Please, don’t leave an open invitation to burgers. Lock the doors and windows properly.
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That’s a Whopper. Or a Big Mac.
in Russia, burgers eat YOU!
Open invitation to burger? Would that be “I can has cheezburger”? Goodness, we don’t wanna let them in!
did someone say “cheezburger?”
No, they said cheeseburger.
Oh Alice! Like the Dutchess told you before, “If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.” Because cheezburger is exactly what Adam said.
We’d hate for the Hamburgler to burgle you.
I’m in yur room
Tempting yur kittehs
If you lock your doors and windows they can’t get their buns through!
How else are we to meat?
Lettuce think about this. If we can’t figure it out by tomato, we will really be in a pickle!
if they get caught theyre going to have to cheese it.
I don’t relish the thought of that…
Mustard just been one of those days. I guess we could ketchup with it again later…
AAAARGH! Dreadful Pun Hell fairy is horrified! Off you all go to Dreadful Pun Hell, go on – don’t forget to lock the doors and windows before you leave. And take all these cheeseburger wrappers with you.
*goes to Dreadful Bun Hell*
Remember, you mustard leave the doors and windows open!
Close them, pozhalsta!
Lettuce leaf together.
It’s getting a little chili. too
Mayo all have a great time in Dreadful Bun Hell. If Beelzebub is visiting, you can get flies with that.
*sigh* the revolving door in Dreadful Pun Hell just never stops spinning, does it?
If it’s really bothering you, ask Patty to lock it.
Can you lock a revolving door? I’d try, but I’m too chicken.
I’ve got no beef with Dreadful Pun Hell. One fries a little while there, but with it being summer in the Northern Hemisphere, we’re liable to get fried anyway.
Well, if you need to get in through the revolving door, I think you just need to say “Open sesame!…seed.”
If it’s cold, don’t freeze your buns off!
Without leafing some ketchup behind.
I always have an open invitation to burgers… In my stomach!
Deh kittehs kunt resist da cheezburgers!
lolspeak fail
Totally.
i hope u meen “teh kettehs culdnt resist teh cheezburgers”
Yeah, I hope so too. There are so many ways to spell “couldn’t” in lolspeak without making it look vulgar…
A fail within a fail! HOW ECONOMICAL!
And we all know what a prevert is, don’t we? Yes, that’s right, a prevert is someone who is going to be a pervert when they grow up. (I refer to my husband as a prevert quite frequently.)
I thought a burger was a comfortable, prosperous member of the Dutch middle-class. Why are they climbing in windows and testing for unlocked doors? Seems out of character.
They got lost when the turned North at Nova Scotia instead of South to New Amsterdam and have been wandering the wrong coast for 350 years. They are known in legend as The Wandering Burgers.
No way, they just took a wrong turn at Albaquerque, the stinkers.
Dreadful Spelling Sprite must ding your spelling of Albuquerque, although the difficulty of the name of the city makes it only a mild ding.
This is a phonics misprint. It is allergy season. Take your antihistimines and close windows and doors so there is no open invitation to boogers. It’s snot any fun when the H1N1 patrol watch sees you and puts on fresh latex gloves.
Nothing to sneeze at, certainly.
Aw, just tell those H1N1 patrol people to fuh cough.
You mean the Booger Man is REAL!!!!
Of course. Why else are all those used tissues under your bed?
It’s the only way to stick to my diet
And I had a burger for supper, now, too. It was good. I don’t see what the big deal is. In fact, I think I’ll stet leaving my doors and windows open so I can have more burgers! Try and stop me! Muahahahahaha!
•start. Stupid BlackBerry…
Lol the russian text says: “Please, check the doors and windows before you leave. Don’t give a chance to thief to enter a dwelling.”
I thought it said “in russia, burgers eat YOU.”
Oh noooo!!! It’s the attack of the vampire killing burgers all over again!!! They’re coming for you ketchup! Ruuuuuuuuun!!!!
It’s in Russia, and the burglar (burger?) is a vampire, so his name must be Vladimir!
(That’s a quintessential Russian vampire name if there ever was one, and besides suits Putin to a tee… amirite?)
Russia? it looks like it’s Greek to me.
be glad its not twilight
If it sparkles – kill it.
I love the little picture dudes.
You mean in the avatars? I had a really funny one, but now I’ve got this angry cat.
Hey McDonald, We don’t like ur kind ’round here! mmmhmmm
Sometimes, people are using some of the harmful ingredients to attract customers. Get out of hand …
I thought burgers were safe and trustable,but now I think that I shouldn’t leave them at home alone.
This is why i have a security system, complete with floor lasers. nobody takes my burgers…nobody!
It’s the long-awaited sequel to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”–the “Invasion of the Lethal Burgers.”
lol, it actually says : “Please check all the doors and windows before leaving. Don’t give a burglar a chance to sneak in from an open spot (or something alike)”
I just pictured the Hamburgler
If only more people would heed this warning. Maybe then they wouldn’t have fallen victim to the dreaded Hamburgerler.
LMAO thats brilliant!!¬!!
that’s not too bad, they just forgot the ‘L’ in burglers
Ahahahaha!
Perfect!
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