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Push harder
Submitted by: lisa espinosa via Engrish Funny Submissions
Presently, Engrish pictures posted on Saturday, July 25th, 2009 at 4:00 am.
P-Push it reeeaaal gooood!
Don’t stop ’till you get enough.
“But the kid is not my son!”
i like short shorts?
The original text seems to be “Please push strongly and slowly”.
Please push strongly and slowly–wasn’t that a Tina Turner song?
This sign talks dirtier than I do!
me too!!! /blush
Wow–I actually recognize this. It’s on a pay phone in Narita Airport. I’ve considered submitting it myself.
Really? That’s so cool/weird!
I’m just glad it’s not in a public toilet.
Beavis, not Engrish
Is that you, Cornholio?
Does he need TP for his bunghole?
No doubt this is the name of one of the tug boats assigned to assist the Titan Uranus.
I’m sorry I’m sorry nobody kill me i know it’s unoriginal but i hafta say it… THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!
The quip does not have the desired ‘humor factor’ if you preface it with ‘nobody kill me!’
… but it really HAD to be said.
Make it better, Do it faster, Makes us stronger?
Gigity
“That’s what she said.”
Dang, I hate it when the bus stalls…
When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Yeah, but will she help us bump-start the bus?
She sure didn’t work any miracles in keeping the Beatles together. So my guess is she’ll let it be broken.
They’re sending a tow truck and a new working bus. The old one is dangerous and past due for restoration or salvage. Let it be.
The journey continues, with or without a bus. Let it be.
The lost line from the Olympic slogan?
Harder, better, faster, stronger…
Sounds like someone needs the Prunes of Longing.
TWSS!
I saw that sign at Narita Airport and took a pic too
How hard do I need to push?
haha that funny!!
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Remain clam. I am a licensed Asian-American who has spend 14-years lived all over Asia. Please. Just enjoy.
P-Push it reeeaaal gooood!
Don’t stop ’till you get enough.
“But the kid is not my son!”
i like short shorts?
The original text seems to be “Please push strongly and slowly”.
Please push strongly and slowly–wasn’t that a Tina Turner song?
This sign talks dirtier than I do!
me too!!! /blush
Wow–I actually recognize this. It’s on a pay phone in Narita Airport. I’ve considered submitting it myself.
Really? That’s so cool/weird!
I’m just glad it’s not in a public toilet.
Beavis, not Engrish
Is that you, Cornholio?
Does he need TP for his bunghole?
No doubt this is the name of one of the tug boats assigned to assist the Titan Uranus.
I’m sorry I’m sorry nobody kill me i know it’s unoriginal but i hafta say it… THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!
The quip does not have the desired ‘humor factor’ if you preface it with ‘nobody kill me!’
… but it really HAD to be said.
Make it better,
Do it faster,
Makes us stronger?
Gigity
“That’s what she said.”
Dang, I hate it when the bus stalls…
When I find myself in times of trouble,
mother Mary comes to me,
speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Yeah, but will she help us bump-start the bus?
She sure didn’t work any miracles in keeping the Beatles together. So my guess is she’ll let it be broken.
They’re sending a tow truck and a new working bus. The old one is dangerous and past due for restoration or salvage. Let it be.
The journey continues, with or without a bus. Let it be.
The lost line from the Olympic slogan?
Harder, better, faster, stronger…
Sounds like someone needs the Prunes of Longing.
TWSS!
I saw that sign at Narita Airport and took a pic too
How hard do I need to push?
haha that funny!!