Everbilena Concealer: Light Ecru (Foundation)
It paints it on the anxious part and the part that wants to be shown beautifully. When it is made to become familiar beating again repeatedly after it extends it once thinly and crowding, the cover power great does UP.
Attention of the use: If something happen the trouble on your skin using them, please stop use them.
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This sounds like a 3 year old explaining what she is doing with mom’s makeup.
It paints it on the anxious part? Now that is something new. A makeup that can conceal anxiety! I bet this will become popular among poker players, where it is best to conceal any sign of emotional reactions to, say, that busted flush.
You can’t hide a busted flush. Better call a plumber!
I didn’t bust it – it was like that when I started circling.
Yeah, that’s what they all say. Can’t trust those toilet sharks, because they have a vested interest in not getting flushed!
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It paints the concealer on its anxious part, or else it gets the beating again.
Haven’t seen a riff on that one for a while!
It paints the concealer on its anxious part, then it puts the concealer in the basket!
And then the cover power great does UP?
Jame would have loved this concealer! Altough in later sentences, he morphs into Yoda.
Is it really a good idea to put propylene glycol on your skin? I suppose it isn’t toxic, it is supposed to be the safer car antifreeze.
It’s for women who have used too much Botox.
Eskimos and Lapps find it very helpful.
When it is made to become familiar, you get a beating. I think I’d rather be a stranger, then…
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
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Well done. I can’t believe it took 17 responses for it to occur to someone.
Always pay attention of the use. Please to stop the trouble on your skin.
Nobody knows the troubles of my skin…
Nobody knows but Everbilena!
Nobody knows the troubles of my skin…
Glory Stearic acid!
Wow! Whoever would’ve guessed that Jennifer was a bass-baritone?
Lonestar!
How’d you find us?
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
It puts the concealing on its skin, or else it gets the beating again. It does this whenever it’s told.
I think they were trying to say ‘Shake Well’… LOL
You guys are funny!
That’s the idea! Shake the Engrish well, and you never know what will happen.
Drink well, and you might just shake well the next day.
Been there, done that, don’t do it any more!
The last time I came off a really bad, long binge, I shook for five days. By about the fourth day, though, the tremor was fine enough that, with concentrated effort, I could write somewhat legibly.
From looking at the last part of the directions it seems if you put this on you will hallucinate and want to make your house fly with balloons O_o
The cover power greatly goes UP! I think I’ve been to that place! My guess would be the active ingredient not listed would be psilocybin, perhaps with a little meth.
“Thinly and crowding”? How do you do thinly and crowding at the same time? Put lots of anorexics into a small room, possibly?
Very good!! I wondered about that too. That would do it.
Nothing like a good anorexic/bulimic support group to encounter crowding thinly. Agoraphobic support groups, on the other hand, tend to take up very little space.
The anorexics are crowding in one corner to avoid the splash from the bulimics.
*waits for comment that we’re making fun of other peoples’ misfortunes*
You’re making fun of other peoples’ misfortunes. Sorry about the wait.
Roughly half of all humor involves making fun of other people’s misfortunes. The other half involves making fun of your own. Humor is a dirty business.
If something is troubling your skin in several places, stop going to those places immediately. They are nothing but trouble.
So true. You’d think they’d get the message after the beating again repeatedly.
After a while, though, you run out of bars in town you haven’t been beaten in. Besides, when you wake up black and blue from a blackout, you may have absolutely no idea what place the beating occurred in.
Sometimes, even what town is a mystery. I’ve known people to book and embark upon round-trip airline flights while in a blackout, which they only realize upon finding the stubs.
It puts the lotion on its skin.
Or else it gets the hose again!
With the Hos from the Fat Ho Elderly Centre.
Verberationes continuabunt dum animus melior fit.
hmm….. sounds familiar.
It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
I think this is in the same category.
No channel the cover power great does UP.
Not the 3 channel, not the 6 channel, not the 10 channel, not the 13 channel.
It rubs the lotion on its skin…