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I have to know it to appreciate it, but wouldn’t I also have to appreciate it to know it? I feel trapped!!
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absorutery, wow
i wish, to for the importation of this confection to the United America of the States
me too so i can get a happy
I’m hungry. Is anyone else hungry?
I wonder what it tastes like?
Chicken!
Many, many japanese things are sick and wrong. This cute, ginger, topless girl just makes me horny though :3
That’s digustingly funny.
Oh, it´s with caramel! XD Meh, sometimes Japanese sweets are sooo hilarious!
Yep, it’s one of the ones with caramel sauce on it. However, a lot of pudding in Japan has the caramel sauce on it. I don’t particularly like this brand though. *admits to eating one of these* Some of the other brands of boob pudding (Yes, there’s other brands that make pudding just like this) are really good.
If I tried it, I’m sure I could say it was the breast pudding I ever had.
Dreadful Pun Fairy will smite you!
Smite be.
What are you doing?! You’ll be smited, you boob!
Hill-arious, i would say!
Oh dear – Dreadful Pun Hill, I mean, Hell fairy anticipates more ghastly transgressions – I know what you lot are like, they’ll just keep mounding up.
I see what you did there.
LOL! Man, we’d never get treats like that here. Half of the people would complain its too edgy or in vulgar, and half would be grossed out by it. Some countries are just f’ed up enough to sell something like this.
The USA is definitely far too puritanical to permit anything like this to be sold. But this is absolutely a hoot! Why on Earth would they call it “Hida Bust Pudding” when it’s “Show A Bust Pudding”??
Showa busts would belong to old ladies and would be considerably less appealing.
Hey, hey, tea, who are you to decide that us old ladies have less appealing busts? My bust is always appealing. “You up there, buy us a bigger bra!” “C’mon spend a little money on us – we’ve never let you down.” “Why does the Face get all the attention and money? We’re needy too.”
I’m almost certain there are “novelty” candies sold in the US, you’re not going to find it at mainstream stores though. I doubt it’s illegal, though some nut would try to make a case over it if children are exposed to them in the shop.
I think it’s a lame snack idea, but I’ll support the right for people to eat booby pudding.
They’ll take my booby pudding from me when they pry it from my cold, dead mouth!
They should put cherries on top.
It is a bit of a tautology when they say you have to know a taste to appreciate it. How many things (not even just tastes) do we ever appreciate that we don’t know? “I’ve never had cheesecake, but I sure do appreciate it.” FTW?
I don’t know cheesecake personally, but the fact that it exists makes me feel just a little bit safer.
Some of us, I suppose, are easily satisfied.
No pudding, no life!
I can has cheezcake?
Absolutely. Baked or continental, it’s your choice.
Want! This would be the perfect gift for a friends birthday next week…
I feel sorry for those who are lactose intolerant.
Omigod I totally saw this for sale in Japan in a souvenir shop in Osaka.
Do they sell them in chocolate?
Mostly for the African market.
This is fail, not Engrish.
Obviously you don’t know the taste so you wouldn’t appreciate it : P
Oh, I’m certain wowaname knows the taste of fail, appreciated or not.
This packaging definitely does not make any attempt to hida de bust.
Maybe they should have put a bra on em lol
I’m picturing one made of whipped cream.
Sorry but you won’t get much support for that!
I don’t need a lot of support, myself.
That’s good – moobs are not a good look.
It looks good but there is nothing better than real ones… =]
WHERE’S THE BRAIN BLEACH!!!1!!1!!
There are lots of breast related candies in Japan and you don’t even buy them in sex shops, but they sell them at souvenir stands or candy shops.
Well this is …horrifying. Oh, Japan. I love you, but sometimes you worry me…
ha ha this reminds me of a scene from the English film “Bhaji on the Beach”. Elderly British-Indian lady sees a pudding like this and laughs and says, “It looks just like pudding!”
“Turn these mosquito bites into juicy, juicy mangoes…”
I seem to remember that these were featured in the movie ‘la grande bouffe’ …deadly weapons as I recall….
I’m busting out laughing! I guess most men, being men themselves, use this circumstance to erect.
Is there a ‘push harder’ button?
Funny yes, but Engrish no.
Hida is a Japanese name, so its the brand name of the pudding.
I have seen these in drug stores and I think they are supposed to be for breast enlargement.
(As in, it contains natural supplement that are supposed to make your boobs grow).
Of course its snake oil, but Japanese can be just a gullible as anybody else…
Hida is the name of one of the “countries” in Japan – I suppose county would be a better term. Before the adoption of the current prefecture system around the Edo period over a hundred years ago, the country was split up into over sixty counties – current-day Kyoto, for example, was once Yamashiro, and current-day Niigata, Echigo, current-day Nagano, Shinano, and current-day Tokyo, Musashi, just to name but a few.
Where Hida was is now part of Gifu – it’s common in Japan for many products to still be labelled with which county they came from, rather than from prefectures; this explains many things like Sanuki udon, Oumi beef, Tajima chicken and iyokan, or yokan from what is now Ehime, once formerly Iyo.
This isn’t Engrish – like the whole rape blossoms thing, it’s a matter of misunderstanding on the part of those who don’t know why it’s called Hida breast pudding; more likely than not the parent company’s based in Gifu.
I guess Hida must be the bust part of Gifu.
STOP TALKING YOU ARE DISTRACTING THE TURTLE
Here, I have a nice warmth pot of broth..er, water..for the turtle. Let me put a few carrots and onions in there for the turtle to nibble on.
That’s understandable, but “Hida” discrepancies aside… there’s not much about the tagline “Only who knows this taste can really appreciate it” that doesn’t smack of Engrish.
Well, just to explain the Hida part. That line below is definitely Engrish, although not really the best.
Wow, Japan really is infamous for their sexism.
Call it the edible side.
You should try the tentacle version.
Omnomnom
teat treat?
Oh…it gives entirely new connotations to
“How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat!?”
And I had to say it, cause I read every single comment and was shocked no one had yet.
I had this when i was in Japan , it taste like vanilla bean. lol yes I am a woman i tried everything i could when I was in Japan last summer. I plan to go back there is more odd food I wish to try.. oh and if you ever see ads for bust up gum or b2 up cookies… they work but you have to keep eating them lol.
Stop having boring pudding, stop having boring life!