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Ladies use the word sweat when they feel it best for their best.
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i don’t care about the sweat, I wanna see Ganondorf dressed up as a waitress.
XD SMASH BROS / ZELDA REFERENCE WIN!
XD I GET IT / I HAVE A BRAIN FAIL !
ahahaah… wow
I think the word is “shower.”
I don’t think I’ll be trying the coffee.
Are you saying it comes out of a Dorf shower head?
“Miss, what did he have?”
“Oh, he had the ‘Special…”
People ust the words ‘already seen it’ when they feel it best for their best.
Tim Conway running a restaurant. (see Dorf on Golf)
Where Dorf goes after fishing.
darn you beat me to it!
So what did they intend to say with this sign? I haven’t a clue (as usual…)
I’m guessing “sweat” should have been “sweet,” but beyond that I haven’t a clue.
Ladies use the word sweet when they feel it best for their loved ones?
It makes slightly more sense than sweat; I didn’t say a LOT more sense.
…this sounds strangely sexual to me…
I don’t mind if the ladies sweat, as long as they feel best for my wurst.
As long as I’m feeling the best ladies, it’d be hard to miss my wurst.
Isn’t that the little midget golfer guy?
Did you hear about the new dyslexic owner of the Ford restaurant?
Really? Well I hope the lady is not using the word “tawse” on that child!
Any lady who dresses her child like that needs a visit from the Archaic Clothing Police. She’s over 18, presumably, so she can wear what she wants but what with the geese and the 19th century clothes, Junior is in for a rough time in the school yard.
poor Germrish ….eeeh amikraut (another new word invented by me!!) language… (“Dorf” = “village”)
If US citizens knew that not only hessian but also bavarian Troops were borrowed by the British to fight against the colonists, Steuben Parade would look much different and more pleasant… man why don’t they get it that Germany isn’t the same as Bavaria… ein Trauerspiel ohnegleichen (if you can translate it, plzz reply!!)
I think a fellow named Adolph kind of added to the confusion, with his ideas of Liebensraum and all… (Forgive me if I’m speaking Germrish, since I don’t actually speak any German, although I used to have a fondness for liebfraumilch and Lowenbrau. Not at the same time, of course.)
unfortunately i belive most of us cannot understand you people without a insidejoke/Germish translator
Either Liebfraumilch or Lowenbrau, definitely not both at the same time! That would be making for the headache! I’m glad you don’t do that, JohnB.
I haven’t had either beverage in 20 years, nor anything else with alcohol, but I learned very early on that wine and beer combined made for one horrendous hangover! Of course, I eventually discovered the only surefire hangover preventative: keep drinking! (But seriously, I don’t recommend it. It can have some side effects like arrests, accidents, marital breakups, job losses, liver failure, withdrawal seizures, delirium tremens, panic attacks, sweating, shaking, heart failure, death…)
Bwahahah! It’s Lebensraum, not Liebensraum. That would mean ‘love space’!
But ladies never sweat. They “glow.”
My grandmother was very specific about that; anytime a small girl child said “sweat” or “sweaty”, she would reprimand: “Horses sweat, men perspire, ladies glow”.
But ladies use the word “sweat” when they feel it best for their best. Didn’t your grandmother feel it best for her best? So were you not her best? Was she more partial to her horse? Or was she not a lady?
Hey, I just noticed… WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THAT KID’S LOWER LIMBS? Are we talking foot binding, amputation, what?
Oh Noes! Hands and feet hack dorf!
No joyful impression for that unfortunate child!
So, not only is he an expert on Golf but also a restaurant owner? Dorf is branching out. Can’t wait for a franchise to open in my town!
Finally, a German funny! thx
What? No Tim Conway/Dorf jokes?