Comments on: I don’t believe choking is the word you’re looking for

By: Tarot1

Tarot1 — Mon, 30 May 2011 10:19:19 +0000

Between the pic and the comments I laughed so I hard I almost choked!

Thanks people.

By: Gravity Cat

Gravity Cat — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 04:34:56 +0000

idk what your doing on failblog because thats epic win

By: clogged toilet /pipes

clogged toilet /pipes — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 01:23:35 +0000

Jennifer please stop flushing briefs and stoppers you got me all stopped up.. please please cleanly and descreatly rap those briefs and stopper in toilet paper and throw them in the trash.

By: Alias

Alias — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:06:10 +0000

Maybe they just don’t want people to taste the rainbow…

By: Angie

Angie — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:04:49 +0000

They must not want you to choke while giving a BJ. LOL!

By: Francisco

Francisco — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 07:13:24 +0000

Don’t choke on this!

By: Morgana LeFaye

Morgana LeFaye — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:29:48 +0000

a porta potty isn’t harly big enough for ONE person to get inside let alone 2.

By: chrisfs

chrisfs — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 08:51:13 +0000

Old time song win!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 07:04:20 +0000

No apology necessary! It’s a good one, photoshopped or not. I’m still not convinced it’s a shopped photo. I think someone may be altering the actual signs. Waiting for confirmation from someone who actually photographed one.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 03:16:34 +0000

I apologize for the submission. I can see how it would be annoying.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 03:12:05 +0000

Yes, I submitted it and have to admit that I didn’t know enough about photoshopping to realize that it had been done. I found it on another site entirely, and after checking for an author and not finding one, submitted it. Evidently, a huge mistake and one I won’t repeat. How can those of you who know it’s photoshopped tell? Not that I’ll ever submit something I haven’t taken a photo of myself again. But how do you tell? And this is the only submission I made to Engrish.

By: toilet shark

toilet shark — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 06:13:27 +0000

lol no xD
It’s a blowjob joke.
And…ehh… Boobs are the word you’re looking for?

By: toilet shark

toilet shark — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 06:10:47 +0000

You stole my name!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 05:35:34 +0000

…. or maybe she’s pregnant. That could explain “Toilet For Lady. Man P!ss Outside”.
Pigtails? The consensus says earrings.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 05:30:09 +0000

or “couldn’t hit a tiled floor with a bladder full of used beer”.

By: Luke

Luke — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 04:34:44 +0000

like the broadside of a barn test…

By: amiable_hacker

amiable_hacker — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 23:39:33 +0000

I like how the lady on the sign has huge hips and pigtails!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 11:02:48 +0000

Maybe hollyr57 could tell us?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 11:00:50 +0000

Sorry, I meant the signs were probably made by the same person. Compare the farts in elevator earlier. I suspect they're not even Photoshopped photos, but stick-ons attached to the actual signs.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 03:58:14 +0000

It was submitted by hollyr57…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 03:39:57 +0000

Lemon tree very pretty
But the lemons smell like p!ss
‘Cause the guys can’t use the bathroom
But a tree, they just can’t miss

By: crackle

crackle — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:53:43 +0000

This….isn’t real. Engrish in particular has alot of shopped work…

By: Lizzy

Lizzy — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:14:12 +0000

is this supposed 2 mean men shud pee out the side wen they r havin oral s3x so they dont choke the girl? Hmm…. this could mean a lot of things….

By: Vix

Vix — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:53:48 +0000

Obviously a photoshopped sign.

By: Eduardo

Eduardo — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:58:53 +0000

No deepthroats

By: mindless minion

mindless minion — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 01:41:38 +0000

This is really a classy place!

By: xRGTMx

xRGTMx — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 22:47:43 +0000

LOL WTF

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 22:35:14 +0000

JohnB discovered toilet sharks in the “circular bowl of microwave/I only eat off triangles” thread. (I tried to post the link to that thread here a couple of days ago, but it was moderated away. A link to another thread on this site moderated away? It’s mod gone mad.)

By: Lawlin'

Lawlin' — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:23:19 +0000

Heres my schedule of your comment

Dont get it,
dont get it,
Wait a second,
OMGROFLLOLCOPTERHILARIOUSROFLCOPTERLOL

By: KinkyTom

KinkyTom — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:25:35 +0000

looking at it today it seems that the guy on the right has third leg that would warrant that warning.

By: tehexile

tehexile — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:52:46 +0000

‘impolite sex in toilet, get lady-boy, have to piss outside. party, get dog. also piss outside.’

By: moe

moe — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:37:11 +0000

ditto!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:08:13 +0000

Of course you are! My fail. I really needed that break.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:41:08 +0000

For some guys, that is not a problem or possibility.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:29:14 +0000

SHE certainly is!

By: Buzz

Buzz — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:13:04 +0000

I’m getting quite sick of photoshop pollution. Thanks.

By: KinkyTom

KinkyTom — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 08:29:22 +0000

I guess for some the risk of choking isn’t worth getting beautiful skin

By: Chikara Cologne

Chikara Cologne — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 08:22:30 +0000

Choking could definitely be the word they are looking for

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:56:41 +0000

BTW: I seem to have a problem where the emails are now
linking to the correct page, but not to the comment. Anyone else getting that?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:54:03 +0000

Hey! Elevators are made for up-and -downing!
Miss Otis regrets she’s unable to climb stairs…

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:49:57 +0000

I knew that. I suspect a ring-in, hence “shirk”.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:48:32 +0000

No defecating anywhere! If not mentioned in possibly photo-shopped sign, no other form of elimination is allowed. As Dr Handle has said many times, no up and downing and now no defectation.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:45:08 +0000

Somehow I’m not surprised. She was a feisty dame who probably thought that you gotta take your pisses where your can get them.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:40:34 +0000

That’s what I like in a man…concern for his partner’s health, at least until the O train comes steamin’ up to his station. THEN she can die, go into a coma or whatever. Real sensitive!!

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:38:04 +0000

She appears to be holding his knees and her bubbies are hanging down. A realistic portrayal except for the holding the knees part. What happen if he suddenly sits down?

By: toilet shark

toilet shark — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:36:48 +0000

Ohai just chasing scoop of ice-cream around u-bend brb kthxbai.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:34:33 +0000

Dr Handle doesn’t toilet shirk. She circles the bowl just like any good toilet shark would do. Maybe not at the moment though.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:27:39 +0000

You’ll have to do it in the lift, like everyone else. (Note that only BJs are permitted in the elevator – no up and downing.)

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:26:44 +0000

‘Tisn’t me.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 06:35:51 +0000

Sadly, I have to agree. I bet it’s by the same person who did the “no farting” sign earlier. Better job this time, though.