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Anyone want to self me?
Your mom wants to self you.
Please don’t self himself until she feels it’s best for her best.
Thank’ !!!
Not sure that says self.
Look at the L in please & himself, aint the same at all. Maybe is a P (sepf?) or an E (seef?)
also luvn the comma in the “thank’s”. Mebbe the room belongs to sum1 named Thank?
commas are SUBscript; the SUPERscript are APOSTROPHES.
Bless your heart.
And those are eighth notes; not an “s”!
+300 points!
Do I get points?
You’re a triangle. 3 points is the right number.
What about me?
Sorry, jellyfish have no angles. No angles = no points.
You’re assuming the Jellyfish of Doom resembles ordinary jellyfish. I would advise caution in telling the Jellyfish of Doom what he does or doesn’t have.
You’ve got to admit that IS a reasonable assumption. It’s not like the moniker in question is “Eagletalonofdoom” or “Extremelyfullofpointsofdoom”…
So then it is a reasonable assumption that the Angel of Death resembles an angel fish?
“Angel of Death” has no “fish” in the name. But one might assume it resembles an angel.
One also might assume that a hot dog resembles a dog, but I’m not gonna eat anything on a bun that’s hairy and has legs. Let me rephrase that…
OK, but NO MUSTARD!
A grammar war was started by me… W00T!
Anyone that has been stung by a jellyfish knows that they have millions of points.
Ok. That bit o’ logic got me. Although never tagged by a jelly, I retract my previous lack of points.
Here, you can have some extra internets.
Are they tall?
You missed the two playing the “K”. Come on, JohnB. Up on your toes again.
*constructive criticism recognized…notes diffrence tween comma (,) and apostophe (‘)*
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But that’s not an l in “self”… there’s l’s in two other words on the sign that don’t look like that. It’s some other character.
Yeah…..the S in please, self, and himself are different from the S at the bottom in thank’s too.
Self is good, but self by proxy is better.
I don’t think that’s an s after Thank. It looks like a musical symbol.
No matter what it says, it’s still engrish. It doesn’t make much sense whether it’s “please don’t self himself” or “please don’t sepf himselp”.
So slep bickering.
Comment WIN!!
I’m assuming it’s trying to say ‘dont serve yourself’ ..in other words : wait to be served.
Don’t forget the the triple humped m in himself. kinda cute…
He triple humped himself? Is that on YouTube?
The eighth notes after Thank are not an s, and I think that letter is a half note. It says Please Don’t se hirmsel. Thank’. There are three half notes and two eighth notes in that message. It is a musical clue!
♫ Thank you very much for not selfing himself.
Thank you very much, thank you very very very much♫
♫Thank you very /\/\/\uch so /\/\/\r. roboto
for not selfing hi/\/\/\self to where he needs to be♫
Nice touch with the triple-humped Ms!
But it isn’t a triple humped m, it is an rm. You can’t see the separation?
If you can’t see the separation, good luck with the first hump, let alone three!
Triple-humped Ms. Who???
Chocolates ad reference WIN!
Does anybody have any idea what Chuck means by this?
It is a notice in the first person written in the third person. Wait for the cooking staff to serve you. It was posted after the “No tongue on the tongs” incident.
and as if Chuck never got caught selfing himself…
AND the wandering apostrophe. Twofer!!
I don’t think it says “self” at all — I read it as “sell”.
That Engrish translation actually makes a lot more sense. It’s a note-to-Chuck memo reminding himself not to turn tricks.
i agree. ‘no slave trading on premises’.
You coulda told me yourself
That you’d selfed someone else
Instead I heard it through the grapevine
Not much longer was myself mine
A truly great song! And one of the sexiest break up songs ever. Hmm…hmm…(tune going round in my head).
What the f**k chuck
The “Thank’s” is the perfect ending.
It sounds like a variation on “please help yourself [to something being offered].” Please don’t take anything?
“Self” can be short for self-pollinate, if one is talking about plant hybridization. “Don’t let him masturbate” seems a possible meaning.
Wait they say i should try to be myself but i cant self myself?
Who made Chuck the boss !!!D:<
Well I guess “self” should be “serve”, ergo “please don’t serve yourself”.
Jimmy? What are you doing in the bathroom so long?
Nothing!
Are you selfing yourself?
Mommmmmm!
Don’t self himself – if you self himself, he’ll never learn to self himself himself.
If you give a self himself, he’ll self himself for a day. If you teach him to self himself, he’ll sit in a boat and drink beer all day. And at the end of the day, he won’t know himself any more, and the next day he won’t remember how to self himself. So I guess the moral is that you need to let a man learn to self himself by himself.
Lest he become selfish.
And an ED drug when he’s selfless.
You can’t just get those off the shelf. It’s not like they’re shellfish.
You can get them for your self if you give big moneys to the intertubes.
I have a feeling my irony-o-meter has sadly let me down.
actually, the symbol at the end of “Thank’” also kind of looks like a cursive “r”. Doubt that was the intention, but you never know with engrish.
Thank’r
As in, thank’r done?
i think that if Chuck says no selfing himself-then we’d probably be wise to take his advice….at least if its the certain Chuck I’m thinking of.
and by the way it may very well be an “s” on the end of thank’s, just a really sideways, disconnected, cursive one. it would make a whole lot more sense than “thank’♫” or “thank’r”
maybe theiy’re trying to say: ‘please don’t masterbate.’ ?
I was gonna say–I think this sign is supposed to read “no jacking off in the store”.
I may help herself? or no? Muchly thank’s.
Did somebody notice the new kind of ‘m’ the person invented?
It’s obviously Chuck Norris reminding himself not to Chuck Norris himself. :p