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engrish funny goss brains

Gos’s brains is being eaten by s*men.

Submitted by: Frank via Engrish Funny Submissions

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    • paws4thot says:

      The Talyllyn Railway is a narrow-gauge preserved railway running for 7.25 miles (11.67 km) from Tywyn on the Mid-Wales coast to Nant Gwernol near the village of Abergynolwyn. The line was opened in 1866 to carry slate from the quarries at Bryn Eglwys to Tywyn, and was the first narrow gauge railway in Britain authorised by Act of Parliament to carry passengers using steam haulage. Despite severe under-investment, the line remained open, and in 1951 it became the first railway in the world to be preserved as a heritage railway by volunteers. Since preservation, the railway has operated as a tourist attraction, significantly expanding its rolling stock through acquisition and an engineering programme to build new locomotives and carriages. In 1976 an extension was opened along the former mineral line from Abergynolwyn to the new station at Nant Gwernol. In 2001 the preservation society celebrated its 50th anniversary, and in 2005 a major rebuilding and extension of Tywyn Wharf station took place, including a much expanded facility for the Narrow Gauge Railway Museum. The fictional Skarloey Railway, which formed part of the Railway Series of children’s books by the Rev. W Awdry, was based on the Talyllyn Railway.

  1. Droll not Troll says:

    So Gos has a load on his mind.

  2. wewichu says:

    I concur

  3. ikr says:

    Yeah, the actual mistranslations are much funnier than screenshots from intentionally sick cartoons.

  4. ikr says:

    That’s why it’s NOT funny. It says exactly what it’s supposed to say.

  5. Ydobon says:

    No, it isn’t. Try reading other comments, stupid.
    Just Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex.

  6. Sarah says:

    OMG, so LOL.. having a hard time to understand what this is about.. like who has eaten who’s brain?

  7. saywhat says:

    WHOSE brain…

  8. paws4thot says:

    That sub isn’t on my copy.

  9. Mew mew coconut says:

    that looks like Kisshu

  10. Basara says:

    I guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue….

  11. A Noun says:

    Yes, I’m replying to myself.

    How could I forget that Gos was the counterpart/soulmate of Motoko from childhood?

    http://www.valdostamuseum.org/hamsmith/GITSsac2.html

  12. Sam says:

    Which translation is this from? I have both the official and Laughing Man Fansub versions and neither have this line in them!

  13. JohnB says:

    This isn’t Engrish! It’s just a day in the life of an average male teen. Despite his earnest and repeated efforts to drain off any excess, it still backs up into his brain, destroying the capacity for rational thought. That’s why he cannot look at his 8th-grade English teacher and not see her naked. Which is why, to this day, he has no idea when to use “affect” and “effect.” But he sure remembers what Ms. Gerbenburger looked like, at least in his own mind.

    • PoodleGroomer says:

      And none of them has ever used the four spellings of “two” correctly in a sentence.

      • Jennifer says:

        there’s only three :)

        SECOND BROTHER:
        And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’

        MAYNARD:
        Amen.

        KNIGHTS:
        Amen.

        ARTHUR:
        Right! One!… Two!… Five!

        GALAHAD:
        Three, sir!

        ARTHUR:
        Three!

        • PhoenixM says:

          MP win.

        • JohnB says:

          There’s one more if you count “tutu.” “She’s going to get two tutus just like yours, too.” But honestly, I can’t think of a fourth, unless we borrow from Latin and/or Spanish, e.g. “Et tu, Brute?” (Well, if Shakepeare wrote it, it must be English, no?)

          • Jennifer says:

            When my son was a baby and learning to speak, he made up a few words for things…he used ‘tutu’ in reference to his genitalia.

            • JohnB says:

              Having, in one phase of my career, been involved in the assessment of child sexual abuse, I have had experience with no end of pee-pees and poo-poos and peanuts and doodads and middle parts and cooters and yumdums and the whole rainbow of words kids, and families, make up to avoid saying the real words.

      • PoodleGroomer says:

        The blacksmith had to tew two tools, too.

        • JohnB says:

          By gosh, you’re quite correct. I had never seen that word before, although I had seen “taw,” which can be a synonym. I knew that you usually know of whence you speak, but as an information junkie and amateur philologist I couldn’t come up with a fourth. But as they say, you learn something every day. And I learn something on this site alone nearly every day.

          • PoodleGroomer says:

            I found this while researching my family’s blacksmithing heritage. Tew means to heat, draw, and forge metal, especially iron, into shape. The pincers used to hold hot steel were called tewels, which has become tools.

  14. paws4thot says:

    Let’s face it; the opening titles to 1st Gig are fan service in places.

    • Zell Dincht says:

      first off, Tachkoma’s aren’t annoying (to me) because they bring up serius philisophical points, and purple hair is AWESOME, why do you think people dye there hair? because brown, black, red and obnoxius blonde hair gets very boring, this is just my opinion, so don’t flame please :)

  15. paws4thot says:

    It doesn’t have to be offensive to be unfunny; there’s a difference.

  16. bob says:

    I find it annoying how a line is uncensored in the pictures, yet it is censored in the lines below it showing what it actually says in the picture. Doesn’t make any sense at all.

    • JohnB says:

      *sigh* We get a comment like this about once a week. The bots and filtering usually won’t or can’t analyze the content of a picture, but they easily can scan through the words added in text. Furthermore, comments on this site are moderated, and if you happen to say a key word, your comment will be moderated, meaning it will take a long time to appear to others, if at all. That’s why most of us regulars here use intentional misspellings of words, such as “secks” and “f**k.” Make sense now?

      • yumdum says:

        “Regulars.” Either you just pulled the hipster coffee-shop-going crowd card, or you’re mighty proud of your bowels.

        • JohnB says:

          By “regulars” I only meant the people who regularly post here. Certainly I would not describe the “regulars” here as a “hipster coffee-shop-going crowd”; in fact, I’d call most of us at least slightly irregular!

          • naleta says:

            Only ‘slightly’ irregular? It was the extreme irregularity that kept me reading farther and farther back the first time I clicked in from Cheezbrgr!

            • JohnB says:

              *sob* I just can’t help it… It’s my irritable bowel syndrome… *sniff* I try to be regular, and some days can almost, almost fake it… *sob* But then comes the diarrhea, and it’s all over…

          • bluejade says:

            I beg your pardon?

  17. naleta says:

    Zombie sailors! Beware! (Brain-eating sea men?)

    • dr handle says:

      PG! What can you tell us about dealing with zombie sailors?

      • PoodleGroomer says:

        Zombie sailors have gotten their big reenlistment bonus and are sobering up at sea until they can retire at 20 years. Have them steer, watch a room full of torpedoes during peace time, Sit locked in a room full of radio gear while submerged, or listen to whales in sonar. Do not let them cook or run the reactor.

        • PoodleGroomer says:

          The biggest zombie on board was the corpsman. We would get underway, close the hatch, the crew would all catch the cold from hell, and nobody got sick until we pulled in and had a partial crew rotation. We had no accidents. He kept unchanging medical records current, showed movies, and ate 4 meals a day. An officer had to witness proper inventory and expired medicine disposal to make sure he wasn’t running personal quality checks.

  18. bluejade says:

    Maybe the engrish part is using the plural for brain?

  19. dr handle says:

    Could this be an attempt to express an unfortunate observation about some menfolk: “His brain has been damaged by testosterone poisoning”? I’ve seen it often enough; it’s the only thing to explain why some men behave the way that do. That, or congenital idiocy.

    • JohnB says:

      So my choices are testosterone poisoning, or congenital idiocy? Hmmm, what’s behind Door #3???

      • dr handle says:

        A vet with plenty of experience in neutering tomcats – after all, if you just scale it up a bit for human males, how much more difficult can it be? At least with humans you’re not going to have to worry about them trying to lick their stitches out. (If the vet’s really good, there aren’t any stitches, anyway.) You probably still have to roll ‘em in a towel so they don’t scratch and bite, though.

    • PoodleGroomer says:

      There was a documentary film dealing with this called “Young Frankenstein” by Mel Brooks.

    • forge says:

      This is commonly seen whenever any males are in the same room with Megan Fox.

    • PoodleGroomer says:

      Men get brain testosterrone poisoning. Women get estrogen poisoning, usually detected by an excess of the first metabolites, benzodiazepines.
      These conditions combined have been known to cause poor judgement and attempts at home treatment.

  20. maxon says:

    yeah, well a lot of men have that problem …

  21. FLAME says:

    Cool game takes 5 min per day )
    _http://voiceofamerika.mybrute.com

  22. roflcopter says:

    i spent 30 minutes on this website and i’m starting to speak like an Asian omg

  23. wennnichtsmehrgehtTH says:

    OMG THIS IS GHOST IN THE SHELL I’M PRETTY DAMN SURE!!! HOLY…

  24. lol says:

    LOL this is from a Chinese bootleg DVD XD. They just use a translating software on the Chinese subbed anime make loads of copies and sell them for cheap

  25. Matthew Keene says:

    HA HA! BTW, you can get mad cow from ingesting semen from an infected individual, so this is, theoretically, possible.

  26. Divided by zero says:

    what is this i don’t even

  27. bob says:

    Yeah, this is something someone edited in. I own the series of Ghost in the shell and the movies and have never once observed this. Nor is there a character in the show named “Gos”

  28. Lolwut says:

    Wow, what’s with all the anime fansub fails lately? First, it’s Batou with his electronic brain pancake crystal elderly, now this. Geeze, fansubbers, do you even try?

  29. Zell Dincht says:

    break a sweat? more like piss himself and cry, no offence, she’s just that good

  30. Zenzie says:

    ahahaha Major, you silly goose! That doesn’t look like the art style of Ghost in the Shell, though o,o how odd.

  31. jousystacee says:

    sell for more for more


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