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III, How to use
1, Please tune up power volume to aproposity, before put it into jeck
2, Take for you clothing the plastic
3, Wear properly:L is left, R is right
IV, Attention:
1, Take care to avoid disturbing others.
2, Don’t dranght in the jeck
V, Caution:
If our products have quality problem indeed, protection time for 6 months
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I’m so glad they explained that L is left and R is right. I would’ve never figured that one out on my own.
Also, WTF is dranght? It’s the only word I can’t figure out.
I was grateful for the L/R thing too, because how else would we have known otherwise?
I can’t figure out dranght either, and I’ve spent an unfortunate amount of time trying!
lol.. and I came to the comments to see if anyone has figured out “dranght” …
Nope, I’m FAILing to figure that one out as well. Don’t drown in the jack (daniels)?
All I know is don’t do it in the jeck.
Jeck doesn’t like draught beer. He prefers bottled. So if you’re having a kegger, the heck with Jeck.
You’re starting to sound loik you’re Soth Efricen. Howzit!
Just so long as I don’t become a Boer.
sounds more like soth freakin’
Well, here in the Yousay, anyone from the states of either North or South Carolina say the latter half of the state’s name with only three syllables: Cuh-LAH-na. Then the ones from SC give “South” two syllables.
fail
fifth
Shut upth
I think I can handle the aproposity, but I just don’t know what kind of clothing the plastic would like to wear. How old is this plastic, anyway?
more than six months i guess
It’s a raincoat. Don’t go dranghting your jeck in any public parks.
what if it accidently hooks up?
Take care to avoid disturbing others.
it’s a vibrator. or- no wait. never mind.
Wear properly:L is left, R is right.
Black is black.
I want my baby back.
“Draught” I got – it means don’t pull on the “jeck”.
What I’d like to know is how one determines the
aproposity of the volume without it plugged into
the jeck.
You mean, when you jeck off?
What I want to know, since everyone’s flinging the word “aproposity” with gay abandon (see below) what they think the word means. So it’s Minor Challenge time: come up with the most reasonable sounding definition of “aproposity.”
Well, I refuse to abandon people just because they’re gay, but I think the meaning of “aproposity” is obvious. Derived from the French root “apropos,” it refers to the trait of consistently saying or doing just the right thing at precisely the right moment.
APROPOSITY: A propensity to wear aprons.
Thank you and you win!
They must really have a problem over in quality control, since it appears that any unit that doesn’t function properly conveys protection for six months. To achieve that kind of security, I might slip a few out myself! Of course, it doesn’t say what it protects you from…
Could be birth control instructions for home appliances :p
That would be great, since my kitchen appliances are always giving birth to little toasters and blenders that I can’t find good homes for.
Send them to The Gay Agenda so they can award them as prizes for members who recruit the most newbies each month
I’ve never known an appliance to be gay. I once had a microwave with a pretty sunny disoposition, but I’m sure that’s not how you mean the word.
Imagine how gay lamps must be
“Gay” and “bright” have ceased to be synonyms.
A&E Doctor: What the hell happened here?
Police Officer: Two witnesses saw him dranght the jeck at 0900 this morning.
Paramedic: Power volume’s proposity, L is left & R is right, and we think he’s taken plastic clothing.
Doctor: Get the aproposity registrar down here, indeed!
Fatimah: Achmed! Achmed! Speak to me, you jeck!
Fatimah! who the hell is jeck? you whore!
I’m so glad the script-writer for “1001 Tails From The Chick Point” is back, I was going to have to start watching Days Of Our Lives.
Don’t ask me how it happened, but I followed these instructions while working on my DVD player, and it turned into a time machine. Currently, Lucretia Borgia, the Marquis De Sade and Emporer Caligula are in my home and I’m starting to get a little nervous.
Just take them to your TV and teach them how to use the remote. Lucretia, who’s gotten a bad rap historically (taking the blame for her brother Caesar’s bad behavior, will fade into the background as the other two fight for control and eventually slice each other into ribbons. Lucretia will be able to watch Oxygen or one of the movie channels until it’s time to send her home. The toilet shark will clean up De Sade and Caligula’s mess and Bob’s your uncle.
Just feed them ice-cream, then show them where the loo is. I’ll do the rest.
Show them an episode of CSI with “Lady Heather” in it, then get them 3 singles to Las Vegas.
That might work. Since they’re all from before the era of mass media, they would probably think Lady Heather was real.
The instructions begin at step 3 (III)? I’d love (or hate, perhaps) to see the first two steps. They probably involve bending or erecting, depending on circumstances.
Without any touching, of course.
Earbud instructions (or other type of headphones) with a six month warranty. From some generic brand without major English-speaking country marketing to proofread the copy.
(First steps probably about the contents of the package and installing Earphone sleeves) 3.1. Set volume to a minimum, then connect the jack. 2. Put the earphones on. Etc. 4.2 Don’t pull on the jack. (interpretation from my recently purchased earphones with grammatical instructions)
Where does the plastic clothing come in? Am I supposed to dress in plastic, or dress plastic? How am I to do this without disturbing others?
There’s no way you can. There will never be the aporoposity.
I like your new creation, aporoposity! I’m mulling over what it might mean with the new o.
It means there’s no chance of anything soaking through. That’s
the reason for the plastic clothing.
Nah, that’s just aporosity. But aporoposity, I’m still drawing blanks.
Plastic wrapper, you know, like a muu-muu or something.
Does bubble wrap fall in the same category?
If others are not wearing the earbuds, then dressing in plastic can not help but disturb them, if only from all the noise from the crinkling when you move around.
the products have an engrish problem, indeed, but thank goodness for your protection!
Dranght is the second form of dringht. Drunght is the third form. It’s so obvious.
It’s only obvious if you’re drunght.
But where else am I supposed to dranght if I can’t do it in the jeck? D:
wth? i dont get it!
Yeah! I mean, whats its problem? it isnt funny!
U guys r rite. i meen, wht th hck is a jeck? its so randm it isnt evn fnny!