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Heavily breasts bewitch the many men.

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  1. Lefty says:

    Besides the “heavily”, I think this is exactly what the meant. Not too engrishy. I expect more of an “English FAIL” type thing here, instead of smaller errors like this.

  2. NightWind says:

    Why would you post this on Engrishfunny? I think it states what it states as clearly as possible.

    • Janet says:

      Because people voted for it. That’s how all these sites work. People go to the voting page, and the pics with the most votes make it here. It’s that simple.

      Besides, it’s funny.

      • JohnB says:

        “Heavily breasts bewitch the many men.” If this sounds perfectly clear to you, then listen to this: GET TO A REMEDIAL ENGLISH CLASS. NOW!!!

        • PoodleGroomer says:

          Typesetting error: The breasts heavily bewitch many men.

          • JohnB says:

            Or possibly: The heavy breasts bewitch many men.
            Or: Heaving of the breasts bewitches many men.
            Or: Having breasts bewitches many men.
            Or: Which breasts be having many men?

    • Hebime says:

      Just because the poor enligh doesn;t keep you from understanding it, doesn;t mean this isn;t funny.
      It’s funny because it sound like a moron trying to use big word to sound important.
      But its not.
      Its an adult with a 9 year old’s command of English trying to express himself.

      This is actually amusing.
      Unlike Home Made Cake.

  3. Pennyforth says:

    Too budy lookin’ at Faye Valentine cleavage to make funny comment….

  4. flip says:

    Works for me.

    As Bob Hope used to croon:

    Thanks… for the mammaries…..

  5. Nangleator says:

    It looks wearisome to be so heavily breasted, at least to someone as imponderously donged as myself.

  6. Faye says:

    ..What am i doing on EngrishFunny?

  7. blah says:

    Thats pretty much how Faye gets what she wants. Well, that and guns. She’s big on firepower.

  8. Guess Again says:

    WOOOHOO! Cowboy Bebop FTW!!!

  9. PoodleGroomer says:

    She smokes, drinks, gambles, drives and flies like a maniac, and lies in the sun whenever possible. She looks good for someone that qualifies for Social Security amd Medicare

  10. Meowth says:

    I still like Faye, though a lot of people were put off of her forever because of Man Faye. I won’t let some Cross Dresser ruin my impression of the original, though I still like Cat Girls better.

  11. KinkyTom says:

    I prefer to use the word …voluptuous

  12. forge says:

    I swear to God Almighty in Heaven Above and All the Host of Angels, if they pick MEGAN FOX to play Fay Valentine in the Bebop movie, I’m going on a neck-stabbing spree that will not end until everyone in Hollywood is dead, dead, dead, dead, DEAD.

    • KinkyTom says:

      agreed

      although if she had a nude scene…..

      • Kristian says:

        Still no

      • forge says:

        Still no. We’ve all seen her all but completely naked anyway; the only things unseen are her nips and her vulva, and frankly those are the same as those of Britney Spears – got a fair idea what they look like and don’t care to see them anyway.

        I want every role Fox gets to be given to Mary Elizabeth Winstead [link]. That!! Is a lovely young lady and holy crap, she can act too.

  13. Kitty says:

    I don’t get why Faye Valentine is so popular, I watched Cowboy Bebop and I didn’t find her all that impressive.

    • dr handle says:

      I’m guessing that with your name, you’re female, and chances are you are less likely to be impressed by her huge… tracts of land.

    • PoodleGroomer says:

      She was as competent as anyone else in the crew at tracking, flying, fighting and using weapons. She was in the show to show the thin edge disadvantage that planning, professionalism, and personal virtue would have against one who is otherwise an equal.

  14. Kristian says:

    Well duh!

  15. PoodleGroomer says:

    She is the girl that is too good looking and has been hit on, lied to and betrayed too many times. She has to show a hard shell because that is easier than retracting trust.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Faye Valentine’s breasts ftmfw!

  17. suna ookami says:

    Amusing conversation.
    If Faye ever became a melodramatic, wannabe vampire. . . . Oh god, the world would be beyond over.
    I think most of the movie’s budget went to Robert Pattinson’s body glitter.

  18. Guess Again says:

    I just checked out the Bebop movie scheduled for release in 2011. Turns our that Keanu Reeves is going to be Spike…biggest disappointment for quite a while :(

  19. Blackflame says:

    If anybody cares, the girl on the second page is Faye from Cowboy Bebop.

  20. lu-P says:

    true–so true


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