A real man is someone who is able to bend or erect according to circumstances
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Is this Community Health Initiative Announcement brought to us by the pro-Viagra lobby?
Is the woman in the picture riding an invisible motor scooter because she has no legs?
she must be jumping for joy because she met a real man
I assume that since she is a woman, she has no ability to control whether she is bent or erect according to circumstances. That requires a real man.
Will he erect if you press the “more” button?
Surely the Push Harder button?
Just push the button harder.
Actually, if he’s a real man, he probably pushes the “self” button. All by himself.
Last night a little dancer came dancin’ to my door
Last night a little angel Came pumpin cross my floor
She said “Come on baby I got a licence for love
And if it expires pray help from above”
In the midnight hour she cried- “more, more, more”
With a rebel yell she cried- “more, more, more”
In the midniight hour babe- “more, more, more”
With a rebel yell- “more, more, more”
More, more, more.
Wow *claps*
I was worried that all that real men do is not eat quiche. Now we know that they can bend and erect according to circumstances. So they can bow, pick up something off the floor – no, that one can’t be right! My beloved can’t pick things up off the floor and he’s a man.
I am (you’ll have to take my word for it, I suppose) a real man, and I not only pick up things lying on the floor (which, since I have a ten-year-old daughter, are approximately 55% hair things, 25% socks (rarely accompanied by a mate) underwear or various other clothing, 15% art materials of various sorts, and the rest mostly unidentifiable), but have this nasty habit of not dropping things on the floor in the first place. One can find occasional articles of clothing atop my dresser, usually ones I intend on wearing further later in the day, but I happen to believe the only things that really belong on the floor are furniture, feet, and carpets, although I have despaired of convincing my daughter that she does not also belong there, since it places her in so much closer proximity to her clothing, hair things, and art implements, any of which she might happen to need on a moment’s notice.
No insult intended John – just a riff on my own real man. All in fun. I can straighten the livingroom in the morning and by the time I get home from work it looks like the Paper Dragon has urped all over the house. But even if he can’t pick up things off the floor, he can bend according to circumstances – just haven’t figured those out yet.
No offense taken. I just like to have fun upsetting women’s expectations of men, since I so often do. It took my current wife several years to learn that she could leave me in the kitchen unsupervised without danger of anything other than a good meal or a clean kitchen.
Fifth
A fifth of what?
And I should caution you that in my experience, a fifth of anything harder than wine pretty much precludes any ability to erect under any circumstances…
Correct translation goes something like this:
A real man is flexible and acts according to the circumstances.
Yeah that’s not open to naughty interpretations at all
What site was this from?
From looking at the picture it seems a real man doesn’t have to look at the watch on his hand to know the time.
Hang on. Pics like this usually have the pointing panda when the text is really small.
I believe Panda was kidnapped some months back and hasn’t been seen since.
So…
“A real man is someone who is able to bend or erect according to circumstances”.
… why do I keep thinking of prisons?
Whatever floats your boat.
So according to this website, all of the men suffering from Erectile dysfunction aren’t real men. Poor saps.
Sure they are. They just have to anticipate when it is appropriate to take their pills.
What’s this website? It would be so helpful for Chinese….