Comments on: Sorry, I only eat out of triangles.

By: Alias

Alias — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 20:49:36 +0000

1 question: Is it an RUS? A Rodent of Unusual Size?

“My dear, I highly doubt they exist!”

By: Alias

Alias — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:21:31 +0000

Someone enlighten me…what is this about toilet sharks?

By: nick

nick — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:26:09 +0000

great deal! im taking it!

By: Cpt. Obvious

Cpt. Obvious — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 02:50:50 +0000

sound’s like a D&D item “The Circletype Bowl of the Microwaves-+3 to Heat Resistance, +6 to Radiation Resistance”

By: Blab

Blab — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 23:20:10 +0000

I just love to have bowl of microwave for breakfast.

By: WilliamLynx

WilliamLynx — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:22:13 +0000

Bowl of Microwave is full of stale popcorn and bits of macaroni, I imagine..

By: Xerolo

Xerolo — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:16:55 +0000

Bowl of Microwave…Sounds Yummy!What’s in it?

By: dr fondle

dr fondle — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 14:13:04 +0000

Quit playing games with my dwarf
Before you tear us aparf

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 11:32:35 +0000

You’re playing a dwarf, aren’t you?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 11:31:58 +0000

Sometimes, but dahling, that’s none of your beeswax *giggle giggle*

By: psycore

psycore — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 11:17:52 +0000

That’s what I thought ^^

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 07:43:05 +0000

With chocolate sauce?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 07:42:22 +0000

That must have been one HOT molecule!

By: Debbul

Debbul — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 07:18:26 +0000

-You are attacked by a giant rat!

-Ok, I use my +2 Bowl of Microwave… with some of those carrots from the enchanted forest and a pint of water.

-The rat is microwaved! You now have a bowl of rat-soup.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:26:44 +0000

Nope. I don’t eat bacon – if I want to taste pigmeat, I’ll bite my husband – and the only way I like my eggs in the morning is unfertilized.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 02:35:20 +0000

It burned my tongue.

By: mia_the_feline

mia_the_feline — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 02:06:46 +0000

But the cake’s a lie, too…

By: Alice

Alice — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:26:31 +0000

In Comment, Soviet russia you posts!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:24:37 +0000

On bacon and eggs?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:23:51 +0000

It’s even worse when the spoon melts in your mouth!

By: toilet shark

toilet shark — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 11:32:04 +0000

Oh, intercourse it, try this one…

http://www.demotivateus.com/tag/flying-sharks/

By: toilet shark

toilet shark — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 11:31:26 +0000

Hee hee, punditkitchen ref WIN!

You’d better just hope that the toilet sharks don’t learn to fly…

[img]http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/flying-sharks-demotivational-poster.jpg[/img]

By: Basara

Basara — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 07:18:45 +0000

But, do they have Frickin’ lasers???

By: invertedcontinuum

invertedcontinuum — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:58:21 +0000

I know. Don’t you just hate when the milk makes your bowl all soggy and mushy?

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:41:52 +0000

Wasabi ice cream to cleanse the palate and clear the sinuses.

By: toilet shark

toilet shark — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:03:48 +0000

People have put stranger flavours than that into ice-cream. Octopus ice-cream, ox tongue ice-cream, horseflesh ice-cream, and of course whalemeat ice-cream – toilet shark ice-cream is nothing terribly odd.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 02:32:35 +0000

Anyone who puts chocolate sauce on their bowl of breakfast has a successful career in children’s cereals (R and D) ahead of them!

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 02:30:09 +0000

Toilet-Shark Flavored Ice Cream? Sounds…not like a Ben & Jerry’s confection. Toilet-Shark Sushi, though, now that might infect us but it would sure be flavorful.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:24:26 +0000

Passing nutritionists or dieticians should look away now… Even if it’s for breakfast, I’m still putting chocolate sauce on it.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:22:45 +0000

I like to think that it is a dessert of many talents. And I am happy to infest custard or ice-cream anytime.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:20:50 +0000

I guess Custer brought the wrong one to Little Big Horn.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:44:52 +0000

Freeze the custard in an ice cream churn to go with the cake. Custard has multiple personalities disorder.

By: MUFFINZ!!!:D

MUFFINZ!!!:D — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:45:01 +0000

In Soviet Russia, Comment Posts You!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:24:24 +0000

Yes! And please enjoy your molecule of hot chocolate.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:22:13 +0000

It can’t be! After all, custard is a type of pudding, isn’t it? And remember, no pudding, no life! So you’re telling me that life itself is.. is a LIE? I need to talk to my therapist… No, maybe my spiritual advisor… No, I think I’ll go eat some cake…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:27:49 +0000

I like it when my bowl stays crunchy.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:57:29 +0000

The custard lies!

By: MeowTseTongue

MeowTseTongue — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:39:01 +0000

In Soviet Russia, microwave heats YOU!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:34:03 +0000

What’s yellow and dangerous?

Shark-infested custard!!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:33:45 +0000

No, it says it’s a “bowl of microwave.” Microwave as in singular. Now waves, per se, are not really well suited for counting, so we have to assume that what is contained is one photon of microwave energy. This is, of course, insufficient to pop even one kernel. So if you plan on making popcorn for lunch, you’ll just have to use your cell phone.

By: MeowTseTongue

MeowTseTongue — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:21:17 +0000

And, you know, the thing about a circle-type shark in a bowl… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men in that circle-type bowl.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:05:45 +0000

The microwaves will heat milk for hot chocolate.

By: A Noun

A Noun — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:48:13 +0000

A bowl of microwave, part of this nutritious breakfast. Stays crunchy even in milk!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:12:25 +0000

I hope they put in enough microwaves to pop my bag of popcorn. This is easier to take to cook lunch than my old 25kg box of microwaves.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:45:34 +0000

Oh, I’m generally up at this time, getting ready for work. It’s Central Time here, two hours later than the Pacific time the site uses. I don’t usually post anything until well after my first cup of coffee, though, so you have me at a disadvantage!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:35:44 +0000

Wait until I do the thing where I leap up out of the water and gnash my teeth, it scares the hell out of the toilet tourists. Except the Japanese, they just take my photo. Then try to harpoon me.
What are you doing up at that hour anyway, Brother John? 4:32 am? That’s zero-dark-hundred, that is.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:32:29 +0000

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the toilet…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:30:42 +0000

*pops up my dorsal fin and circles the bowl menacingly as E-F leading tone leitmotif plays in the background*
Daaaaaaaaa da…
Daaaaaaaaa da…
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
Doodle doooooooooooooooooo!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:17:22 +0000

Better watch out. You’re circling the bowl.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:03:08 +0000

Wow – I get a whole bowl of microwave all to myself? Oh, joy! I don’t care what shape it is! Pass the chocolate sauce, Eunice!