Legendary Luminous Balls
Exhibit On Third Floor
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as opposed to those average everyday luminous balls….
But those aren’t legendary…
Definitely not. In my student days, we used to do this when we were bored, find some starving arts undergrad and feed him packet noodles laced with plutonium, then we’d turn the lights off and look at the everyday luminous balls. It was just that one who happened to be wearing lead-lined pants one day, to “stop the aliens from impregnating me via remote control”, and we all wondered what had gone wrong. How we did laugh…
“Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they’re held for pleasure
They’re the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It’s my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night”
-AC/DC
music reference WIN!
Does this mean if you have Legendary Luminous Balls you go to the third floor to exhibit them, or there is an exhibit for my viewing pleasure on the third floor? Either way, it’s a win!
ABSOLUTELY AC/DC!
FINALLY an exhibit for the whole family!
“Ooh, can I hold these ones in the box that you’re carrying and take a closer look?”
“Go right ahead… *snicker*”
Should be right next to the bottom floor.
Usually. Maybe the sun shines out of the owner’s a$$, and the balls couldn’t stand the competition.
If you find all seven of them, do you get a wish granted?
Something like that. The last five must be really hard to find.
Hold them and you can feel the high tension voltage.
Wear gloves! There may be a discharge….
Latex gloves also protect against more than just an electric discharge…
Oops! I meant to say “rubber” gloves, but you got my drift anyway.
I got more than a drift. I think I got the whole blizzard!
Thats what happen a rubber glove rubs.
Where’s the engrish? I’m pretty sure it means what it says … in fact this is only just passible as grade school humour even if it was in an english speaking country.
Embrace the Puerile Ten-Year-Old Within!
there seems to be a legendary luminous cup to the right too
(reply is in the wrong place)
Maybe if you’re lucky, you’ll witness a game of legendary luminous ball-in-a-cup?
All they would need is some legendary luminous thread to attach the ball to the cup..
by right do you mean left?
maybe not Engrish. maybe. but cultural smashup fer shure.
cultural as in? A ball is a ball … are you referring to a testicle? In which case you’d be pushing informal english at best. ‘Cultural’ is definitely pushing it :p It’s obvious that I understand the potential humour, my main point is that it’s in no way whatsoever engrish … by any stretch of the 12yo imagination.
A native English speaker would never put up a huge sign saying, “Legendary Luminous Balls” precisely because most people have a puerile 12-year-old inside who would snicker and not take the sign seriously. Condolences on the death of your inner child. Now go grieve quietly and let the rest of us have our fun.
Are these anything like chocolate salty balls?
I’m sure that chocolate salty balls will taste a lot better than luminous balls (legendary or not). That glow in the dark pigment is NOT recommended for ingestion.
It looks like high voltage plasma.
Must be Tesla’s balls!
The high voltage goes to wherever you touch them.
After enough beer, you get a Corona discharge.
And now I’m hearing that song again, dr handle. …
maybe malted milk balls. yum.
At least the balls aren’t Sparkling…..
That would be ‘Disco Balls,’ down the corridor second door on left–sign says 1970′s.
Yes, you are missed, John B…come outside and play again!
Oh, I’ve not been lurking, just traveling. I have high-speed wireless internet here at the hotel, but unfortunately I’ve had to be outside of the hotel most of the day. (Visiting family, to be exact.) Don’t worry, those dolts who had problems with my making a deadly serious point about an issue I feel strongly about had no effect on me. I have stood up to five-hour cross examinations on the witness stand, so no internet flamer is going to scare me away! I’m a lot stronger than that. But it’s good to know I was missed.
Just at the right side we can see about one third of a luminous ball and it’s blue. Very sad!
Been there, done that, didn’t like the jock strap!
schweaty balls!
Teri: Mmm.. Balls.. Tell us about your Balls, Pete.
Pete Schweddy: Well, over at Season’s Eatings, we have Balls for every taste. Popcorn Balls, Cheese Balls, Rum Balls.. you name it.
Margeret: Wow! My mouth’s watering just thinking about those Balls!
Teri: It’s been years since I’ve seen any Balls.
Pete Schweddy: Would you like to see my Balls now?
Margeret: Yeah. Whip them out.
[ Pete places a tray of Balls on the control board ]
Teri: Mmm.. wow.. you have some beautiful Balls..
Margeret: They’re bigger than I expected.
Pete Schweddy: A lot of people tell me that.
Margeret: Look at that, Teri – the way they glisten.
Pete Schweddy: That’s because make sure that each one of my Balls gets plenty of oil.
Margeret: I can’t help but, notice, Pete – your Balls are a little misshapen.
Pete Schweddy: That’s because I rested them on a hot stove too long.
Teri: Can I touch your Balls?
Pete Schweddy: Go ahead. But be careful, they’re very delicate.
Margeret: Wow. I can’t wait to get my mouth around his Balls.
Teri: [ sniffing ] Ooh.. I like the way your Balls smell..
Pete Schweddy: Do whatever you want to, ladies. My Balls are here for your pleasure.
Margeret: [ chewing ] Wow, Pete.. I have to say – your Balls are so tender..
Pete Schweddy: Well, there’s no beating my Balls. They’re made from a secret Schweddy Family recipe. No one can resist my Schweddy Balls.
Margeret: Wow.. Schweddy Balls. Nothing like a Schweddy Ball.
Teri: Good Balls.
For Christmas, I want a Schweddy ball sack!
I thought of this skit immediately when I saw the picture at the top. That was a classic!
Let’s organize a search party!
*dons Magical pants*
I’ve booked some spots on the Titan Uranus…we can go look in the Home C0cking Restaurant and see if he’s there. He seemed to like the fish dog meat silk.
I better grab a couple of these Luminous Balls, I can’t find my flashlight. They will work!
Okay, glow-in-the-dark objects are a Chinese invention, and covering spheres with luminous pigment has been done in China for centuries. But the phrasing is infelicitous… or from our point of view a happy accident.
We like when they accidenty it!
What happened to JohnB? I missed it…
I just explained that above!
Speaking of “buck up”, buckinarut has been missing for much longer. So has MuchGloryHopeful.
JohnB said he was pretty busy. Hopefully he’ll be back soon.
Yes, I have been missing both Brother Buck (I have no idea why I feel compelled to call him “Brother”) and MGH, who has been missing for quite a while. I had the impression that people got on Buck’s nerves fairly easily, whcih I am afraid might have driven him away. But MGH came across as a person less easily rattled, so I imagine he has just had some business or traveling that has kept him away. I’m the Chief has also been MIA lately, but I know he tends to come and go.
I wish The Chief would come back and write more scripts for “1001 Tails From The Chick-Point”, I want to know if Achmed and Fatimeh got back together.
looks like someone got a bad case of luminous blue balls last night.
Sounds like a a well-organised bachelor party!
Great Balls Of Fire
….by Jerry Lee Luminous.
You got that at Wangfujie in Beijing! I was going to post that…XP