Joyful Impression
We produce it for whole human beings
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FIRST !
*slow hand clap*
*even slower raise the middle finger*
That discriminates against us partial humans! Thats what I get for comeing from a family of 2 adults with 2.3 children…
It is discriminatory. What about all the 2 percent or skim human beings?
It’s just a way in which the “extra dollop” humans express our, um, I mean, their spiteful jealousy.
Whole human beings make a joyful impression. Skim human beings just make a mildly humourous dent.
It probably also depends on the height from which you drop them.
is that why they have to get an amputation?
That is just a typo.
It should be woolly human beings.
You know, like Robin Williams.
If they produce it from wooly human beings, it could produce some joy (depending on where it’s worn).
HAHAHAHA! I had that one too! It was on a pouch used for digital cameras!
how do they know I got me gall bladder gone?
I guess we won’t have to worry about getting any input here from the flamers on the “Pedobear” picture!
I don’t know if anybody says this any more, but THAT COMMENT IS MADE OF WIN!!
They are definitely not a joyful lot, are they?
They’re really targeting a specific market there >_>
What market research were they doing >_<
What if you are a whole human being, plus some extra bits (such as titanium components)? Do we get extra joyfulness?
My titanium component does not seem to provide any extra joyfulness, although the radius that is back in one piece thanks to the titanium plate probably would be interfering significantly with my joyfulness, were it not in one piece again.
Is that the way to handle the toilet shark? By the titanium attachments?
My surgeon said my radius is now virtually unbreakable. I doubt even a toilet shark could bite through it.
♫ Will the circle be unbroken
Titanium radius, Lord, titanium radius…♫
The titanium is linear, although the screws apparently have hemispheric heads, some of which can be felt through the skin. My daughter loves to find the screws. 10-year-olds have odd ideas about what is interesting.
Missed my circle radius ref? Are you geometrically deprived, JohnB?
Oddly enough, my own titanium implant is a ring. Blood flows through it, from lungs to heart.
I think we can assume you have given your daughter the rules about inappropriate touching? Sounds like what she does is not completely ‘armless. Sorry.
Kids are so entertaining. I love to try figuring out what’s the focus of their attention when I see them apparently in a trance in shopping malls, etc.
No, I got the reference and am fairly good with geometry. I didn’t realize that they use titanium for stents.
I do the same thing with my wife, who regularly enters into staring trances while shopping. My daughter is always totally focused on figuring out some way to get something.
Apparently they do make titanium stents! I didn’t know that either. Mine is not a stent, it’s a valve. (The surround, anyway). The rest must be plastic, as only the ring shows on xray.
OMG!
It’s a noun, not an imperative, you nit. I shall report you to the Deliberate Incorrect Inference Gnome.
He’s off-duty now. He’s gone gnome.
But it’s imperative we make a report right noun!
Love your new name! Win for cleverness.
Thanx, hollyr57. It’s part of the joke there. I like it, but I’ve gone back to the old one for now.
I sometimes wonder (from the timing of their appearance) if other commenters have taken their names from my previous comments. Could be just coincidence. I expect to see T-shirts bearing comments from this site any time now.
I want one that says:
FAIRIES DO NOT ACTUALLY EXIST.
Toilet sharks are real, though.
quick, what’s the sound of one hand clapping?
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Does that mean that blondes can’t have a joyful impression simply they lack some brain cells!
dont hate my people just because we are special
I got the same thing in 100yen shop!
I’ve got to say, I’m impressed! It’s so hard to fine somewhere that produces WHOLE human beings!! Most places only make half human beings, or sometimes just 1/4 human beings!
It gives me a joy impression.
I haven’t been a whole human being since my wisdom teeth were removed. My son’s appendix was removed when he was 13! He and I are doomed! No joyful impressions for us. :{
Just find some humans with the extra bits like ortho hardware, or chin implants, and hang around with them, then you can average out one unit of wholeness per head, and everyone will get joyful impression.
So, if you are an amputee or born without some body part, don’t buy their clothes huh?
Oh no! Edward Elric can’t buy their clothes!
I HAVE THE EXACT SAME ONE! IN FACT, I HAVE 3. THE BLUE, RED, AND BLACK!. its awesome.
Guess they won’t be selling this in the US then. XD