Keeps Him Smiling Because 100% Nutrition
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Kinda like putting happy pills in your shredded wheat, I guess…
For a second there, I thought it said inquisition. And I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
No One Does!
Especially not a 100% Inquisition! That’s the worst one yet!!
yes but what a show
Is Mel Brooks conducting it?
I didn’t know you can absorb nutritions ”that” way
I didn’t either, but I’m willing to give it a try!
Hey, honey, it’s time for my One-A-Day!
You only get One a day??? My Hub gets more… LOL
After 23 years of marriage, once a day would be an improvement!
Fish and plankton and sea greens and protein from the sea. It’s all here, ready, fresh as harvest day. Fish and plankton and sea greens and protein from the sea.
Ahh, but I bet the starfish cooked it up with crude drugs.
Logan’s Run ref? Or did I hallucinate that rolling robot in the ice cave (IIRC).
Yes when they are happy and die happily the flesh taste better and have more nutriments… Anyone want to come take a bite with me?
No doubt the Toilet Shark would be keen to take a bite.
Feed them ice-cream before they die.
Especially toilet-shark-flavored ice cream with the little bits of shark skin that get stuck between your teeth.
Better, I guess, than bits of MY flesh in the Toilet Shark’s teeth.
I think we’d have to ask the Toilet Shark’s opinion on that. She seemed to find you rather tasty.
Ice-cream is the preferred prey of the toilet shark, but it’s rarely found in that environment, so ice-cream flavoured people will do.
What about the Happy Vodkah?
I had so much Happy Vodkah that there was no Happy left in it. Every drug I ever did (and there were plenty) showed the Law of Depreciation. Either quickly or gradually, the more I did the less I got out of it, even though I kept repeating the experiments. Alcohol was the slowest to turn on me, but turn it did.
One was too many, a thousand never enough.
Lol. When I read it I thought “the baby is nutritious?” I don’t see how a human baby could be that good for you. Anyways, who’s eaten enough babies to know the nutritional value ?
Where can I buy this shirt? The adult store? This is funny!