Comments on: I prefer mine grilled http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:12:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: caithleen http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-78300 Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:19:19 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-78300 all vegetarians whatch out! you could become dinner!

]]> By: DamianAzrael http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-52913 Sat, 12 Sep 2009 13:44:15 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-52913 lol the first thing i though was “is this what Pure Bloods eat” the second was of a disturbing fanfic i read about house elves being so excited about cooking that they get off on it. No idea why that came to my thoughts.

]]> By: EEPster http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-51350 Wed, 02 Sep 2009 07:08:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-51350 lol!!!!

]]> By: paws4thot http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-49577 Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:59:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-49577 It’s cool; I can be pretty meta sometimes, but you can be even more so.

]]> By: paws4thot http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-49576 Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:56:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-49576 I’m not certain either way, since I’ve never met you, but I’d not rule it out if we were both that way inclined.

]]> By: paws4thot http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-49575 Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:52:23 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-49575 Seriously, the egg came first, since the first chicken would have been a mutation from some other sort of bird, and the first birds were mutations (probably of dinosaurs).

]]> By: George http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-49566 Mon, 24 Aug 2009 10:50:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-49566 hahahaha so typical..
I’m Greek and yeah we got a lot of those translation jewels here..
I think the guy that did the menu prints was too lazy or ignorant to do a proper job..

]]> By: Francisco http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-48464 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 06:58:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-48464 One troll in oil please!

]]> By: spamihazit http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-46771 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:24:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-46771 Same here. I didn’t even SEE the vegetarian thing…was just like…grilled squib? I must be missing something. Squibs get so much hate…

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45953 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:30:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45953 Kind of like what happens here sometimes.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45951 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:29:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45951 I bet you just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45950 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:27:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45950 Of course, according to the menu he’s been in the wine sauce, so it’s possible that neither came first. When the rooster gets in the wine sauce, the chicken often gets a headache.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45949 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:22:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45949 If that’s slow, then the chicken probably did come first.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45939 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:52:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45939 You mean his pecker?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45915 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 04:42:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45915 I’m always making inside jokes that only I get. I usually make them silently, but occasionally they get out, eliciting blank looks from everyone.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45914 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 04:32:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45914 But vegans consider any animal product to be off limits. This includes dairy products; I don’t know if they consider a human mother nursing in that same category.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45819 Sun, 02 Aug 2009 04:52:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45819 I know quite clearly how hamburger is made and I am well informed on dietary issues. I still eat beef. If I were going to hypothesize that cows eat beef for the same reason people do, I’d say it’s because it’s delicious.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45818 Sun, 02 Aug 2009 04:46:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45818 I’m glad you’ve gotten your entire life back. It must have been strange without it.

]]> By: hollyr57 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45803 Sun, 02 Aug 2009 04:12:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45803 I feel your pain. Sometimes we’re all alone in our humor. But I still laugh anyway, don’t you?

]]> By: hollyr57 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45801 Sun, 02 Aug 2009 04:08:25 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45801 Perhaps the rooster has a Slow Hand – or beak.

]]> By: alice http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45739 Sat, 01 Aug 2009 12:57:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45739 I think every baby is actually a vegetarian, seeing as all they have is breast milk.

]]> By: alice http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45738 Sat, 01 Aug 2009 12:55:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45738 Meh.
I know that Patty person in real life – I introduced her to this site but I don’t think she shares the same humour as I do.

She got me confused with the other person called Alice. Yes, I’m Alice also. Great name ;)

I was just bein’ random…

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45705 Sat, 01 Aug 2009 04:33:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45705 At her restaurant, perhaps.

]]> By: Amanda http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45678 Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:23:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45678 I love how they’re also cooking non-magical people from magical families.

]]> By: MyChemicalApocalypse http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45660 Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:28:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45660 I noticed that first too!

]]> By: puffin http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45626 Fri, 31 Jul 2009 16:45:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45626 Anybody else see Moussaka and immediately think of that one bit in The Lion King where the hyenas are all going Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa?
Anybody?
No?
*sigh*

]]> By: naleta http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45612 Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:53:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45612 Go ask Alice
when she’s 10 feet tall.

]]> By: toilet shark http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45578 Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:04:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45578 Droll’s brain was floating in wine,
And everything seemed to be fine,
‘Til the shark cage door dropped
And the toilet shark stopped,
And said “Dahlings, this squib tastes divine!”

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45563 Fri, 31 Jul 2009 10:06:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45563 Chorus:
Alice? Who the fµck’s Alice?

]]> By: Amelia http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45546 Fri, 31 Jul 2009 06:55:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45546 Sure you are. But I agree. Laughter has gotten me through some tough times. Like school. Which we all know is one of the most hellish places outside of hell.

]]> By: dissodatore http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45543 Fri, 31 Jul 2009 06:06:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45543 no, but i too saw the squib first, but then i read fanfiction for harry potter, so, yeah.

]]> By: Jasmine http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45538 Fri, 31 Jul 2009 03:12:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45538 haha I’m glad to see I’m not the only nerdastic one out there.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45508 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 23:28:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45508 But are they magical man pants?

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45507 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 23:27:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45507 Especially the bit where they decide that just for the fun of it, they’re going to blow Billy Mays’ ghost up. “We couldn’t actually find evidence of his ghost, but we’ve got all this explosive lying around, and a demolition tech who will cry if he doesn’t get to do something destructive, so we’re going to dig up Billy’s corpse, and blow that up instead.”

]]> By: wowaname http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45494 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:44:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45494 “Use Capitals, but not over using them. Spell correctly”
Yeah, and you’re talking?

]]> By: Jacob http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45485 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:19:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45485 I was a vegetarian as a baby, John. Actually, I was on and off my entire life until about a year ago.

]]> By: Jacob http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45484 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:15:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45484 Cows eat beef for the same reason people do. Because they’re not smart enough to know how it’s made and what the consequences of eating it/making it are.

]]> By: Alice http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45483 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:13:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45483 I’m Alice, yes I’m the real Alice
All you other Alices are just imitating
So won’t the real Alice please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

]]> By: Jacob http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45481 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:08:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45481 *chooses to sit next to EffYouAll*

Now, what kind of loser are we eating today? Is it a “If we’re not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?” loser, a “PETA=People Eating Tasty Animals” loser, or perhaps a “Vegetables are what food eats” loser? I like the last one, you have to go to a really good loser deli to find that kind of rare ingenuity.

]]> By: Nameless http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45477 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:48:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45477 My brand-spanking new name.

Anywho how could I FORGET the lolcats? Ther lyk my 3rd fave thing on this site! Damn >.<

]]> By: alice http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45476 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:46:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45476 That other alice isn’t me. I’m me! Accept NO imitations.

And I’m tryin 2 get in with the crowd here. Don’t spoil my reputation, or ruin my chances of getting one, atleast =P

I shall change me name soon…

]]> By: alice http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45473 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:42:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45473 Hi my friend. You have an obsession with ‘patty’ whoever that is :P

Welcome to my weird and wonderful world. Now you know what images I obsess over everyday ;)

May I also recommend the failblog, which is my other fave on here.

]]> By: patty http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45471 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:39:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45471 HI ALICE

]]> By: alice http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45469 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:29:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45469 I’m a vegetarian. Does anyone want to devour me me in oil? ;)
And yes, that’s a squib.

I’m feeling evil and random 2day MWAHAHAHA :D

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45456 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:31:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45456 No insult intended. I was just making a joke. I’m wasting my time here because laughter is good strong medicine, and I am in need of good strong medicine.

]]> By: Master Chief http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45435 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:02:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45435 Isn’t a Squib someone born into a wizard family that doesn’t have magical powers? *filch in a pot*
Yes, yes, i am a Harry Potter Nerd :D

]]> By: notanengineer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45432 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:40:15 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45432 “Vegetarian in oil” … hmm sounds like the “St. Valetine’s Day Moussaka” to me!! :-P :-D

]]> By: Amelia http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45431 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:31:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45431 I said it as a compliment you jerk, not so you could try to insult me. If you’ve got a kid and all, why are you wasting your time on this message board?

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45429 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:27:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45429 If the rooster was good, the chicken came first.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/07/29/engrish-vegetarian-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-45426 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 17:38:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=11437#comment-45426 After all, I wear Smart Man Pants!

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