Comments on: Playtex corks?

By: holonui

holonui — Sat, 25 Sep 2010 02:56:39 +0000

with the samus thing

By: holonui

holonui — Sat, 25 Sep 2010 02:55:03 +0000

same she is sooo hot

By: holonui

holonui — Sat, 25 Sep 2010 02:54:20 +0000

i agree

By: Lunar™

Lunar™ — Fri, 07 May 2010 18:28:11 +0000

They should have ended that with a good old
ZOMG!!!

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 05:01:56 +0000

You don’t throw the metal tampon applicators in the toilet, you know!?!? For those ladies when their period gets really heavy, we have to use menstruation briefs, not just pads, and those peksy metal tampon applicators might just break the toilet.

By: Xenobiologista

Xenobiologista — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:35:11 +0000

Slightly off topic, when my French coworker left a Western blot protocol on his desk, it made me laugh because it said “tampon” all over the page. Then I found out that “tampon” means “buffer” in French (much less interesting than a lab protocol that actually involved tampons…)

So my question is, what do the French call tampons?

By: Luke

Luke — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 04:49:53 +0000

to BALLS OF STEEL count as metal parts, cuz then i can’t use this toilet

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:45:27 +0000

I buy god by the case, myself. Can’t have too much. Actually I am rather fond of that crazy Jew from Nazareth, but my perspective is decidedly interdenominational, nonjudgmental, and nondogmatic. My primary interest in this area, when I finish my PhD, is in spiritual guidance, but I plan to offer my services for ritual purposes to people more or less regardless of their own religious persuasion or lack thereof, with details tailored to the individual’s needs and desires. I try not to hold tightly to any particular conception of God for the simple reason that no matter how lofty my conception is, it cannot possibly come even close to the reality.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:36:30 +0000

Bibo ergo noncogito.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:35:15 +0000

I did back in the days when we used typewriters.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 04:06:56 +0000

There is even a 20 bottle assorted sample box.

By: Annimal

Annimal — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:47:42 +0000

I aways use metal parts to take care of my periods

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:42:38 +0000

I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:42:18 +0000

Hang on a minute – god comes in 6-packs now?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:41:43 +0000

The characteristics you have described your god as having put me in mind of a laid-back, forgiving New Testament type of god, rather than a wrathful, kill-em-all-and-let-Me-sort-it-out Old Testament or Torah type of god, and being a minister rather than a rabbi or imam I’m inferring that you are of the Jesusite persuasion. I could be wrong, of course. Maybe you’ve started your own religion. It worked for L. Ron Hubbard, but I’m afraid that if you start talking about disembodied alien criminals, I am going to laugh out loud at you.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:37:20 +0000

Cogito ergo bibo.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:29:20 +0000

Look up the Pear of Sorrow. If your mind goes down the road to iron tampons, this will be right up your alley.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:27:41 +0000

‘k.

By: scarlettsmomcat

scarlettsmomcat — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:33:22 +0000

Something vaguely painful in the metal parts/menstruation-throwing connection. I guess those corrugated iron tampons are out of the question, huh?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:59:36 +0000

You’ll have to forgive her. She’s having a PMS.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:58:53 +0000

Besides, how do you know what brand of god I prefer? You’ve never seen me pick up a 6-pack of god, have you?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:57:00 +0000

I thin gin.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:37:22 +0000

Notlisteningnotlisteninglalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:32:18 +0000

‘k

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:31:13 +0000

I NOT HAS A MDSIDNHRTAMS!!!!!!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:24:18 +0000

I merely wished to suggest that, whilst MDSIDNHRTAMS is omniscient and eternal like your god, your brand of god is a lot more forgiving than MDSIDNHRTAMS. How you get along with your own special imaginary friend is no concern of mine – but it is nice to know that you two are buddies.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:09:02 +0000

You think?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:07:00 +0000

You are, of course, entitled to your atheism, but you don’t have to unlike my god. My god is really a pretty likable character…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:04:01 +0000

There’s surely a think you can do about it!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:29:05 +0000

A very LARGE bucket. Like on a front loader.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:27:49 +0000

And Carol Burnett described as, “Just take your lower lip and stretch it over the top of your head.”

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:26:49 +0000

Srsly, shave the critters and it could be a picture of me and the missus, back in the days when she had PMS, instead of the current whatever-the-initials-were-that-were-too-long-to-remember-and-I’m-too-lazy-to-look-up.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:24:33 +0000

I never could figure out why the call them “briefs” when they’re anything but!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:22:46 +0000

I never intentionally threw up, but one of the early withdrawal symptoms of physiological alcohol dependence is nausea, and so on numerous occasions when I took my morning “wake up” shot, it stayed down only momentarily. Of course, having just puked doesn’t do anything good for your nausea, so that makes the second attempt harder. But sooner or later, by God, I’d get that first shot to stay down long enough to settle down the shaking and the jangling nerves and the sweating and the nausea. There’s a profoundly personal example of overcoming reflexes by force of will, although it is certainly not one I’m proud of. Addiction does have a marvelous way of focusing the will and the mind, albeit towards its own destruction. Having the disease in recovery, as I have the past 20 years, however, has a marvelous way of focusing the will and the mind on maintaining my spiritual condition, for without this I would surely relapse, and I know full well that that way lies death. Didn’t mean to get all serious and preachy again! I’ll try to go back to being silly.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:15:07 +0000

Being the vitamin and supplement fanatic that I am, I have had my wife on every combination and form of black cohosh, primrose oil, those yams from somewhere, soy isoflavones, and anything else I could think of, all to no avail. However, since she has nearly died twice within the past year (not related to the supplements!), she has mellowed a bit.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:47:03 +0000

That’s the think I kind of do and not a thing I can do about it.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:22:19 +0000

Oh yes, the process that Robin Williams once described as “Thirty hours of sheer joy”.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:21:15 +0000

She not has a PMS. Srsly, does she look like she has a PMS to you?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:14:59 +0000

But it worked immediately after I had put up the post – ‘puter is cleverer than me, she worked it out – and the moderation comment appeared much later.

I NOT HAS A POSTING MODERATION SNARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:12:49 +0000

Eating food to enjoy it them intentionally throwing it up again is deeply offensive to me on many levels. Especially if we’re talking chocolate.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:11:38 +0000

Unlike your god, it is never forgiving.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:32:57 +0000

WIN!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:32:31 +0000

It is mad about you not doing an a href= thingy. they have to fix it.

By: pamera

pamera — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:54:44 +0000

A bucket after that.

By: pamera

pamera — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:52:26 +0000

My Dr. will not give me hormone replacement. I take a combo of black cohosh and evening primrose oil. It has taken away almost all the symptoms, including the PMS. So take her gun away before she can reload and give her those pills quick! They take about a month to start working, so there’s no time to lose!!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:33:13 +0000

A “bathroon” is a type of anime (cartoon) that features dramas taking place in bathrooms, with conflicts involving things like hot urine sprays and feces monsters. Bathroon collectors are a very select lot. There are many pirated versions, though, with fansubs and digisubs and wet sprockets of toad, so if you’re into that, be careful!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:29:24 +0000

Maybe it’s a typo. I’ve never flushed metal parts down a toilet, but I’ve had some MENTAL parts go there…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:28:09 +0000

Love the pic, BTW.

By: MWahatten

MWahatten — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 19:39:39 +0000

Ping Pong Balls, ‘Priscilla, Queen of the Desert’.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:30:14 +0000

We used to use corks. It was all in good fun until someone got hit in the eye…