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You can’t put cake in a bottle! The cake is a LIE!
not if it’s homemade
What if the home is a lie?
You would be the right person to know about homilies!
Why?!?! Who told you I was homely??
Dang, I was hoping to be the first person to make a Portal reference. Oh, well.
meh 2
Im buying that game 2morrow!
maybe…
As was I
No, the cake is a liquid.
Newest sports energy drink! “Cake! Helps an athlete replace all the batter they lose in a hard workout.”
crap… it won’t let you embed a hulu video. Oh well… look up “little chocolate donuts and you’ll see what I was trying to post. Or don’t.
Exactly! Only this can go anywhere!
LOL! That one and the commercial for “Quarry… It’s the only cereal that’s pure 100% rocks!” were two of my favorites.
want
:s Where’s the engrish? ‘Home made cake’ is clearly a brand … Vanilla is clearly the essence.
These disappoint me.
dear Hasabrain but Disappointed,
you may be correct. but we can still make fun of it. and isn’t that all that really matters?
Yeah. If it didn’t have the Japanese writing on it, nobody would think twice about something like this.
I would add that literally it says
ba-ni-ra o-i-ru
er
vanilla oil
I find B’s in place of V’s to be rather funny at times ^^;
And if people like you didn’t have sticks up their ass, we’d all be a lot happier.
Jeezuz suffering feck, where do they come from?
Look, for reasons that it’s difficult to articulate clearly (well, I can’t, someone else may be able to write a short treatise on the phenomenon), anything mentioning cake has just become funny here. Alternatively, the idea of a home-made cake in a bottle is off-beat and bemusing. Some of us just get a giggle from it, all right? Enough people must’ve voted for it if it got a guernsey and made it to the front page. If you are not one of those people, well, just move on to the next one – or go somewhere else and start your own Engrish site where you will have total creative control and can dictate what appears there.
I’m just going to continue to gather me lolz where I may.
DANGER!! DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!! HUMOR MAY BE LURKING ABOUT!!! IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO LAUGH, OR LACK THE ABILITY TO LAUGH, RUN!!! RUN FAST!!! FASTER!!!!!!!!
I will not run.
If you will not run and you will not laugh, what will you do?
Obviously it’s vanilla essence for a home made cake… what would you rather put on it, ‘An essence for you to put a vanilla scenting and/or flavoring to your cooking of choice’? Needs a bigger bottle.
The bigger bottle is a lie.
The bigger bottle is just a bigger lie.
Then the huge bottle is…a giant pile of LIES!!! (like Scientology)
Don’t pass me no bottle of Scientology! Crazy as I am, and crazier that I was, I’d have never taken a swig of that stuff! (Not that I was ever rich enough to interest them anyway…) Let ‘em drink cake.
Scientology is the Amazing Luminous in the glass balls.
Description too fancy.. Scientology is just BALLS!
It is just fantasy lights and noise of no substance, purpose or value.
Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Scientology? Oh cahmaan! That was created by L. Ron Hubbard, a SCIENCE FICTION WRITER. SCIENCE. FICTION. Why do so much people take it serious? Look up their version of the evolution of mankind, it’s hilarious!
It may have been said several times before already, but I am still amazed that someone has actually found a cake that really is a lie.
Then that means…the cake is a lie is a lie?
Everything I say is false.
I think you’re lying.
I think you’re lying down.
Everything you know is wrong!
Everything you wrong is known!
Weird Alice Yankovic?
No oven? No problem.
Get Home Made Cake–It comes in a bottle!
Available at finer stores near you.
I just imagined Billy Mays saying that.
Couldn’t be. The REAL BILLY MAYS WAS INCAPABLE OF SPEAKING IN ANYTHING BUT CAPS! NOW, YOU TOO, CAN HAVE THE GENUINE SPIRIT OF BILLY MAYS POSSESSING YOUR BODY, THANKS TO NEW RENT-A-GHOST!! YES, FOLKS, WHY HAVE ORDINARY GHOSTS HAUNTING YOU WHEN YOU CAN PERSONALLY SELECT A GHOST TO BECOME PART OF YOUR LIFE!!! FOR ONLY THREE PAYMENTS OF $19.99…
AND IF YOU ORDER IN THE NEXT TWENTY MINUTES, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WE CAN’T DO THIS ALL DAY… Oh, wait. That’s that Vinny guy, who unfortunately is not dead yet. Can I pre-order his ghost? And enough pre-orders come in, will it speed his demise?
AND THE GHOST OF BILL ME LATER, CREDIT COLLECTORS THAT WILL HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
BUT THEN YOU PROBABLY HAVE THOSE ALREADY, SO WHAT’S A FEW MORE?
You can have your cake and drink it too!
That’s what I always told my wife!
again, this one’s lame. it’s vanilla extract for homemade cake. *yawn*
Instructions for humor impaired: Please see boxed warning above.
So much more delicious than that lousy shop-bought cake.
Cake in a bottle?
Whats next Square watermelons?
oh wait <_<
If I could save cake in a bottle
The first thing that I’d like to do
Is to down that mutter fugger as quick as I could, And then, there’d be none left for you…
THE HOME MADE CAKE IN A BOTTLE IS A LIE!!!
YOU are a lie!
Nuh uh! My brother’s the lie.
Everything I say is a lie.
Everything Obama said during his election campaign is a lie.
You, too?
It’s Engrish. The bottle says “Vanella”.
oops, no it doesn’t. My bad.
The label is a bit blurry. Have we drunk too much cake?
I shink it shez Millie Vanillie. Whatever she izh. *hic*
She’s a mime artist.
Sheezh not *hic* your martisht, she’s my mart-isht.
At last! Cake we don’t have to chew! All the calories, 1/3 the fun.
Yeah, gonna echo the guys calling “lame.” Nothing Engrish about this one at all. How’d it make it on here?
Im gonna echo the guys “calling the cake a lie” as to why it’s on here.
Oh, go echo a gecko!
I used to think I could find happiness in a bottle, but there definitely was no cake in it! But watch out. Those bottles will turn on you, and the result is nothing like spin-the-bottle. More like Russian roulette…
Russian Roulette Cake: full of cherries, but only 5 out of 6 have been pitted.
The dentist’s favorite!
That was truly funny, Droll!
I’d druther have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Why choose when you can have both??
Lobotomy is a lie.
I see you already have both!
If you put the vanilla and some baking chocolate in a crock pot slow cooker and plug it in for an hour or two the house smells like home made cake, but the cake is a lie.
*memories of when I worked near a biscuit (cookie) factory…… *
I work up the road from the Vegemite factory – the Vegemite is not a lie.
Having never had the pleasure of smelling said product (not that a dark brown food paste made from yeast extract doesn’t sound absolutely delish), I’ll take your word for it.
Generally we find that with Vegemite, like Bundaberg rum, you have to be brought up with it to be able to appreciate (read: stomach) the taste.
I think it is an acquired survival skill. Eating B vitamins can be used as a punishment, but was the true cure for dietary anemia.
What does a Vegemite factory smell like? I can’t imagine it’s good. Breweries are bad enough at some stages of the brewing!
Being as I’m in Kentucky and was formerly an avid consumer of the domestically distilled beverage, I can testify that if you grew up near a distillery you’d NEVER be tempted to try bourbon.
You can take a guess at how far along the ferment is by the smell. For example, Monday: smells like malt combings – let it go a bit longer, fellas. Tuesday or Wednesday: smells like brewer’s yeast. Nearly there. Thursday – Friday: Vegemite odour achieved. Time to bottle it.
The yeast for Vegemite comes from Carlson’s brewery tanks after a batch is done.
I can only say, considering how awesome canned bread is, this has to be like a million times better.
♫ Bottle of cake, fruit of the bake;
When ya gonna let me get thinner.
Leave me alone, let me go home.
Let me go home and eat dinner. ♫
musical ref win! and thanks for the new tune going round in my head!
I want a girl with a short skirt
and a looooooooooooong……………………………..
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……………………………………………………….jacket.
They must have forgot the BU before cake.
Oh, p!ss off!
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Dreadful Pun Hell fairy now suddenly feels the need to go and take a bath.
Another case of “Derf de dee, lookit what the funny monkey people made!”
No Engrish.
No English Fail.
have SOME standards people.
Oh, wait, this is the intrawebz.
Lowest Common Denominator WIN!
To quote a noted authority, “Just because the poor enligh doesn;t keep you from understanding it, doesn;t mean this isn;t funny.
It’s funny because it sound like a moron trying to use big word to sound important.
But its not.
Its an adult with a 9 year old’s command of English trying to express himself.”
Yes, I DO have some standards, thank you! When you can meet them, if ever, please feel free to critique.
Your standards are a lie.
Your lies are standard.
Is cake your standard lie?
With icing an optional extra?
Monkey people?
we all thought cakes just appeared in the store all vanilla flavored
No; look, clearly it’s time we had a grown-up talk about Where Cakes Come From. You see, it takes a Mummy Cake, and a Daddy Cake – when the Mummy Cake and the Daddy Cake are married and very much in love, sometimes they turn all the lights off and have Special Cuddles…
I like your method of baking cakes much better than mine. No special equipment, no kitchen mess… well, unless you WANT those things. (Wanders off thoughtfully but not alertly. Trips over cat.)
One cake with nuts, one with cherry, then lots of cream….. There’s a certain kind of logic there.
I never, ever say “Derf de dee.” As for the monkey people, I think they’re buried with Mowgli. Standards? – we don’t need no stinkin’ standards.
Why settle for standards when you can have exceptionals?
No idea where the got “Homemade cake” from. The Japanese reads “Vanilla oil.”
best comment list I’ve read around here in a while
more lols than the pic and good parodies besides.
Someone left the cake out in the rain
And it got soaked to the point where it liquefied
So I put it in a bottle
And I’ll never have that recipe agaaain!
(Oh, noooo)
Is it possible that cake was made in the bottle.. I love cake and vanilla flavour is my all time hot favourite..
I’d eat it.
Cake in a bottle? how do you get it out?
When more than two years of time has gone by – it’s the moment to reveal….
You don’t put cake in a bottle, you put time in a bottle – it’s all recorded in the song