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urchin usually eaten raw
urchin steamed with eggs
starfish usually cooked a soup with crude drugs
fish head and tail cooked a soup with bean curd
fresh shell cooked a soup with winter melon
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Seafood menu at a restaurant in Hainan, China
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Starfish usually cooked a soup with crude drugs….. wow that explains every Spongebob episode known to man!
Thanks for not saying first, oh and thats so true
How about the episodes known to woman?
Spongebob is cooked with random drugs. The episodes with crude drugs are available only on adult pay per view.
I always why wondered why Patrick acted so odd on the shows.
Portal!
I can imagine a starfish cooking (especially with crude drugs), but how would a fish head and tail or a shell do any cooking?
They didn’t do it alone. Barnes and Barnes helped them.
No, no! It tells you. Bean Curd cooked the soup with fish head and tail. Winter Melon helped the shell. And, well, a starfish can do just about anything with crude drugs. Lol.
oh no…
*sings*Fish heads fish heads roley poley fish heads fish heads fish heads eat them up yum!
I took a fish head out to see a movie, didn’t have to pay to get it in!
What happened to the middle of the fish? Did it decide that cooking was beneath it and go off for a nap?
Ai do not laike crude drugs – ai prefer mai drugs to be haighly cultured, with impeccable manners, good clear diction, and teeny tiny bow ties on every tablet.
You don’t just get high. You get high and mighty.
Win.
I used to focus mainly on getting mighty high.
I ride my high horse all the way to high dudgeon. (That takes a lot of drugs.)
How much more is a dudgeon than a smidgeon?
Oh, *much* higher.
So how many smidgeons make a dudgeon?
If a “dudgeon” is what you call a freshwater fish that’s no longer edible, it would definitely be high!
every body cooked a soup. some with crude drugs, some with bean curd or winter melon. every body but not the urchin. urchin steamed with eggs. urchin need anger management.
please suh, may Ai hav summore?
steam-powered orphans? i want one! is this the sequel to Wachenroder?
Egad! It all sounds tasty! How can I choose?
A starfish with crude drugs? Only if you’re a drug mule. Ohhhhhh. Wrong starfish.
I was about to ask if it came with or with out the balloons…
LOL! Needed latex gloves to search that comment!
only usually though.
Urchin eaten raw
Starfish soup cooked with crude drugs
Urchin steamed with eggs.
I take it that the correct translation is something about wild medicinal herbs.
Then I should understand it, being as I spent years going wild on medicinal herbs, among other things.
mmmm yum :p
Crude drugs. Hmmmrph. Does this mean raw pot leaves? Sure, give me some of that and I’ll resell it on the street corner, lol.
I suppose ‘herb’ could have been misinterpreted as ‘drug’. What does it actually say?
there is a wonderful benjamin moore paint color called wintermelon….just looking at it helps me to lerax…..
Would that be referring to meth or PCP? The crudest of them all…
Depends on what you mean by crude. In terms of causing addiction and killing people, nothing beats nicotine, the world’s biggest killer drug. Close behind is alcohol. Put all the deaths from all the other drugs together and they won’t equal either of the ones legal here in the US.
Hey i loved 27th fish head and tail cooked a soup with bean curd, its so yummy, i really lovin it..
I’ll have the #26, minus the starfish and soup.
Thanks!!