Comments on: How To Use a Bathroom For Dummies http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:12:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Kamal Bakhtiar http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-106793 Mon, 12 Jul 2010 04:46:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-106793 u SUCK!

]]> By: Francisco http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-48462 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 06:48:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-48462 All my life I have been told that the disc in the urinal was a deodorant… but it is actually a treasure I’M RICH!!!!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46761 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:44:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46761 Then it’s time to go!

]]> By: Dath Vader http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46760 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:43:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46760 Come with me, Luke, to the Dark Site.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46759 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:42:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46759 Who was that weird guy with the black clothes and huge helmet???

]]> By: Darth Vader http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46758 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:41:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46758 You’ve been to that site, too?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46725 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:07:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46725 You’ll still get sticky.

]]> By: Paula Abdul http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46724 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:06:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46724 Don’t you though me, Simon Cowell!

]]> By: Mark. Gooley http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46654 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 01:32:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46654 In Soviet Ukraine… when my cousin visited from there, when it was still Soviet, at first she put the used toilet paper in the tiny itty-bitty and mostly decorative wastebasket in the bathroom we let her have to herself… it took some explanation about American plumbing…

]]> By: Tom Sims http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46607 Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:58:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46607 Now I know!

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46549 Thu, 06 Aug 2009 12:04:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46549 Whatever you do, don’t move that last line! It could saw through the screen and let all the internets out!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46520 Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:06:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46520 You will know it is time to go, grasshopper, when Mr. J makes sense to you. Until then, stick around and loll with the lolz.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46519 Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:04:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46519 *embarassed laughing*

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46424 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:13:50 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46424 The good stuff is at the estate sale on half price day.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46414 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:40:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46414 Be polite!

]]> By: KinkyTom http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46412 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:31:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46412 I always go to through the wealthy people’s dumpsters but i never find anything good >_<.
Maybe I should take that class I hear Mr. J teaches it.

]]> By: Diane http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46395 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:44:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46395 have i spent too much time on the Engrish page… this one actually makes sense to me. I’m afraid. I’m very afraid.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46337 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 09:12:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46337 Sing loudly. “I Hear You Knockin’, But You Can’t Come In” would be appropriate.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46335 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 09:04:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46335 I’m Paper the sewer man *pipe poop*.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46321 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 07:22:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46321 Be polite, get son.

]]> By: I'm the chief http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46315 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:49:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46315 i keep my head to the door, crouch down, and hope no one will slap my face with the door

]]> By: I'm the chief http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46313 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:47:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46313 it’s a Turner.

]]> By: I'm the chief http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46312 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:46:25 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46312 i was thoughing on that.

]]> By: Simiantoastcrunch http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46310 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:12:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46310 It’s the breakfast of champions.
Also, the extra w was on purpose. I notice there are a lot of www2 and even www3. They should just keep adding w’s. One day, a site might look like this:
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.lo.using

]]> By: hollyr57 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46309 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:58:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46309 That’s the neutron bomb of funny words to Darcy. And if you follow it up with “butt”, she laughs so hard she can’t breathe. I can’t imagine actually saying “fart” in a sentence to anyone older than 12. Oh, I just did (embarrassed silence).

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46305 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:39:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46305 My daughter just turned ten, and if I merely say the word, “fart,” she will laugh. For adults, the word usually has to be put into a sentence.

]]> By: hollyr57 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46297 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:11:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46297 Have you ever noticed (of course you have) how much of our humor is fueled by toilets, pee and poop? I guess we’re still 5 years old emotionally. I know if I read our posts to Valerie and Darcy, a 6 and 5 year old I know, they’d laugh until they cried. And then ask me for explanations.

]]> By: hollyr57 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46296 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:07:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46296 How much time are you spending in dumpsters, Tom? You need to come out of the dumpsters to treasure the environment! That was the first thing we learned in Treasuring 101.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46293 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:51:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46293 Even where paper can be flushed, there are frequently waste baskets in ladies’ loos for other items.

]]> By: creatureteacher http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46291 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:34:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46291 a pipe for poop? but no pipe for paper….

]]> By: KinkyTom http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46290 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:07:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46290 It has Buddha nature?

all i find in dumpsters are dirty diapers and rats >_>

]]> By: Jackadoobie http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46277 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:28:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46277 You have no wastebaskets where you are? We have them in buffalo. Maybe they are only in each stall in girls bathrooms?

]]> By: KinkyTom http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46274 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:54:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46274 and then they burn em with the Humvees

]]> By: toilet shark http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46267 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:04:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46267 It’s the case in Athens, too – the ageing sewage system could not handle paper as well as, um, yes, so paper goes in a bin next to the loo. This caused all manner of misunderstanding, hilarity and wackiness during the Olymics, when so many people used to flushing everything did just that, and sewage started backing up through shower drains. My, how they must have laughed…

]]> By: coyoteman http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46258 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:51:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46258 This is common in Mexico. Their sewer pipes aren’t big enough to handle paper so there is a wastebasket for its disposal. The real problem occurs when they come to the US where there is no wastebasket and they don’t know that here you can flush the paper. So they just leave it on the bathroom floor. YUCK!!!

]]> By: Tice with a J http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46250 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:30:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46250 You know, when I read the first three lines, this Engrish sounded like something from the Kama Sutra.

So yeah, I’ll stick with the missionary position too, thanks.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46249 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:29:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46249 Treasure an environment. Not necessarily this one.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46248 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:28:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46248 If you play with a toilet, is that still considered solitaire? And what do you do if the toilet wins?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46246 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:27:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46246 You also gave the World Wide Web an extra W! Been crunching too much on that simian toast?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46242 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:37:25 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46242 For the US military, about $1200, I believe.

]]> By: Simiantoastcrunch http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46236 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:14:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46236 I visited an Asian country in which they had toilets, but no seats… in people’s houses, in restaurants… how much can toilet seats cost?

]]> By: Simiantoastcrunch http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46234 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:12:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46234 My idiocy is showing through again… I wrote .useit; meant .using
I should be prevented.

]]> By: Simiantoastcrunch http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46232 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:08:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46232 wwww.squatonthefloor.useit/don’tknobthedoor

]]> By: KinkyTom http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46220 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:23:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46220 agreed

]]> By: Gone With The Wendell http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46218 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:11:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46218 Dear Environment,

Just wanted you to know how much I treasure you. Bless your heart.

Grannie

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46217 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:53:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46217 Indinellably.

]]> By: Iva http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46214 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:38:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46214 I knew you’d know.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46213 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:31:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46213 Exploatation? Is that like aporoposity?

]]> By: Iva http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46212 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:14:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46212 Yeah, that’s an exploatation domain. They wanted .expo, but some guys that wanted that for galleries complained… :O

]]> By: saywhat http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-loving-prompting/comment-page-1/#comment-46209 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:04:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11829#comment-46209 I used one of those in europe but I had to get wasted first.

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