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I would post a “first” comment, but I’m afraid all of you will show me how to dead.
I’ve that shirt befrore, it’s out the main gate at Osan AB, just past the (unused) rail road tracks.
“I’ve that shirt befrore”? Methinks thou might be spending too much time on EngrishFunny!
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It’s like America will kill you.
We spend more on the military than all the other nations of the world combined, so it’s not like we don’t have the tools to do it!
There must be a mistake, it’s supposed to say “will show you how to give head.” Nobody would be asinine enough to wear a shirt indicating a willingness to show how to kill, or perhaps, be killed! Clearly, they meant to say, “give head.”
It’s that kind of error that killed John the Baptist. Salome merely asked Herod for head, and the next thing you know, there’s this platter that you’d NEVER serve at a banquet, even if you ran for it.
“will show you how to dead”?? YOU FIRST… I will just watch… go’wan… I will wait.
The American flag on the shirt is very apropos…
Who else “will show you how to dead” better? We have the NRA, the Army, Mcdonalds, Burger King, idiots with guns, Republicans, Sarah Palin, and a million other ways to meet an untimely end.
America is the ultimate death vendor, bar none.
“Republicans”, how about the end of life stuff in the Democratic health care bill. Republicans are not the problem, closed minded people like your self are
The health care bill is trying to make it equal for everyone…
But whether it’s good or not, his/her post is true.
“End of life stuff” like thinking ahead, making informed decisions, reflecting on how YOU want your medical care handled if you become incapacitated, refusing futile and unnecessary treatment, or receiving comfort care at the end of your life? OMG!!! THE HORROR!! DON’T LET IT BE TRUE!!
Imagine not leaving everything up to people who are clueless about what you want because, god forbid, anything was ever said. The sky would most definitely fall if that did not happen! The happy way (Republican way?) I guess is to pretend that death isn’t a part of life, and we’ll all just go on living forever. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
sgod, DarthTod, Imagine being told “Oh, your ancer is curable, but the medicine is too expensive, so go home and die – or, if you want, we’ll pay for you to kill yourself with a doctor’s help.”
THAT HAPPENED IN OREGON ALREADY, WITH GOVERNMENT RUN HEALTH CARE, OF THE SAME TYPE DEMOCRATS WANT TO INFLICT ON EVERYONE.
Please keep your groundless bashing of people who actually DO make informed decisions to yourself, and out of unrelated threads here.
At least it roflrazzi it would be topical…
This is what happens when you get your news from Rush Limbaugh. You actually believe that an isurance plan that will pay for a counseling session on the subject of living wills and other tough choices that people sometimes have to make is actually a nefarious plan for euthanasia. Can we just have a civil discussion about this without the interjection of a bunch of partisan screaming and lies? Well, probably not, but a man can dream, can’t he?
Dreamin’ right along with you, DarthTod!
As am I
You may say I’m a dreamer,
But I’m not the only one.
Perhaps one day you’ll join us,
And the world will live as one.
Maybe fkkin morans like you can keep from injecting your bizarre and stupid political opinions to yourselves while the rest of us are trying to have a simple laugh at the end of a hard day.
Uh, the shirt already injected the political opinion that America has a reputation for killing.
And bizarre? I think not, though perhaps I just don’t notice it and we should alert the media to your find.
Hey SPEDboy, Ted Kennedy has killed more people than Sarah Palin.
And “Planned Parenthood” is annually responsible for several million deaths more than the NRA ever will be.
You got it all wrong. We want to euthanize Sarah Palin, not the kid.
How can you kill something that hasn’t been born yet?
So that extra heartbeat in the mother is some sort of false echo? Go away.
Approximately 4,328 people recently informed me that this is NOT the place for a serious discussion, most of which seem to have been written in a rather serious vein. So proceed at your own risk.
BUSH!! CHENEY!! TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH!! HALIBURTON!!!
Anymore liberal key words you feel like throwing out?
Oh, I can name many more things I’d like to throw out, believe me!
Me too! Words like WAR, HOMELESSNESS, HUNGER, CHILD ABUSE. I love to see those eliminated from our vocabularies by the ending of the condition.
Amen indeed!
The flag printed on the shirt is a color negative of the flag. Stare at it closely for 45 seconds and you will see an optical illusion of the correctly colored American flag while her boyfriend kills you.
I think I would’ve preferred deading lessons as a kid, rather than being forced to go to ballet lessons practically at knifepoint. I might even have practised at home – I had a little brother I loathed, after all.
i wanna go to deading lessons too.
do you think they’re held by Dr. kevorkian? i’ve always wanted to meet him.
Me too! I can’t imagine how much his deading skills have improved since he died!!
Goon Show fans will remember this quirky use of “dead” as a verb: it was a trademark of the character Bluebottle, a mischievous boy who in some ways anticipated Bart Simpson but in other ways was quite different. He was often killed off near the end of episodes, anticipating the many deaths of Kenny of South Park fame. “You rotten swines, I told you I’d be deaded!” he would often cry. Voiced by Peter Sellers.
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He’s fallen in the water…
I love it! I would totally rock that shirt!
Why? Does it need comforting?
No, it needs rock. It’s made of excessively soft, silky, pliable material.
DID HE DIED?
nobody showed him how to do that, yet.
the shirt’s a lie!
just lie limp on the ground till the american flag passes by.
The guy who designed this t-shirt obviously likes the “wrong” kind of music : Andrew WK – get ready to die
Dope – die MF die
nonpoint – everybody down
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no srlsly….. these songs are always rocking awesome!!!
Oh, dear, now I have “Die MotherFornicator Die” running through my head, and I’m bopping in my chair, humming – one of the minions just popped her head in to ask what I was singing; it’s entirely possible that I may have offended her…
How do I died?
i could tell you but i would have to dead you
Die Hard 4: Dead Harder
ha, ha, i’m laughing my ass off……. i sent a picture A LOT funnier and you upload this
Yeah, you really stuck it to us! Reminds me of the time I got a guy mad at me and he keyed my car, not knowing it was a rental.
And a blog post a friend of mine just made about how a couple of seniors got some cop to write a load of tickets for a car, having come into town by bus!
I’m gonna write a song now that is called “How to dead”. It’s surely gonna be killer.
I’d send it to The Killers first.
Ever since the Islamic terrorists firebombed the US-funded school that taught English (because the American teachers insisted on letting girls learn things, too), customers report grammar on T-shirts sold in the village has declined notably.
Yay! Death to America! :3
But first you have to show how to do so
As dead as it can be
OMFG ppl r waxing philosophical about a stupid t-shirt. Unbelievable.