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Loving Prompting: Crouch on the ground and made your body face to the door. (using) Please put the toilet paper in the wastepaper basket replace urinal. Treasure an environment. Thanks
In China–instructions on how to use the bathroom.
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Looks like a bad way to potty train a child XD
All my life I have been told that the disc in the urinal was a deodorant… but it is actually a treasure I’M RICH!!!!
I wouldn’t like to crouch in a restroom like that
I feel sorry for the person having to empty the wastepaper basket full of used toilet paper…
Yep, that’s the first thing that came to my mind… *shudder*
This is common in Mexico. Their sewer pipes aren’t big enough to handle paper so there is a wastebasket for its disposal. The real problem occurs when they come to the US where there is no wastebasket and they don’t know that here you can flush the paper. So they just leave it on the bathroom floor. YUCK!!!
It’s the case in Athens, too – the ageing sewage system could not handle paper as well as, um, yes, so paper goes in a bin next to the loo. This caused all manner of misunderstanding, hilarity and wackiness during the Olymics, when so many people used to flushing everything did just that, and sewage started backing up through shower drains. My, how they must have laughed…
You have no wastebaskets where you are? We have them in buffalo. Maybe they are only in each stall in girls bathrooms?
Even where paper can be flushed, there are frequently waste baskets in ladies’ loos for other items.
a pipe for poop? but no pipe for paper….
I’m Paper the sewer man *pipe poop*.
In Soviet Ukraine… when my cousin visited from there, when it was still Soviet, at first she put the used toilet paper in the tiny itty-bitty and mostly decorative wastebasket in the bathroom we let her have to herself… it took some explanation about American plumbing…
I get the “Please put the toilet paper in the wastepaper basket…” but what are they tryinhg to say by adding “…replace urinal.”? Lower the lid?
“replace” = “instead of”
The urinal is broken. Until it’s replaced, just squat on the floor.
. (using) is my favourite part.
Is that a new web domain?
And if so, how do we .(use) it?
Yeah, that’s an exploatation domain. They wanted .expo, but some guys that wanted that for galleries complained… :O
Exploatation? Is that like aporoposity?
I knew you’d know.
Indinellably.
i was thoughing on that.
Don’t you though me, Simon Cowell!
u SUCK!
wwww.squatonthefloor.useit/don’tknobthedoor
My idiocy is showing through again… I wrote .useit; meant .using
I should be prevented.
You also gave the World Wide Web an extra W! Been crunching too much on that simian toast?
It’s the breakfast of champions.
Also, the extra w was on purpose. I notice there are a lot of www2 and even www3. They should just keep adding w’s. One day, a site might look like this:
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.lo.using
Whatever you do, don’t move that last line! It could saw through the screen and let all the internets out!
This is loving prompting? I think I’ll stick to the missionary position!
What’s love got to do with it?
it’s a Turner.
You know, when I read the first three lines, this Engrish sounded like something from the Kama Sutra.
So yeah, I’ll stick with the missionary position too, thanks.
Be polite, get son.
You’ll still get sticky.
“Treasure an environment”
Even if that environment was a dumpster O_o?
Even a dumpster has the Buddha nature, grasshopper.
It has Buddha nature?
all i find in dumpsters are dirty diapers and rats >_>
How much time are you spending in dumpsters, Tom? You need to come out of the dumpsters to treasure the environment! That was the first thing we learned in Treasuring 101.
I always go to through the wealthy people’s dumpsters but i never find anything good >_<.
Maybe I should take that class I hear Mr. J teaches it.
Be polite!
The good stuff is at the estate sale on half price day.
Treasure the CreaMass
Hmmm, CreaMass
I can’t find Crea, Massachusetts on any map.
Sounds like something that might have crawled out from some bizarre S/M site.
agreed
You’ve been to that site, too?
Who was that weird guy with the black clothes and huge helmet???
Come with me, Luke, to the Dark Site.
This sounds like how too play Mahjong Solitaire with toilets!
If you play with a toilet, is that still considered solitaire? And what do you do if the toilet wins?
Have you ever noticed (of course you have) how much of our humor is fueled by toilets, pee and poop? I guess we’re still 5 years old emotionally. I know if I read our posts to Valerie and Darcy, a 6 and 5 year old I know, they’d laugh until they cried. And then ask me for explanations.
My daughter just turned ten, and if I merely say the word, “fart,” she will laugh. For adults, the word usually has to be put into a sentence.
That’s the neutron bomb of funny words to Darcy. And if you follow it up with “butt”, she laughs so hard she can’t breathe. I can’t imagine actually saying “fart” in a sentence to anyone older than 12. Oh, I just did (embarrassed silence).
*embarassed laughing*
In Korea, you pee in a “hole” in the ground, so you sorta straddle over it. You’re not supposed to flush the TP in it either so there’s usually a waste basket nearby to put your TP in. Totally gross but that’s how they do it over there!
I used one of those in europe but I had to get wasted first.
I visited an Asian country in which they had toilets, but no seats… in people’s houses, in restaurants… how much can toilet seats cost?
For the US military, about $1200, I believe.
and then they burn em with the Humvees
Dear Environment,
Just wanted you to know how much I treasure you. Bless your heart.
Grannie
Treasure an environment. Not necessarily this one.
i keep my head to the door, crouch down, and hope no one will slap my face with the door
Sing loudly. “I Hear You Knockin’, But You Can’t Come In” would be appropriate.
have i spent too much time on the Engrish page… this one actually makes sense to me. I’m afraid. I’m very afraid.
You will know it is time to go, grasshopper, when Mr. J makes sense to you. Until then, stick around and loll with the lolz.
Now I know!
Then it’s time to go!