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engrish funny ladies sweat

Coffee/Restaurant
DORF
Ladies use the word sweat when they feel it best for their best.

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  1. tehexile says:

    i don’t care about the sweat, I wanna see Ganondorf dressed up as a waitress.

  2. Sinatra says:

    I think the word is “shower.”

    I don’t think I’ll be trying the coffee.

  3. Basara says:

    “Miss, what did he have?”

    “Oh, he had the ‘Special…”

  4. Alice says:

    People ust the words ‘already seen it’ when they feel it best for their best.

  5. PoodleGroomer says:

    Tim Conway running a restaurant. (see Dorf on Golf)

  6. LaEscopeta says:

    So what did they intend to say with this sign? I haven’t a clue (as usual…)

  7. ~bolndie~ says:

    …this sounds strangely sexual to me…

  8. Droll not Troll says:

    I don’t mind if the ladies sweat, as long as they feel best for my wurst. :P

  9. puppatoons says:

    Isn’t that the little midget golfer guy?

  10. A Noun says:

    Did you hear about the new dyslexic owner of the Ford restaurant?

    • Droll not Troll says:

      Really? Well I hope the lady is not using the word “tawse” on that child!

      • hollyr57 says:

        Any lady who dresses her child like that needs a visit from the Archaic Clothing Police. She’s over 18, presumably, so she can wear what she wants but what with the geese and the 19th century clothes, Junior is in for a rough time in the school yard.

  11. notanengineer says:

    poor Germrish ….eeeh amikraut (another new word invented by me!!) language… (“Dorf” = “village”)
    If US citizens knew that not only hessian but also bavarian Troops were borrowed by the British to fight against the colonists, Steuben Parade would look much different and more pleasant… man why don’t they get it that Germany isn’t the same as Bavaria… ein Trauerspiel ohnegleichen (if you can translate it, plzz reply!!)

    • JohnB says:

      I think a fellow named Adolph kind of added to the confusion, with his ideas of Liebensraum and all… (Forgive me if I’m speaking Germrish, since I don’t actually speak any German, although I used to have a fondness for liebfraumilch and Lowenbrau. Not at the same time, of course.)

      • K-Eon says:

        unfortunately i belive most of us cannot understand you people without a insidejoke/Germish translator

      • naleta says:

        Either Liebfraumilch or Lowenbrau, definitely not both at the same time! That would be making for the headache! I’m glad you don’t do that, JohnB. :)

        • JohnB says:

          I haven’t had either beverage in 20 years, nor anything else with alcohol, but I learned very early on that wine and beer combined made for one horrendous hangover! Of course, I eventually discovered the only surefire hangover preventative: keep drinking! (But seriously, I don’t recommend it. It can have some side effects like arrests, accidents, marital breakups, job losses, liver failure, withdrawal seizures, delirium tremens, panic attacks, sweating, shaking, heart failure, death…)

      • Stefanie says:

        Bwahahah! It’s Lebensraum, not Liebensraum. That would mean ‘love space’!

  12. tea says:

    But ladies never sweat. They “glow.”

    • dr handle says:

      My grandmother was very specific about that; anytime a small girl child said “sweat” or “sweaty”, she would reprimand: “Horses sweat, men perspire, ladies glow”.

      • JohnB says:

        But ladies use the word “sweat” when they feel it best for their best. Didn’t your grandmother feel it best for her best? So were you not her best? Was she more partial to her horse? Or was she not a lady?

  13. dr handle says:

    Hey, I just noticed… WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THAT KID’S LOWER LIMBS? Are we talking foot binding, amputation, what?

  14. dukethepcdr says:

    So, not only is he an expert on Golf but also a restaurant owner? Dorf is branching out. Can’t wait for a franchise to open in my town!

  15. Moko says:

    Finally, a German funny! thx

  16. jamisings says:

    What? No Tim Conway/Dorf jokes?


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