaulted by the briefs, or the junk? If there’s a germ-ridden thingie coming at me, I don’t give a hoot about it’s drawers.
Germ-ridden thingies usually store stuff in closets, not drawers.
Overuse of antibacterials create stronger bacteria. This guy’s junk will fall off within a year.
THEN he can put them in the closet, because he won’t have them in his drawers any more.
THEM??? What are we talking here? There is a spare?
didn’t ya know?
This guy has everything, and then some! (nice he-boobies too)
The invention of the Magical Man Bra can’t be far away.
If it doesn’t smell, it’ll never sell.
It’s called “The Bro” Invented by Kramer on Seinfeld.
Manssier!
Once again, I must deplore the current state of secks education in the West. You see, men and women are different because the man has, shall we put it delicately, more than one fruit on his tree.
Load your gun, soldier! Now!
ZOMG I’m being assaulted by people wearing magical man pants and magical woman pants HALP HALP HAAAAAALP!
Where did you stash your Boots of Escaping?
At least they look happy about it.
Why is this Engrish? If at all, it should be in the fail blog.
Perhaps the “prepare to be assaulted” should have been a hint?? Or is that something you’ve seen in standard English often?
“If at all”? If at all WHAT?
Perhaps Tamalli’s posting is an Engrish, since the collection of words after the “?” isn’t an intelligable statement?
I don’t get it. I use that line with every girl I want to have sex with.
And that’s why you don’t get any!
Gee better stay out of that store. Could be dangerous. Got some good sales though. I’ll go back to the car and get that pistol I keep stashed under the seat.
Just a quick thought from my frist glance at this but, is that the guy from Lazy Town!?
ok, ive seen ads for this on tv. the girls always attack the guys who wear these, becuase theyre so hot. thats basically what it means. its not that funny.
I don’t think ill be shopping there in the future.
OMFG Run to the hills!
I’m confident I will burst out laughing in an awkwardly silent class because of this.
LOL.
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