Comments on: Only you can prevent bukake http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:29:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Tony http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-53055 Sun, 13 Sep 2009 12:58:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-53055 Lol. The caption has fail English, the box says “OR” properly, but they captioned it with “OF”.

]]> By: BUfels http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-50510 Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:15:05 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-50510 I bought a pellet gun with this box!
woot!

]]> By: paws4thot http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47710 Thu, 13 Aug 2009 09:07:02 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47710 Or you could use the tungsten-cored APDS rounds; just saying.

]]> By: dukethepcdr http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47705 Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:32:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47705 So don’t shoot the safe with solid bullets or they’ll bounce off and hit you? Okay I get it. I load the soft-nosed bullets.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47470 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 05:11:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47470 You don’t enable the disc, just load it into the gun.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47409 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:01:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47409 Omelettes don’t have a discenable yolk.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47286 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 04:59:05 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47286 I’ve never tried steaming great nits. Do they taste kind of like shrimp?

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47263 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 22:32:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47263 The dryer, you steaming great nit. I suspect that if you shot your wife, you’d just annoy her.

]]> By: drake http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47228 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:43:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47228 i do im not sure you do.. it could be a little person.. have you ever had bukake? its kinda fun, from a bukaker perspective that is.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47174 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:27:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47174 Keep doing that, and it might freeze that way!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47160 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:35:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47160 I guess this is why I’ve never seen a holster with eyes!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47159 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:35:05 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47159 I’ve never seen a holster with eyes.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47158 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:28:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47158 I hope you have wi-fi! Or a long cord.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47157 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:26:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47157 You stick to your holiday traditions, I’ll keep mine, thank you.

]]> By: paws4thot http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47151 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:12:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47151 Not a hope!! I defend my right to make all these posts from 10 feet above local ground level!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47142 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:43:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47142 But I guess sueb262 is right. From now on, NO MORE LEVITATION! Do I make myself clear?

]]> By: NRA http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47137 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:21:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47137 And why should toddlers under the utterly arbitrary age of 3 be prohibited from using this product? And we’re not supposed to shoot it at humans or animals?!?! What about our RIGHTS?!?!!! The second amendment to the, uh, US Declaration of, I mean the Pledge of, uh, well, you know!!! One nation, under a gun!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47134 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:17:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47134 Since we have numerous people on this site who have vigorously defended their right to laugh uproariously about child sexual abuse, what on Earth makes you think a little gross adult sexuality would interfere with our levity?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47133 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:13:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47133 As I’ve mentioned here before, if you HAVE TO go to bed and have your solid thing shoot, it takes all the fun out of it.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47132 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:10:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47132 To shoot the dryer, or shoot my wife?

]]> By: drake http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47126 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 13:39:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47126 did anyone notice that its ok for a 3 YEAR OLD!!!!!! its a freaking gun that a child can use ….. hmmm.. whre can i get a few of these, set my kids up to defend the house.

]]> By: Nightfire024 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47105 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 08:58:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47105 You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47099 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 06:11:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47099 I don’t think we can prevent it, but maybe if we ignore it, it’ll go away.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47097 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 05:42:25 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47097 With end butter and herpes?

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47096 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 05:39:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47096 Shooty is in the eye of the gun holder……

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47095 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 05:35:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47095 Um, yes, we do, we’re just trying not to think about it too hard.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47094 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 05:34:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47094 Sounds like it would’ve been a mercy killing. For you as well as the dryer.

]]> By: sueb262 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47091 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 04:32:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47091 anybody here actually know what bukake is?!? i hope not, in view of the levity of these comments…

]]> By: mojojo http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47089 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:58:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47089 if it’s a fortune cookie, you have to end it with “in bed”

the solid thing that doing not face will bounce shoots IN BED.

indeed. O_o

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47079 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:08:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47079 “The solid thing that doing not face will bounce shoots.” This sounds so much like a fortune cookie!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47078 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:06:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47078 I had a dryer for quite a few years that I was tempted to shoot. I ended up replacing virtually all the parts in it at least once, except for the frame and the drum. My wife finally begged me not to fix it again.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47077 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:05:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47077 It’s often a matter of degree.

]]> By: Alice http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47076 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:51:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47076 I think I have been playing not enough portal. NONE!!!!!!

]]> By: KinkyTom http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47075 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:20:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47075 Looking at the picture again it looks like he was crossing his fingers like “please god don’t let the High Performance Assembled Plastic Model Gun bullets ricochet and make an omelet on my face”

Also it seems that the companion cube looking object is actually firing some sort of lazer at the kid in self defense.

I think I have been playing too much portal lately <_<

]]> By: Gav http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47049 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 23:40:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47049 So true…

]]> By: blueJade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47044 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 22:51:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47044 I’m human! This implement doesn’t seem very accurate, however. I’m getting behind a dumpster.

]]> By: Rando http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47043 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 22:50:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47043 Yup, failblog phail. xD

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47042 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 22:30:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47042 Actually, if that little bugger is shooting at the tumble dryer, then when his mum finds out, a richochet fried egg to the head is going to be the least of his worries.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47039 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 22:18:02 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47039 Have you been doing not face again, young man? You, nasty, dirty little boy!

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47038 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 22:17:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47038 Duck!

]]> By: Caghs http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47034 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 21:41:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47034 Revenge of the companion cube BWA HA HA *cough* and yes, it does ;)

]]> By: d8p http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47033 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 21:39:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47033 it says humans OR animals

]]> By: H1N1 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47031 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 20:53:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47031 so there are some humans who are not animals?

]]> By: H1N1 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47030 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 20:50:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47030 no!
your eye turns into an omelette.

]]> By: hollyr57 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47025 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 20:11:25 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47025 Have some Crismas Duck.

]]> By: Seany http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47024 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:46:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47024 That looks like it hurts; a sun to the face!

]]> By: Determined http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47023 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:34:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47023 In the picture it says Do not shoot at humans OR animals, where in the subtext it’s ‘Humans of animals’

]]> By: MS-DOS http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47022 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 18:03:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47022 Please do not shoot donuts at screen…
Press any key to continue…

]]> By: Matador http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47021 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:01:02 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47021 Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra!!

]]> By: blueJade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/09/engrish-face-bounce/comment-page-1/#comment-47020 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 15:35:02 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11977#comment-47020 I’m safe! I am owned by several pets.

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