Please be careful not to fill a door with a finger!
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That would have to be a pretty big finger
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I will be very very careful.
It’s almost a proverb… very zen…
What is the sound of one finger clicking?
Ohmmmmmmm……
The sound of one finger crunching: Aaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!
ARTHRITIS!
You got that right……
Not even in a backdoor? *
I like how you added a picture for those who can’t read!
That’s just an assterisk.
If you risk your a$$, you’re just a silly pucker.
Dreadful Pun Hell fairy is appalled!
I think this site has become too graphical. words OK but now pictures??!! what indecency! grotesque!
Maybe I am silly, but after all, I only have one
@ss to risk.*
*Dreadful Pun Hell fairy faints*
They OBVIOUSLY mean the big foam fingers that you get at sporting events. Duh. Sheesh.
I’ve never seen one big enough to fill a door.
Well, it can be big enough, if the door is ajar. :p
(flees before the Bad Pun Police shows up)
Then that’d be one awfully big jar!
JohnB
I know my pun was dreadful, but come on! Cheer up! That frown does not become you. :p
Duh AND Sheesh? Wow, we must be incredibly stupid for laughing.
Really? I had no idea foam fingers were such a hazard. Maybe I should just stop laughing and get a sign like this for my door! Safety first.
I’ve seen this before…
see site connected
Deja vu.com?
“A” door so this could be any door?
Well of course. No fingers should be filled with a finger. It could tickle. Or molest. It’d just be weird.
Small door, big finger, it’s a go! Why not?
If you can barely get your finger through a door then you probably couldn’t squeeze you’re entire body into it. So in that case why is the door even there ?
For fairies and leprechauns.
Oh yeah. I forgot about them.
It does not take much finger to fill the gap between the door and the frame. The door will forge the finger to the exact thickness and spread it as wide as possible. Doors with a shearing action seal have a collection assembly that can be overfilled.
I know something of this finger and door interaction having had three fingers broken by an industrial door. Heavy door meet inattentive lounger/talker in the door. Placing fingers in the door jamb while the door is open really WAS obviously duh and sheesh. But I got to keep the fingers.
Doors like that hurt even if you don’t break a finger.
Trust me on this… ouch
I think there are plenty of people here who have had the experience of fingers getting crunched in a door, although most probably not as severe as yours. I recollect my fingers in the door of a 1957 Plymouth that my uncle slammed shut.
It wasn’t named Christine, was it? Maybe it wasn’t your uncle’s doing…
All I know is we pushed it backwards about a quarter mile and my finger was all better. My friend Stephen King watched the whole thing.
PoodleGroomer, you’re sick. But I like it.
[sic]
Then what CAN you fill with a finger?
Bacon… tasty bacon.
I’m just disappointed that in this day and age, people actually have to be told overtly in a public forum how to behave around a door – When I Was Your Age, we all knew from very early on that it is NOT the done thing to knob a door, or fill it with a finger. Decent, well brought up people just had these things instilled in them. I dunno, the yoof of today, what are they teaching them? Where are their parents when they’re out knobbing and fingering doors? It’s disgraceful.
And you, you young whippersnapper, show a little respect for those of us aged & ever so slightly senile citizens who accidently finger a door. The door snuck up on me, I tell ya! One second, there my fingers were resting gently in the door jamb (they didn’t teach ya about the door jamb, did they dr handle?) and the next – snap, snap and snap.
There is an infinite difference between accidentally fingering a door, when you have no intention to do so (I’m sure that you were just MORTIFIED when it happened, and sent flowers and notes of apology to all who witnessed it), and yoof who think it’s really “tough” and “cool” to behave like this. Take note, young hooligans who go around shamelessly knobbing or fingering doors – it’s not funny and it’s not clever.
It’s ok to finger my knob though.
Of course, as long as you fill the door.
Yeah, right. They ALWAYS say that it was an accident.
Oh no, flashback to my first boy/girl party during lights-out time…
Maybe that message is for Giants
Well, the Dodgers right now are bigger in the standings than the Giants.
Who was that smart@ss teenager??
I think it’s not an easy job to fill a door with a finger…
but if one has thousands of fingers, (s)he can manage to do so
That would make them something like a super squid…
It’s my door, and I’ll finger it if I want to!
My finger got crunched in a door once. It was painful. The sign is still legible. Obviously you dont want to put your finger in the door. Trust me,it hurts
maybe its a very little door, that can easily be filled by a finger
This is one of those Engrish samples that I actually find more poetic and whimsical than incorrect. The grammar is fine, the spelling is fine, you understand the meaning straight away. In fact the only thing wrong with this sentence is that it isn’t the usual cliched warning you usually get.
Or a small door… ^^ Like Alice in Wonderland. “Eat Me! Drink Me!”