Comments on: Are you saying I should sleep around?

By: Henrietta

Henrietta — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 06:00:29 +0000

Grade A stuff. I’m unquetisobnaly in your debt.

By: Chief Schneider

Chief Schneider — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 12:47:44 +0000

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By: beano side effects

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By: KTILO

KTILO — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 19:11:54 +0000

Where are you gonna snorkel with all that snow on the ground…..WTF?!

By: Lunar™

Lunar™ — Thu, 06 May 2010 20:54:30 +0000

Try to see what time Dingsda replied rofl. Not long after you did.

By: A WILD MUDKIP APPEARS!

A WILD MUDKIP APPEARS! — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:20:00 +0000

Now I really want to try snorkling.

God, I’m so lonely. D;

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:52:06 +0000

As I said, there are many different kinds of love, and most do not involve secksuality. But I’ve known several essentially asexual people, and I’ve never heard a report of their having been “in love,” like most of us experience it. Of course, being “in love,” seen from an objective viewpoint, could be called a form of insanity, so whether they are better or worse off is a matter for the philosophers to decide.

By: laiweekiat

laiweekiat — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:42:31 +0000

Go MAlaysia!! Hahaha!

By: Roxy_Is_Feroxy

Roxy_Is_Feroxy — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 10:23:58 +0000

soooooo….. SNORKELLING can also result to HYPERSEXUALITY?

By: Elle

Elle — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:13:19 +0000

Love it! Man, I’m missing my homeland..

By: Francisco

Francisco — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 06:32:02 +0000

And then AIDS and die i guess

By: Morticia

Morticia — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 01:51:53 +0000

Underpunning makes the hole cite moody.

By: hannah

hannah — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 17:46:29 +0000

you might get eaten by a shark though

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 04:00:41 +0000

Never! It’s the underpunning of this whole site! (Excuse my NZ accent)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 03:41:46 +0000

asexuals can love. they just dont experience sexual attraction.

By: Jules

Jules — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 18:52:17 +0000

You are all under arrest for over-punning! Cease and desist immediately or face the consequences!

By: Me

Me — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:07:27 +0000

I guess you’ll be sleeping with the fishes, then.

By: dukethepcdr

dukethepcdr — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:35:33 +0000

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By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:36:05 +0000

I’ve never tried snokerling (is that anything like snorkeling?), but since I quit drinking I generally avoid experiences that make me go, “BLUAUUARGHRGH!”

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:32:46 +0000

Especially not to the lady-boys.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:29:42 +0000

Good luck with that. Most of us have a need to share our lives with a special someone, which is very different from the fear of being alone, because I believe that one has to be comfortable with oneself to truly and deeply love another.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:26:50 +0000

Oh, and I used to subscribe to Who Are You Kidding, You Beer-Gutted Loser, but I decided it was much too highbrow for my taste.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:25:51 +0000

ROTFL! This is a splendid example of your sharp wit.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 15:25:01 +0000

Rocks belong in a quarry. FYI.

By: Cyus

Cyus — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 06:58:13 +0000

First of all, ha, sexual implications.
Second of all, if you try to go deeper in snorkeling, water fills up the tube, and you’re like BLUAUUARGHRGH!
Snokerling is so hot.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 05:07:04 +0000

Sex means never bothering to say you’re sorry?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 05:04:10 +0000

An adult version of those books they make for kids, with lots of little gum-backed stickers to lick and stick. Turning the pages with your tongue helps, too.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 05:02:33 +0000

Nah, light humour is when you turn the lights on, and burst out laughing.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:57:34 +0000

Whereas, in sex, tanks are not a problem? I suppose it could be interesting if they contain nitrous oxide or helium. A bit of light humour…

By: Passerby

Passerby — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 01:11:21 +0000

That’s right Cyus. You should try going deeper.

…. er…. wait….

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:59:25 +0000

Oddly enough, How To Do It articles of the type you are requesting pop up in those terribly high brow peer-reviewed journals that I read from time to time in the doctor’s or dentist’s waiting room. They have titles like “Cleo” and “Cosmo” and “New Woman” and “Of Course You’re Fat And Ugly”. The articles are touted as being “show this to your man” articles, in which case I would’ve thought that it would make more sense to put it in magazines aimed a men (like Alpha, Ralph, FHM, and Who Are You Kidding You Beer-Gutted Loser). Maybe a woman is supposed to take the magazine, roll it up, and beat an underperforming man over the head with it, shouting “Read this, you selfish ignorant #&$^, and when you’ve finally got a clue come and get me, I’ll be outside with the pool boy, who incidentally can write the alphabet in Roman, Cyrillic and Sanscrit with his tongue, AND he does hiragana too”…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:52:28 +0000

Very expensive stuff, but lovely in a word salad.

By: Nash

Nash — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:15:55 +0000

I don’t know what possible use I could have for a lady-boy. Not being polite hasn’t been a problem thus far, however. This is fortunate, as I am somewhat incapable of being polite.

By: Nash

Nash — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:11:32 +0000

Yeah, I’d take those great things and be content, regardless of what the unknown quote originator thinks.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 05:33:07 +0000

True. It’s those damned tanks that cause the trouble. (In diving, not sex.)

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:08:07 +0000

Those of you fluent in Japanese, feel free to post my mangling on any equivalent website.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:06:55 +0000

Just want to declare for the record that Dr Handle had the respect of many of us, long before she became toilet shark, for her very formidable sense of humor.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:04:05 +0000

There are many kinds of love, and generally speaking the more types a person experiences, the happier they are. But there is something special about being “in love” with another person for which there is no substitute.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 20:25:58 +0000

Can snorkeling be substituted for love? I do love snorkeling! and the rest of the description fits.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:58:46 +0000

Perhaps your technique is off.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:57:21 +0000

I’d be more concerned about DEcaffeinating a toilet shark! Take away my coffee and see how grumpy I get!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:55:38 +0000

Hey, you said were into deep relationships, so I just figured…

By: Me

Me — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:46:02 +0000

Is this really Engrish? There aren’t many errors. It’s just really funny.

By: Simiantoastcrunch

Simiantoastcrunch — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:45:55 +0000

As long as you’re polite. You really don’t want a lady-boy, do you?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:20:02 +0000

…which also applies to snorkeling and free diving.

By: Queen o' sarcasm

Queen o' sarcasm — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:17:49 +0000

WIN !!!!!!!!! meow

By: Alice

Alice — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 13:28:34 +0000

By: (party hard)>٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶

(party hard)>٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 13:27:31 +0000

as long as the mask doesn’t cover my ears… When I go down during sex, I breath through them.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 11:47:35 +0000

I know better than to caffeinate a toilet shark.

By: Mazzachre

Mazzachre — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 08:04:23 +0000

But… but… This is an EPIC WIN! And they are even right…

Remember to be safe