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Open D*ck
Submitted by: Eric via Engrish Funny Submissions
Presently, Engrish pictures posted on Thursday, July 23rd, 2009 at 8:00 am.
Just the thing for John Bobbit!
And they are Union Made, too. Open Union?
Just confirmed – they are indeed.
singing: Look for the Union label/ although they’re mentally unstable
I need this like I need a hole in the head!
I think they replaced the zipper with scissor…
Close p*ssy!
You just reminded me! I had a pair of trousers branded “CLOSED MEN”.
Is that like a close vowel?
Do you men Verb? Like an action?
OI, I meant meAn and not men, though there are plenty around.
More like a closestool.
That sounds like it hurts sø båd (that’s even worse than so bad)! In fact, it sounds like a trip to the ER.
Its more like a H not a K. Perhaps the reason its blurry so its easier to photoshop it or the H is curved and angled to look like a K.
Yeah, I thought it was supposed to say “Open Dich” which I guess is Germlish for open you.
No, it’s not German, which would be Öffne dich btw. There’s still Dutch and Danish left.
They are magical pants.
Airlines promotion: Fly Free NOW!!
Fly “united!”
You misspelled “untied.”
United with what? With the wearer’s … well… uh, you know.
Dich?
Yeah, that. Only it doesn’t exactly end in an H.
Is that like holding “open house”? Anyone who arrives during the designated afternoon can just drop in and… yes, well…
Drop in & drop ‘em?
Oh I thought it said open dich, which would mean open you but between two languages…….. Actually i still think it says open dich
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Remain clam. I am a licensed Asian-American who has spend 14-years lived all over Asia. Please. Just enjoy.
Just the thing for John Bobbit!
And they are Union Made, too. Open Union?
Just confirmed – they are indeed.
singing: Look for the Union label/ although they’re mentally unstable
I need this like I need a hole in the head!
I think they replaced the zipper with scissor…
Close p*ssy!
You just reminded me! I had a pair of trousers branded “CLOSED MEN”.
Is that like a close vowel?
Do you men Verb? Like an action?
OI, I meant meAn and not men, though there are plenty around.
More like a closestool.
That sounds like it hurts sø båd (that’s even worse than so bad)! In fact, it sounds like a trip to the ER.
Its more like a H not a K. Perhaps the reason its blurry so its easier to photoshop it or the H is curved and angled to look like a K.
Yeah, I thought it was supposed to say “Open Dich” which I guess is Germlish for open you.
No, it’s not German, which would be Öffne dich btw. There’s still Dutch and Danish left.
They are magical pants.
Airlines promotion: Fly Free NOW!!
Fly “united!”
You misspelled “untied.”
United with what? With the wearer’s … well… uh, you know.
Dich?
Yeah, that. Only it doesn’t exactly end in an H.
Is that like holding “open house”? Anyone who arrives during the designated afternoon can just drop in and… yes, well…
Drop in & drop ‘em?
Oh I thought it said open dich, which would mean open you but between two languages…….. Actually i still think it says open dich