Comments on: Yum! Imported Chinese water.

By: Krystallynn

Krystallynn — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 08:24:22 +0000

That’s a mold-breaker. Great tikhinng!

By: ryrgin

ryrgin — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 02:28:11 +0000

To what is eat my sh*t a reference?

By: sjonno

sjonno — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:56:18 +0000

im almost certain it is a southpark reference DEUTSCHE SCHEISSE MOVIE.

By: Passerby

Passerby — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:20:46 +0000

Actually yes.

I originally replied to notolaf post above, but the post never showed up. I thought the conspirators already had that post flagged, so made it again by myself.
(Actually, that was an accident, but it worked. I accidentally an entire post.)

By: kasqueena

kasqueena — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 20:50:39 +0000

…move up every ZLG?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 14:59:41 +0000

Classic pseudo-science WIN!
It’s been around for a while, but apparently none of us dinosaurs remembered it.
BTW, did you have an earlier version of this comment vanish? I got the email, but I couldn’t find the comment here. Weird!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 08:37:24 +0000

I said I googled it, but YOU DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE! I don’t know why I waste my time. Grumble, grumble…..

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 08:32:34 +0000

Check back a few posts…… Some comments have a history.

By: Cpt. Obvious

Cpt. Obvious — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 02:41:19 +0000

no. look at clocks. and, Astonauts go forward in time faster becaues of E=mc^2,we know this because they special nuclear powered digital clocks are off, and they set them to official military time, and the only reason time passes for us is that we are hurtling through spac at billions of lightyears per second. if you were to create a craft with special nulear power pressure brake, with enough fuel, you could, essencially, stop time, if you managed to avoid beig hit by the octrillions of heavenly bodies passing you every second, and reach Absolute Zero(to cease molecular motion as well).but, you could never go back in time, because you can’t have negative speed or a temperature below absolute zero.

bam.

By: Cpt. Obvious

Cpt. Obvious — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 02:18:28 +0000

Am I missing something here? As I know inanimate objects have no reproductive organs.

By: Passerby

Passerby — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 19:57:31 +0000

Indeed!

Chinese water is heavily contaminated with Dihidrogen Monoxide! This is serious!
And the Zimbabwegians ….. Zimbabwans…. Zimbabweians…. the people of Zimbabwe are into the conspiracy too!

Learn more abou this menace in the following link:

http://www.dhmo.org/

Let the truth be known!

By: Passerby

Passerby — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 19:43:01 +0000

What’s ZLG?
Zombie Llama Goatse?
i’d google it, but I’m afraid to….

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 08:45:22 +0000

Thanx for the clarification. My Latin is fairly rusty, and it turns out my dictionary is a dud. Seems they left out this verb altogether.

By: notolaf

notolaf — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 08:08:19 +0000

I messed up — it’s suppose to be moritati, if that helps.

“When all else fails, play dead.”

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:44:46 +0000

Well, since on the first day, God had not yet divided the night from the day, I guess he was carrying a Rolex!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:19:53 +0000

After the G20 summit, we need a H2O summit!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:15:56 +0000

You’re right. I was thinking of the whole universe, and assuming that time (as we understand it) started just after the Big Bang. Which is probably not a good idea, as I don’t have a brain the size of a planet!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:09:50 +0000

“When all else fails,”- what? I know it’s not true Latin, but I can’t find anything close to “moritatem” in my Latin dictionary.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:02:10 +0000

If someone was going to do that, you would already have it. Gotta love those time travel stories!

By: creatureteacher

creatureteacher — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 06:21:11 +0000

Red Green Show reference FTW!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 05:30:31 +0000

Actually, the time machine that enables it to be the middle of the night here when it’s the middle of the day there, not to mention the summer here when it’s winter there, started with the birth of this planet as we know it, which was several billion years after the Big Bang.

By: notolaf

notolaf — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 05:14:50 +0000

This is some truly international water. Do I smell a conspiracy?

By: notolaf

notolaf — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 05:13:14 +0000

Technically, it’s “duct tape.” For air ducts. Which is why it’s silver. Duck Tape is a brand though.

Quando omni flunkus, moritatem.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:38:03 +0000

I’ll take a case! I like a healthy battery with a future.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:36:15 +0000

Not MY time machine *sigh* Just the one that’s been around since the Big Bang, and there isn’t enough ZLG water to reverse it.

By: -Redsands-

-Redsands- — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:46:47 +0000

Also I found out that AutoTrade in Zimbabwe makes batteries.. so this could potentially be battery water !

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:50:57 +0000

Then they shouldn’t settle for forage. At least a sixage or a sevenage should be enough.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 21:40:38 +0000

We must put all we got into it so we don’t develop a mineshaft gap!!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:57:18 +0000

I’m 6’3″, 212 pounds, so I have a pretty big outside to be bigger than inside!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:55:58 +0000

Don’t forget the Swiss Army Knife. The biggest one you got.

By: Basara

Basara — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 10:38:52 +0000

Mein Fuhr- (Slaps arm down with other arm), I mean, My President!!!!

By: Hiilu

Hiilu — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:21:37 +0000

LOL liquid time machine.

By: -Redsands-

-Redsands- — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:26:58 +0000

This is hilarious because Zimbabwe is in the grips of a cholera outbreak, I am guessing that if this water is bottled in Zimbabwe, it comes with a nasty case of Cholera, possibly Diphtheria.. nice one!

By: toilet shark

toilet shark — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:04:30 +0000

Just don’t fight in the war room.

By: toilet shark

toilet shark — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:04:07 +0000

See? The time machine is working!

By: PaulWolb from Santa Clara

PaulWolb from Santa Clara — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 20:09:39 +0000

I think this is a sinister Chinese plot to rob Zimbabwe of it’s precious bodily fluids. This could mean war.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 18:01:05 +0000

You will need lots of naproxin and acetaminophen if you do it that way instead of using a hammer.

By: Taikun

Taikun — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:31:43 +0000

Scary to think that Zimbabweans were once the most literate people in Africa… og my how far they’ve come – thanks bob

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:20:39 +0000

Thanks, but actually it was just before dinner here in Australia. This reply is at 12:50am, July 20.

By: naleta

naleta — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 13:22:46 +0000

For the win! 2AM genius strikes again!

By: Sinatra

Sinatra — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 12:20:55 +0000

I’ll need a flathead for that.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 09:13:08 +0000

An old man drank ZLG water
For his health, ‘cos he thought that he oughta.
But the effluvium
And that old steamboat cum
Changed his future; now he’s his own daughter!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 09:02:56 +0000

Of course! Someone will have to start making p0rnographic pictures & sculpture ASAP. History and Archeology tell us that.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 06:22:38 +0000

Obviously, the visual arts are something that we’ll be looking to preserve beyond the apocalypse.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 05:23:11 +0000

If you don’t need sockets, then the wrench is a hammer for the screwdriver to chisel wood sculpture.

By: Sinatra

Sinatra — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 05:08:01 +0000

Didn’t figure the quote would be any broader than the South Park movie but guess I was wrong?

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:46:38 +0000

It depends on if there is enough forage, or do they need drought supplements.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:37:30 +0000

OMG! You’re so much bigger on the inside than you are on the outside!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:32:55 +0000

The English meaning is pretty obvious to me, even without checking. Do I really want to know the reference?

By: Sinatra

Sinatra — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:27:19 +0000

True that.

Though for my hobby all I really need is a screw driver and a socket wrench.