Mango, Guava, Banana & Milk, Orange, Carrot, Apple, Musk Melon, Fresh Juice Battle, Coffee, Tea, Nescafe
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Fresh Juice Battle?
That can be orange ^(*o*)^
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing
This is really just a typo.
Type O is good to have on the battlefield, since it’s the universal donor.
Not really. “Good to have on the battlefield” is one that you can be a recipient, which means AB+. Type O- would be good to give if you will be going to the battlefield, but it isn’t like they are going to start taking donations when someone gets shot.
I didn’t say Type O PEOPLE are good to have on the battlefield. Type O BLOOD would be good to have on the battlefield.
Perhaps Micheal is really a Type A, even though his blood may be Type AB. Type O people, hmm. I like that idea.
I’m Type B, by blood and by personality. And I’m positive.
O positive is the universal receiver; O negative is the universal donor.
If you are AB+ your system could handle whatever they squirt into you. Mind you, these days they tend to separate blood donations into plasma and packed red cells – if it’s fluid loss followed by shock that’s the immediate problem, they’ll try to get your volume back up, and worry about getting red cells into you a bit later,when they’ve had a chance to check your blood type.
TONIGHT ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!!
Pinapple Vs. Boison Berry!!
No Holds bared Grudge Match!
TO THE DEATH!!!!!
The winner will take on the undefeated champion, Cabbage Juice, in the cage finals.
I have a hard time visualizing a bunch of juices in a cage. Are the real wrestlers wearing them?Probably not. Do they come in Battle Bottles and the first one cracked is the loser?
Musk melon…where have I heared that…
Musk melon is like cantaloupe but has deeper vanes in the skin and a musky odor. I have only had them in Michigan.
Muskmelon is that whole category of melon. What we call cantaloupe in the states is a different species from the true cantaloupe which is a european melon, but both are muskmelons.
oh yeah… thanks. ^_^ I’m gonna have one fight my mango now in a fresh juice battle.
Food Fight?
With Super-Soakers! I’m using lemon and blackberry juice, for the sting and stain combination.
Stuff that, I’m going with durian puree.
P U ree!
In Bombay working-class slang, there does exist a beverage called “maramari” which means scuffle or fight. It’s said to be a mixture of coffee and tea. Generally purveyed by curbside vendors and not fine dining establishments.
…’SPINACH HIM!’…’TOFU WINS LONGEVITY!’…
HA!
…’POPEYE WINS VITALITY!’…
You sure it’s not Poopeye the Farmer Man? Juice from his produce would win the battle!
Fighting with Juice is dangerous. He wears gloves and brings a big knife.
First rule of Fresh Juice Club: you don’t talk about Fresh Juice Club.
FRESH JUICE CLUB.
Yes, that is what Dr Handle said. Now please, go back to playing with your fenga papits.
*plays with “fenga papits”… whatever those are*
I don’t advise messing with the Fenga Papists! This medieval Order of the Holy Roman Empire is not as well known as the Knights Templar, but that was because they used the stealth and secrecy of Ninjas, having been trained by a wandering monk from the East known as Kwai-Chiang Cain. And unlike the Templars, the Pope never turned on them so they’re still around and may be watching!!
Do they Flip Out And Genuflect?
“Fenga” was originally an acronym, “For Empire, Not God Alone.” And they always genuflected BEFORE flipping out.
My money’s on the cranberry juice!
ya he knows the fruit punch move: P
+1
Don’t underestimate a viciously sharp mango.
They were quite a deadly weapon in the battle at Mbutu gorge.
its no use.
Peach always wins.
Pitt-y.
Yoda!!! Go directly to Dreadful Pun Hell!!! *clonk*
Hey! I’m JohnB!
You can’t B! How will we handle this?
I’m JohnB, and so’s my wife.
How did you know my wife’s name is John? And we named all our seven kids John!
I can see a translation program bringing back “battle” instead of “squeezed”.
How about a simple typo from “bOttle”?
No thanks. I’ve sworn off drinking typos.
Iron Chef, battle juice? Sounds great!
If memory serves me correctly, I don’t think that the Iron Chefs have ever had a juice as a special ingredient.
it was then that the orange juice ambushed the carn-apple, and all hell broke lose…