Pachinko
It is strong in time, and it is gently to time tough at time
Slot
Submitted by: Rebecca via Engrish Funny Submissions
A Pachinko billboard in Osaka
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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!1111111ONEONEONE
So me is second?
It’s so confusing.. most times i dont get the joke because i dont even understand whats standing there.
eh.. ok, that was.. confusing.
What’s confusing you? The whole point of English is that it confuses us all.
Otoko is man, Onna is woman, if that’s what’s baffling you.
Wimp, you still look confused. Let’s start with the birds and the bees…
….SLOT!
xD
This has to be the most sedate-looking Pachinko and Slot parlour I’ve ever seen!
They provide sedatives at the door.
This one has earned the coveted International “WTF?” award..
It’s obviously made by someone with too much time on their hands.
Time has a bf Pachinko Slot. Awwww.
I believe it’s a personal ad. Mr. Slot, whose first name is Pachinko, not to be confused with his brother Pacheco, describes himself as strong, gentle, and tough. I’d even venture to say he can bend or erect, according to circumstances. Chances are this is his response to the Nail Me Good lady, who does not beat around the bush.
Where does Mr. Slot find the time.
I think he finds it tough at time.
(?) FAIL
Here, there are no fails. There are only wins that have not yet been fully elaborated.
+270 points for an overactive imagination.
Now I’m imagining myself with seven supermodels simultaneously. How many points do I get for that?
No points. Just a big helping of exhaustion.
You’ll never get rid of them now – after all, they don’t get out of bed for less than $10,000.
YES, I CAN, WITH NEW SVB SUPERMODEL-VANISHING-BANISHING CREAM! JUST WATCH AS THIS MAN, BESIEGED BY NO LESS THAN SEVEN SUPERMODELS, ALL LYING IN HIS BED AND REFUSING TO GET OUT FOR LESS THAN $10,000. NOW, HE TAKES OUT NEW SVB… (I suppose being able to channel Billy Mays does have some advantages! I mean really, do you think they’re going to stick around if he shows up??)
I’ve never been onna otoko.
Oh god. That’s terrible.
+90 points.
Were all the supermodels female, then?
But of course! Are there such things as male supermodels?
Bob Dylan.
Indeed there are.
Tyson Beckford for example.
Slot Pachinko is the Al Pacino of Asia from time to time and from rough to gentle. I think I get it.
I’m sure he’s gentle with the Utes.
They drive utes? Cool – circlework time!
I think he meant the Ute in Asia. (Fist in air) David Sedaris lives!
Well, provided you can find an open paddock in Asia and provide some beer or Bundy, I’m sure we can do circlework there too.
that billboard reminded me of this
http://www.engrish.com/2009/05/better-tastin-cause-theyre-manufactured/
This billboard just needed a little more time.
Couldn’t be. It is strong in time.
A classic ^_^
Or was that a Slot of 2 Tails?
Would that be the New York 2-tailed Slot? Weird animal….
“Strong enough for an otoko, but made for an onna” – for some reason, this morning this line has just suggested to me a marketing campaign for a soft-yet-strong brand of toilet paper. (Maybe it was the Prunes of Longing.)
…time is news, is capturrrrred, for the Queen to use. didit didit didit didit …..