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Looks like IlGnyomoDiFormaggio wants to be the first one to get holes in his nose and ears.
Yay infections
I’m curious now about what do holes in nose and ears become!
bigger holes?
more holes?
bird nests?
They become the product.
to be sold in mexico
Live long enough, they become hairy, to make up for those parts of the body no longer hairy.
It’s another silly trick played on us by the Universe. “Oh what can I do to the humans to make them a bit more humble — and to amuse myself? I know, just when they’re losing their hearing and eyesight, I’ll stuff their ears with wads of hair and let their eyebrows grow to their cheeks! ha ha ha ha ha!” “oh yes, and I’ll give them extra flatulence!”
I’ll trade the hair for extra flatulence, which only tickles for a second or two.
I’d be glad to let you have all my flatulence. In fact, I’ll bring it over right now. Just give me your current address.
You could always send it air mail.
Yeah, but then some dope-smoking mail handler would light up and suddenly it’s like an exploding closestool.
I always suspected there was some DID on this site! Just today I saw dr handle had briefly become JohnB. I guess we’re like the army: we can be what (and who) we want to be.
…and from now on, Brother John would like us all to call him Loretta…
She’s my sixteenth alter. You may meet her one of these days.
Sixteenth? I thought for sure I was at least in the top five.
I heard rumors that you were two-faced!
They will link internally
… creating a black hole, which will make your head implode!
I read that as “black mole,” which I thought was even funnier than what you said! I was just picturing the growth of a black mole on someone’s face making their head implode…
♫Black mole pun, it will come
And blow away your brain ♫
I guess this year you’ve got a good, sound garden.
It gets weirder – I missed the word “growth” in your reply and imagined someone placing a black furry creature that digs holes on someone’s face, causing said face to implode…
test
Good testes?
What’s that strange-smelling noise?
I dont smell a noise <_<
But i do hear tacos!
YOU obviously don’t have extra hair in your ears. How do the tacos sound?
Like oily food of the day.
and the microwave going DING!
Circle dish of microwave does not go DING. It goes round and round. Dreadful Spelling Sprite goes *ding*
*circles the bowl hopefully*
I had a feeling that it’s an online translator problem, and pasting the Spanish into Babelfish got the same result.
Online translation services should come with large warning signs in all languages stating that the translation may not make sense.
“Noses and Ears pierced here” Babelfishes into “Las narices y los oídos perforaron aquí” in Spanish.
I think the warning should be more like, the chances that this will be comprehensible, let alone correct, are about as great as if you simply peck random keys on the keyboard instead of translating.
I never use Bablefish or the like for a language I don’t know at all, either as source or target. I always use the result as a start and edit and refine it.
I always use it for languages I don’t know at all. Then I translate it back. It’s really quite useful when there’s not much new up on this site and I need a good laugh!
The holes become one
One big hole
That reminds me of CreaMass…
One big hole- a cream ass? Sounds like p0rn to me!
Hoops, posts, studs. and safety pins are so becoming. My hardware store has stainless steel wing nuts for the more adventurous.
Wing nuts for the wing nuts!
Wing nuts for the wing nuts of the nut wing.
Whee! I’m flying on wings of nut!
Throw yourself at the ground and miss. Nut’n to it.
Nut’n honey?
Don’t use ground nuts.
I like peanut butter.
Shell we keep this going ’til we crack it open?
I like peanut butter on crackers with no shells.
Pun run nuts get corny. Does that make us Corn Nuts?
Nah, because corn pun nuts get runny.
You’re all nuts. This place is full of nuts. It’s wall-to-walnuts.
You’re sounding grumpy again! That time of the month?
She’s probably just p!ssed off. Pecan do that to a person.
I NOT HAS A PECAN MS!!!!!!!!!!!
*k*ernel
everyone! hold on to your nuts! she’s crackin’!
I don’t have any trouble holding on to my nuts. I wish I could get rid of some of them, actually!
This must be another foreign branch of Yoda’s Piercing Pagoda.
I wonder if the holes become by using those giant clips/clothes pins used to hang the sign…
I worry about their intentions with the lag bolts and nut driver.
Ouch! The one on the top left holds really tight. I have a few of them for holding items to a work bench. Take it from me: they do not make good nipple clamps.
That’s all I have to say about that.
Thank you, Forrest.
Thank you, Trees.
I didn’t get the reference at first, but I finally twigged. I’ll leaf now.
Very clever! Just don’t let the *whispers* Pun Fairy
hear you.
Too late! Honestly, I think I’m going to have to upgrade to a semi-automatic, this old wand just isn’t up to the task in this place.
if you’re interested, i’ll show you the top of the range wands, not the stuff you find with other klunk fu fairies…
Hole in nose and ears become what? BECOME WHAT? I MUST KNOW! TELL ME!!!
Crappy Jewelery?
As someone with a Hispanic heritage and who speaks Spanish I loled and slightly cringed at the mess created by babelfish.
An idiomatic translation of the Spanish would be nice.
“noses and ears pierced”
I forget what the tense is called but its the same as you would see in spanish speaking shops in bilingual areas “Se habla espanol aqui” (spanish spoken here).
I prefer the idiotic one we have.
There’s that d@mn teenager again! He gets around!
I think it’s the first stanza of a lame Burma Shave ad, to be followed with…
filled while you shave
all unsightly hairs
Burma Shave
I’m sure the young folk hereabouts are as clueless when you talk about Burma Shave ads as I am when they start talking about anime.
Just how the heck do you shave Burma? And besides, isn’t that called Myanmar now??
A Burma Shave is like a Brazillian wax, but it’s done to the face. My Anmar told me about it.
How many waxes are in a brazillion?
wax the matter? bikini-ing to forget how to count??
It’s all about fur-getting.
No, it’s about being un-fur-gettable.
Holes in your nose and ears are becoming, once you fill them with pretty jewellery set with expensive (yet tastefully simple) precious gems. Of course, the first time you sneeze and sent multiple carats explosively across the room to disappear into a potplant and never be seen again, this may not seem like such a good investment strategy.
No worse than our 401K for 2009, however.
I know I’m an old fuddy duddy, but except really close up, studs in the nose are indistinguishable from random boogers left over from a misdirected nose blow. I sometimes have a sneaking suspicion that if I took a jeweler’s loupe to one, it would in fact turn out to be a booger.
Some of my boogers are real gems!
That’s nothing. Some of my boogers are real germs!
Didn’t your Mama tell you not to put carats up your nose?
That was beans, silly, and it didn’t hurt nearly as much as she said it would.
I did sultanas. Apparently, removal of them by the doctor was made difficult because I would not stop giggling. And neither would he.
apparently all of you were amazing kids, i’d say. i used to do that to OTHER kids, not myself!
“Amazing” isn’t what they called me back then!
That’s not what it translates to…
“Holes in nose and ears are made here” is the translation
Whether you want them or not!
No matter how hard you fight it, they become.
Yoda has spoken to us once more!
Nesting does not always Yoda do.
But that time, an egg he laid!
In speech wisdom Yoda has. Syntax strange alone Yoda does not.
I remember when everyone tried to talk that way. Soooo glad the 70′s are gone. For a lot of reasons.
A dimension time is. Gone is no time. All there still are times. Your eyes with see do not. But of eyes there is three. Use The Force, open third.
Sorry I am, Yoda, utter disappointment to be. Frightened my daughter’s daughter would be of a third eye in Grandma’s face. Already, discussions we have on lines in Grandma’s face. Happy sayings about lines come not from little grandchildren. Third eye catastrophe would be. Sick I am of talking like this. Too much trouble it is! Aargh – I’m going to eat some ice cream and find the toilt shark if I have to live through the 70′s again!
like this stop talking. softening of the brain it makes
This like what talking? Trouble you understanding have?
Would you prefer Klingon?
nope, wouldn’t want to cling on that.
Tired, shark is, after toil’t hard. Resting is shark. Day while we in Yousay, down under night.