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I don’t know how you folks did it, since I attempted to post several messages in dots and dashes and they all just disappeared. But as an old ham radio operator who happens to be fluent in the now nearly lost art of Morse code, I can tell you to be as wary of internet translation programs for Morse as you are of Babelfish. I kind of doubt, Rena, that you intended to say, “LTL.”
Laughing Terribly Loudly?
Perhaps Lost Touch. Lonely.
Sounds like the Engrish you’d find on a packet of noodles or something…
Haha, you should play acrowars at acrowars.com, you seem to be good at it :p
Too late now.
Sry, i dont smoke addicts? kthxbai.
Can you get addicted to smoking addicts? Sounds dangerously recursive to me…
Would that be like a contact high?
Eighth?
Hemp is not for you and you will have no buds since hemp is a capital offense in several countries.
Put a bunch of addicts at one place, and you’ll soon get “smoke, or be smoked”
no wai!
“Smoke Dope and Addicts!”
it reminded me of this
in Soviet Russia, pot smokes you.
The scariest thing about that clip was that Doogie was okaying the doobies…I am POSITIVE it was for medicinal use only, as I imagine ‘The Doog’ would be a progressive physician on such things.
(Yes, I’m replying to myself…)
Not that I would mind that a child genius surgeon would do brain surgery on me, I’d just prefer that he’d refrain from his personal ‘herbal treatments’ until after the emergency brain surgery to save my life. I don’t have time to discuss the greater points of escalators and how awesome hands are until AFTER the surgery, where I’d be hopped up on morphine and would gladly discuss both topics with him at length. It’d probably be the longest time I’ve ever seen a surgeon of mine in a room at the same time.
So you usually see a surgeon who is in several rooms at the same time?
I’m convinced that surgeons all have worms, because they cannot sit still.
They should go fishing, so they could experience stillness and use up the worms.
Perhaps a vet could Handle their worms. They’re pretty much expert on the things.
I suspect that worming an uncooperative surgeon might at least be easier than worming an uncooperative horse; you could just push said surgeon over and sit on him/her and squirt that tube of gunge down the throat, rather than clinging grimly to the halter and being bounced up and down like an outraged basketball.
After the morphine….yes, yes, I do.
Ya rearry
I was going to say that if no one else had. Bravo to you, wyldkard :p
This is your dope on engrish.
O rearry?
Are you a dope? If so, I will smoke you. I will fillet you and hang you from the ceiling with the bacon and kippers until you are nicely preserved, then dish you up in a nice kedgeree. (I prefer to smoke my own dopes, since they’re very expensive if you buy them from the supermarket, although my local deli does them and also has a good selection of pickled idiots and salted nongs.)
I hear smoked dopes are really good with marinated buds.
lol. you said dope.
I really don’t recommend smoking addicts. Because of their high tolerance, they are VERY hard to keep lit.
That’s where flamethrowers come from! Smoking addicts is too hard with a lighter.
If you douse them in lighter fluid first, it’s considerably easier.
Y’all’r missin’ mah clever use o’that double-n tender there, ya know, lit?
Looks like we all failed Engrish Lit.
I always found it easier to fail courses when I stayed lit for most of the semester.
Hemp! For all your dope smoking needs. Comes in its own handy carrying case. At leading stores.
Into the bong you dirty hippy!! Puff Puff
man…*puff puff*…woww…cool, dude…*puff puff* it’s, like, dunno, maybe it’s a li’l…*puff puff*
That would just a little tedious after awhile wouldn’t it?
But is it bud? Or is it a full flower, like the picture?
If that thing up there is a mass-produced grass-smoking implement they’re handing out at malls or something, I will kill people.
It’s a mass-produced grass-smoking “lighting” implement. They can be found almost anywhere. But don’t go for the ones that are cracked or crushed in parking lots, they don’t work well.
wuts dat ?? you raff you ruse
holy god I just bought this lighter in a Yokohama Chinatown I kid you not
I’m smoking a bowl right now, so I’m really getting a kick out of this!
Oh… and WANT!
We’ll be right over to deliver one. Just give us your current address.
You rikey leefer?
OK. We got applopliate hemp righter.
But does it have the right aproposity?
O rearry foo!!!