
No objcction
I beard chiece’s
a big patty
tonsgot Sourds
The too doesn’s
Its Let’s go out
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No objcction
I beard chiece’s
a big patty
tonsgot Sourds
The too doesn’s
Its Let’s go out
Submitted by: dannyboy via Engrish Funny Submissions
Too…random….can’t form….cohesive…comment….*faint*
Makes..people..talk like…William…Shatner!
makes…people…talk…like…they…are…pretending…to…be…william…shatner!
From that dreadful movie he acted in where the only language spoken was Esperanto, “Incubus.”
Tonsgot?
Who’s Ton and what’s he got?
A big patty, apparently.
hmm… what are Sourds… a mix between swords and sourdough bread? and ton has them… i sense evil….
That’s wear baguettes come in!!! *fences with breadstick*
Things that go through a dog’s mind?
Patty (burger)
Sourds (sounds)
Let’s go out!!
They got my site all wrong. It’s LetzGoOut.com! With a Z. And without a ton of incoherent jibberish.
I objcct to this.
Is this some kind of demented party invite?
This must be what all those shirts with the Asian writing say on them. They’ve just translated it back for us.
“Incoherent rambling, let’s go out”
sounds like a nervous guy asking his first girl out on a date.
Ooh! You’ve cracked it, I think! I can easily imagine Jeff from Coupling saying that stuff.
XD Awesome.
See what happens when you let the loldogs out?
‘I heard (something) is a big party tonight. Got swords. Let’s go out.’
it’s a raid invite.
Oh yeah!
The Ton tribe has swords.
The Too tribe doesn’t, but they have a cheese patty.
Let’s go!
That’s what you get when you let the dog type…
ahahahaha!! I second that…!
Always let the cat type, their paws are smaller.
What about horsies?
It behooves you to get a bigger keyboard.
That won’t help much if your hooves are all thumbs.
Not listening, not listening…
You don’t have to listen to written speech!
But don’t stick your fingers in your eyes.
Use CARROTS!
Bees don’t have hooves.
OK, it beehives you, etc…..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Which would sound rather like one of the beehived B-52s female singers keening!
OBJCCTION!
i sencond that objcction
Let’s NOT go out…
I’d rather sit here with my iPod, grooving to the tonsgot Sourds of my favorite band!
The rind is meeling. Let’s go out.
What’s an I beard? Is it available in an Igoatee as well?
…Please be careful not to slip on a big patty on the way out.
Maybe it’s supposed to be an iBeard (to go with your iBrowse?)
Win, win, win!!
*Dreadful Pun Hell fairy faints*
That settles it. Welcome to the Dreadful Pun Hall of Fame, WorrierPrincess!
That was 2/3 of a pun: P.U.
Don’t you mean the Dreadful Pun Hell of Fame?
epic win.
I’d like an iBeard on my iCon.
Do they mean Cheech from Cheech & Chong?
Because in that case if he’s throwing a party then count me in
Sh!t i must be high already if I’m getting my news from a blue dalmatian O_o
SQUIRREL! You have no adhesive arm hairs to duck my scissors. We shall not go out. Blue.
I think I heard that line in a Bruce Lee movie once. Then he cross-kicked a Cadillac and made two Volkswagons.
I feel sorry for Chiece. I hate getting bearded – it tickles but in a painful way.
I know, right?
I’m really having trouble working this out; it’s too doesn’s for me.
ouch, my brain….
Did you brain your damage again?
Oh no, bad that’s!
This is actually the worst ever! Woowowowowowow- I have no idea even what he/she meant.
Two a big patty, tonsgot sourds, Let’s, chiece, pickles, onion, on a sesame seed bun. It’s the special at McRonald’s.
70′s fast food jingle WIN!
Wow! I think I got part of it.
“I hear there’s a big party tonight….”
….and then something like ‘sounds cool doesn’t it’
“Let’s go out”
I agree!
sourds is swords, not sounds.
I have no objcction to never having to read this LOL again. Agreed?
Agreed.
I think it’s trying to say: “No objection, I heard cheese has a big patty, and Tom’s got swords.
The two doesn’t want to go out”
But it still doesn’t make any sense.
lol! i think this is the authentic product – http://shinzikatoh.com/shop/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=21_23&products_id=366
Nice detective work, deputy!
It’s let’s go out!
I’ll go, but under no circumstances will I let it out!
loosely translated:
i hear the cheif is throwing a big party. Ton has the swords. the “two” doesn’t . its time to rumble!
it says:
i heard theres a big party tonight
sounds fun doesnt it?
lets go out
but this is authentic lulz
I use that as a pickup line all the time (the Engrish version)
I beard chiece’s too!