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All the folding fans of this shop have you use it in peace because you become the product
made in Japan.
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Sign in a handmade fan shop in Tokyo, Japan.
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What is “it” that these folding fans want me to use?
And why should I sell myself out to the Japanese O_o?
i think “it” is the fans.
And what do you mean, sell out? it’s not like you have a choice, if you don’t use it in peace… you WILL become the product.
in japan, product becomes YOU
*muffled voice* I am not a product! I am a human being!
There you go, man. Keep as cool as you can. Face piles of trials with smiles. It riles them to believe that you perceive the web they weave, and keep on thinking free.
“Of course you are, my bright little star! And now to suit our forefather’s fruit, you’re magnetic ink!”
Moody Blues. From the album “On the Threshold of a Dream”. Love that album!
Indeed! Those seven albums, from Days of Future Passed to Seventh Sojourn, constitute, in my opinion, one of the finest musical odysseys ever produced. I know the boys loved to walk that fine line between aspiration and pretension, but heck, I live on that line myself.
Moody Blues are great, though I’m not all that much of a sixties psychedelia fan, though there’s still some great stuff.
Oh be quiet, and get back into your packaging. Go on. Now, stay there and look enticing for the customers.
The correct translation should have been “All folding fans in this shop are made in Japan, so you can use them without worry.” In other words, it’s domestically made, not some Chinese import, so you can be assured of the quality.
How did it get mangled so that if you don’t use the fan peacefully you become the product itself, and becoming Japanese in the process? Bizarre.
BTW, the Korean translation is cut off, but that’s mangled as well, as far as I can see. “Fans in this shop are all becoming Japanese”, it says.
“I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so!”
Yep. These fans are really handy if you get the Vapors.
win
yes +1
AAAAARGH! *Dreadful Pun Hell fairy has an attack of the vapors*
Get the lady a fan!
And here I thought the whole world was becoming a product made in China.
You’re not welcome here!
But I use it in peace!
Yo’re being taken to Failblog cuz of being a dumba$s on http:// engrishfunny . com/2009/07/17/engrish-sleep-full/
Shaddup, Alice.
What did you just call me?
I’ve moved on, as I think most everyone else has. But the only FAILS on that thread were the @ssh0les who kept insisting I didn’t know what I was talking about. Take it anywhere you want. There’s not a thing I said that I’m embarassed by or that I don’t stand behind as accurate.
Sorry about that. My husband got on the computer while I was sleeping.
Learn to lock your screen.
How to do that?
If you’re running Windoze, then hold down the logo button (the little wiggly window picture) and hit L. The screen will lock, and can only be unlocked by re-entering your password. Otherwise, go to the “Help” menu, and type in “lock screen” for info on how to do this.
They must be getting out of the martial arts fighting fans business. (Do you have a permit to carry that fan?)
I cannot become a folding fan today. Sorry, too busy.
Well, since I am a real man, and therefore know when to bend and when to erect, I guess I’m well qualified to become a folding fan!
You will all be assimilated. You will all be the product.
We will be Borg fans? Seven of Nine, yes!
I’d assimilate with her any time! She wouldn’t even have to tell me resistance is futile!
Now there’s drone whose sartorial choices do nothing to hida bust.
I often wondered if she was actually wearing a costume or had just been bodypainted.
But I want to use it in war! Death to all non-folding fans!
** cues wonder woman theme **
runs behind the qwickie mart
looks both ways and takes off sunglasses
spins, twirls, flails arms about while farting stars
stars become blinding lasers
a cloud of gas dissipates and reveals……..
you become the product
bless your heart
Become the product, grasshopper…
But didn’t we all become the new man not too long ago? I had a hard time adjusting to that and now I have to become the product…
Okay, then, I fold.
win for cleverness!
LOL! You become made in Japan. ‘Congraturations’, you Japan pwned now.
this is worse than that time i got pwned by my own pant >_<
Its like sombody did machine translation and then said ‘no, no, that’s not right’ and then ‘fixed’ it.
Thereby making it worse (and funnier)
But I don’t want to become the product made in Japan!
In soviet japan, product uses YOU!
Don’t stay in that store too long folks. Mmmmm Soylent Green any one?
in soviet..no.. in japan, product becomes YOU!
Even the Chinese version is in gibberish…