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It’s time you took a shower, then.
Blogging with Post-It Notes or duct tape and markers.
Children’s favorite things are usually marked with fingerprints of sugar, corn syrup, and artificial color. Spaghetti or pizza sauce is the second choice.
Except, of course, off-white walls, which are always marked with dirt so black you’d think the kids had been playing in a coal mine.
you can say that again! last week i had to paint at least 5 coats of white paint to cover the stains in the living room! you can just imagine my fury when my 3 yr old kid got his hand dipped in some food and nicely printed his hand on the wall last night.
Is Sticky the new Twitter? Awesome! I’ll join today so I can Sticky all my friends about my favorite things! You all join too!
Favorite things I’m sticky about:
raindrops on roses, schnitzel with noodles….and Oh, yeah, brown paper packages tied up with string.
Boy, would you be low maintenance!
I’m sometimes sticky AFTER some of my favorite things…
How many times do I have to tell you to keep your nose out of the glue??
Who was that white-coated masked man?
I can’t help it!!!
Who was that pimply-faced lad?
err…guys, the poor fellow is diagnosed with schizophrenia.
who said that?
oh no! it’s catching!!
they’re overdoing it.
Contrary to popular misconception, schizophrenia is not the same as multiple personality. Schizophrenia is a fairly common mental illness, whereas multiple personality (also known as dissociative identity disorder, which is in fact the current proper label) is very rare.
Well, at least I know who I am.
And so do I.
I don’t know who I am. And I don’t, either.
WIN
Great name! I a-door it!
It’s all fine and dandy to get excited ‘n all but you don’t need to blow a big wad over it.
I really, really can’t help it, and I really, really am glad this is Friday, so they can get me out of here before I do some real damage!
You sound grumpy and need a nap. Propofol, ask for it by name.
I prefer naps that end with awakening.
Although as it turns out, I am coming down with a migraine, and one of the first symptoms is actually confusion. I’m sitting in my darkened office now and I need to go home, but outside is a ragingly sunny Kentucky afternoon, and it’s 22 miles to home, and as luck would have it my daughter is having a slumber party, complete with guests who are already there and are spending the day. (A houseful of circa-ten-year-old girls, one invariably accompanied by her hyperactive 7-year-old brother! Wonderful for migraines! Especially when they get our two little dogs to barking in that high-pitched key that is known to cause visual hallucinations if I’ve got a good whopper of a migraine!) This is really quite a predicament!
Do you have a reliable local acupuncturist? Works for me. Also for good TMJ, I was bad shape when I went in; walked out normal. Awesome. You could also try getting your neck adjusted.
I had migraines as a kid, I think it may have been caused by a dairy allergy. There was red lightening when my eyes were closed. Oh, and pain and vomiting.
Good Luck!!
A reliable local acupuncturist? I live in rural Kentucky. It’s tough enough to find a reliable local physician!
Actually conventional allopathic medicine has done a fairly good job of bringing them under control and treating the few I have now. This was the first since March and maybe the fourth in the last three years. Before treatment I was getting about 12-15 a month.
And I certainly don’t knock alternative medicines as well as my own wellness regimens. I have used chiropractic many times for my back, and on occasion I’ve had neck manipulations knock out a migraine too. I think this was probably the result of (what is for me) an unusual episode of strong anger that persisted several hours. Anger is a trigger for both my migraines and my asthma. Fortunately I am generally a very patient man not much prone to anger. Oh, a bad migraine can be incredible, if you’ve never had the experience. I have been known to darken my bedroom, crawl into bed, place two pillows and a blanket over my head, and it’s still much too light and noisy in there! I have literally gone to the ER and demanded amputation!
Oh, my lord, this makes me actually appreciate my life! You have my complete sympathy!
But…sunny in Kentucky? Heyyy, my other half told me it was rainy there…starting to make me wonder now…
Not today.
Actually, the most accurate thing to say about Kentucky weather is if you don’t like it, stick around for fifteen minutes. It will probably change! It’s not unusual to see a change of 60 degrees Fahrenheit in a 36-hour period. This week we had a low of 53 on Wednesday and it cracked 100 here today. We had torrents of rain on Monday, sunny on Tuesday, severe thunderstorms on Wednesday, sunny and pleasant Thursday, and sunny and stifling hot and muggy today. Then just to make it more interesting we’re right in Tornado Alley.
Ain’t that the truth, JohnB.
I’m down here in London, KY – and I’ve always joked prior to this year, that KY only had two Seasons – The Wet Monsoon (November to May) and the Dry Monsoon (June to November), but this year has made a mockery of it.
This summer has been like getting April weather all summer long (wet, cold, with the occasional couple days of abnormally hot temperatures).
I think God took a look at Al Gore, then decided to thumb his nose at him by giving KY & TN the usual summer weather of OR & WA, and vice-versa.
I really can’t help it!!!
Here, fill this door with finger. Just don’t let dr handle see you doing it.
I swear it was an accident!!! Please, put down that wand!!!
You disappoint me hugely, Brother John. I had thought you a more cultured gentleman than that. *disdainful sniff* Good grief, next thing you’ll be up and downing shamelessly.
Who was that adolescent with the hyperactive fingers???
JohnB is not aware of all of us. But we will deal with Mr. “I’m 16″ forthwith. He won’t be getting control of the musculature for a long, long time to come.
I’m sure I don’t know – he was busy filling the door with them, the ill-raised little wretch. Born in a kitchen and bred in a garret, no doubt.
But Cousin Itt was really hoping you could help! You promised!
Let him talk to The Thing.
Well, I’m not sure how I ever survived before the invention of sticky notes, so maybe I should take this as an invitation to recite a life-affirming mantra. Or an invitation to douse my husband in chocolate sauce.
Do it now, before he turns 60. All that extra hair men get while becoming flatulent isn’t confined to the ears and nose. And hair in one’s chocolate is NOT tasty.
Just pretend it’s coconut.
Carried by a swallow, no doubt.
Or swallowed by a carrier.
If she’s a carrier, she can stay well away from my coconuts. There will be NO swallowing!