Comments on: The door swings both ways http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:42:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Fresh http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-86381 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 22:28:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-86381 Why yes, I couldn’t agree more!

]]> By: WaffleMistriss http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-80704 Mon, 01 Feb 2010 19:46:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-80704 Don’t worry, Calm Lee will sort it all out.

]]> By: Ipsy http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-57552 Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:50:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-57552 PLEASE!!

lol i can immagine a guy on his knees begging you not to ‘knob door’

]]> By: haut-parleurs http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-52885 Sat, 12 Sep 2009 05:03:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-52885 Hey are you talking about a bedroom or a toilet..

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-47632 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 21:19:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-47632 Now now! Don’t pile on.

]]> By: Op http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-47582 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 18:57:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-47582 That just means you’re old.

]]> By: toilet shark http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-47424 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:42:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-47424 Ah, but I have replaceable teeth.

]]> By: Op http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-47413 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:47:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-47413 That’s because I AM more distinguished than you:p
Smarter, too ;)

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-47332 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:31:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-47332 And I thought you were so rugged…..

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-47289 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 05:26:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-47289 Hey, are we related? You have a monocle, which makes you look more distinguished than me.

]]> By: Op http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-47284 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 04:54:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-47284 Who would I remind you of?
(I swear upon my honour I am not somebody already on this site with a new name)

]]> By: Worf http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-47225 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:27:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-47225 I get tired of being on the floor. I get floor bored.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-47201 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 17:16:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-47201 Don’t get Prick Lee on me!

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46993 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 07:42:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46993 He sounds like a real prick!

]]> By: I'm the chief http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46985 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 06:31:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46985 how about Spike? why is he thorned out?

]]> By: I'm the chief http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46984 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 06:30:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46984 sometime back in time, i used to read your name as DOOR handle…

]]> By: I'm the chief http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46983 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 06:28:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46983 Op, you remind me of someone…

]]> By: I'm the chief http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46982 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 06:26:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46982 and floored at that.

]]> By: hollyr57 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46977 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 06:05:15 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46977 Their sister, Mary Lee, was a Justice of the Peace in Las Vegas.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46976 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 05:50:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46976 They were probably just board.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46854 Sat, 08 Aug 2009 08:34:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46854 Especially with Force!

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46853 Sat, 08 Aug 2009 08:32:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46853 Bruce’s brother. He made sausages.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46852 Sat, 08 Aug 2009 08:29:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46852 Knot many left, now. Somebody got trunk and ate ‘em.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46851 Sat, 08 Aug 2009 08:21:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46851 But no up and downing!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46849 Sat, 08 Aug 2009 06:11:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46849 I wood like to try some.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46848 Sat, 08 Aug 2009 06:10:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46848 Dreadful Spellling Sprite notes that the proper spelling is S-L-U-T.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46847 Sat, 08 Aug 2009 06:09:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46847 Who’s Frank Lee???

]]> By: Darth Vader http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46846 Sat, 08 Aug 2009 06:08:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46846 Why don’t we just do it in the lift
Why don’t we just do it in the lift
No one will be smelling us,
Why don’t we do it in the lift.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46723 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:05:00 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46723 But it doesn’t say to crouch on the ground and made your body face to the door, which is obviously the first step in a civilized urination.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46641 Thu, 06 Aug 2009 23:04:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46641 It sounded like loving prompting to me.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46640 Thu, 06 Aug 2009 23:03:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46640 Definitely don’t do it in the lift.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46550 Thu, 06 Aug 2009 12:09:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46550 How rude! If you feel the need to fourt, please leave the room.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46517 Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:01:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46517 I don’t think he said anything about urinating!

]]> By: mutant fairy ninja http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46482 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:08:00 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46482 fourt

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46471 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:26:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46471 Now that’s a civilised urinating.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46469 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:25:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46469 I’ll be right back, I promise – we have to get naleta out from behind that door somehow. I think I’ll get the old one, though, I don’t want to damage the current one, have you got any idea how expensive a Shoei is these days?

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46421 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:03:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46421 Do not knob door in public.
1. Remove knob,
2. Take it to a stall,
3. Knob yourself in private.
4. Clean knob.
5. Reinstall on door when exiting.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46365 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:51:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46365 Probably a pet door appeared under mysterious circumstances, since they didn’t even have a pet.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46364 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:50:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46364 No way! You are wearing your Boots of Escaping!

]]> By: maxon http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46339 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 10:51:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46339 Because, frankly, that’s just rude.

]]> By: paws4thot http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46338 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 09:23:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46338 And this is a problem why? I mean the staff should have keys, and the alternative is risking having your room burglarized.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46334 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:59:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46334 Confucius say: Man who knob door, going to Bangkok!

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46333 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:55:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46333 Here, try some of these Door-eatos.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46332 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:53:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46332 There was that slot, a couple of posts earlier…..

]]> By: mma http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46320 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 05:37:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46320 err.. read worse (works)

]]> By: mma http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46319 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 05:36:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46319 knob = lock. f someone locks the door and leaves, the staff can not enter without getting keys or works breaking the lock….

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46292 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:49:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46292 And don’t harm dolphins.

]]> By: Basara http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46283 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:50:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46283 Someone got a Lady Boy?

]]> By: Katt, Lord of Mashed Potatoes http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46266 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:02:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46266 Hmmm….. That’s interesting, but I think the door needs to stay! :D

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/08/04/engrish-knob-door/comment-page-1/#comment-46265 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:01:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11795#comment-46265 There’s something a bit desperate about this message, with “please” being used twice, the second time in capitals with multiple exclamation marks… what are they worried about? What are they trying to hide? What happened the last time someone knobbed the door?

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