Comments on: Happiness in a bottle

By: N. Osfer-Atoo

N. Osfer-Atoo — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 03:15:31 +0000

When more than two years of time has gone by – it’s the moment to reveal….

You don’t put cake in a bottle, you put time in a bottle – it’s all recorded in the song

By: GameQube

GameQube — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 14:09:57 +0000

Cake in a bottle? how do you get it out?

By: Nikkeh

Nikkeh — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:59:35 +0000

I’d eat it.

By: haut-parleurs

haut-parleurs — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 05:17:35 +0000

Is it possible that cake was made in the bottle.. I love cake and vanilla flavour is my all time hot favourite..

By: Somebody

Somebody — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:02:40 +0000

Scientology? Oh cahmaan! That was created by L. Ron Hubbard, a SCIENCE FICTION WRITER. SCIENCE. FICTION. Why do so much people take it serious? Look up their version of the evolution of mankind, it’s hilarious!

By: daisyj

daisyj — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 19:45:17 +0000

Someone left the cake out in the rain
And it got soaked to the point where it liquefied
So I put it in a bottle
And I’ll never have that recipe agaaain!
(Oh, noooo)

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 04:51:03 +0000

If you will not run and you will not laugh, what will you do?

By: Gypsy Jane

Gypsy Jane — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 23:27:03 +0000

best comment list I’ve read around here in a while more lols than the pic and good parodies besides.

By: wowaname

wowaname — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:49:11 +0000

I will not run.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:13:41 +0000

The yeast for Vegemite comes from Carlson’s brewery tanks after a batch is done.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:10:07 +0000

I think it is an acquired survival skill. Eating B vitamins can be used as a punishment, but was the true cure for dietary anemia.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:01:41 +0000

I think you’re lying down.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:01:05 +0000

Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:55:33 +0000

It is just fantasy lights and noise of no substance, purpose or value.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:36:05 +0000

Weird Alice Yankovic?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:26:44 +0000

Everything you wrong is known!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 03:22:08 +0000

AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Dreadful Pun Hell fairy now suddenly feels the need to go and take a bath.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 03:21:14 +0000

You can take a guess at how far along the ferment is by the smell. For example, Monday: smells like malt combings – let it go a bit longer, fellas. Tuesday or Wednesday: smells like brewer’s yeast. Nearly there. Thursday – Friday: Vegemite odour achieved. Time to bottle it.

By: Alice

Alice — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:11:42 +0000

Everything you know is wrong!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:07:50 +0000

I think you’re lying.

By: Starsky

Starsky — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:21:11 +0000

Exactly! Only this can go anywhere!

LOL! That one and the commercial for “Quarry… It’s the only cereal that’s pure 100% rocks!” were two of my favorites.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:03:20 +0000

Why settle for standards when you can have exceptionals?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:01:50 +0000

Being as I’m in Kentucky and was formerly an avid consumer of the domestically distilled beverage, I can testify that if you grew up near a distillery you’d NEVER be tempted to try bourbon.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:59:09 +0000

I see you already have both!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:57:39 +0000

You, too?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:55:15 +0000

Why?!?! Who told you I was homely??

By: I_Am_Iron_Man

I_Am_Iron_Man — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:35:17 +0000

Lobotomy is a lie.

By: I_Am_Iron_Man

I_Am_Iron_Man — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:33:10 +0000

Everything Obama said during his election campaign is a lie.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:47:25 +0000

You would be the right person to know about homilies!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:07:47 +0000

One cake with nuts, one with cherry, then lots of cream….. There’s a certain kind of logic there.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:00:59 +0000

Oh, p!ss off!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 08:59:26 +0000

What does a Vegemite factory smell like? I can’t imagine it’s good. Breweries are bad enough at some stages of the brewing!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 08:53:31 +0000

Description too fancy.. Scientology is just BALLS!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:56:04 +0000

Sheezh not *hic* your martisht, she’s my mart-isht.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:51:15 +0000

Everything I say is a lie.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:22:33 +0000

I never, ever say “Derf de dee.” As for the monkey people, I think they’re buried with Mowgli. Standards? – we don’t need no stinkin’ standards.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:18:32 +0000

I like your method of baking cakes much better than mine. No special equipment, no kitchen mess… well, unless you WANT those things. (Wanders off thoughtfully but not alertly. Trips over cat.)

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:14:18 +0000

That was truly funny, Droll!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:24:49 +0000

No; look, clearly it’s time we had a grown-up talk about Where Cakes Come From. You see, it takes a Mummy Cake, and a Daddy Cake – when the Mummy Cake and the Daddy Cake are married and very much in love, sometimes they turn all the lights off and have Special Cuddles…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:22:21 +0000

Generally we find that with Vegemite, like Bundaberg rum, you have to be brought up with it to be able to appreciate (read: stomach) the taste.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:20:56 +0000

She’s a mime artist.

By: Kitty

Kitty — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:10:57 +0000

Nuh uh! My brother’s the lie.

By: jay

jay — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 22:45:55 +0000

we all thought cakes just appeared in the store all vanilla flavored

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:05:50 +0000

BUT THEN YOU PROBABLY HAVE THOSE ALREADY, SO WHAT’S A FEW MORE?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:01:57 +0000

With icing an optional extra?

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:58:45 +0000

Scientology is the Amazing Luminous in the glass balls.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:55:46 +0000

AND THE GHOST OF BILL ME LATER, CREDIT COLLECTORS THAT WILL HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

By: Alice

Alice — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:34:53 +0000

Monkey people?

By: Moose

Moose — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:29:35 +0000

No idea where the got “Homemade cake” from. The Japanese reads “Vanilla oil.”

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:07:14 +0000

If I could save cake in a bottle
The first thing that I’d like to do
Is to down that mutter fugger as quick as I could, And then, there’d be none left for you…